I'm tired of having random erections - General

Dick+hammer, repeat. But seriously, boners during class. Hate for life

Yeah, they are very annoying. For some reason I get erection every time I arrive in Helsinki with a bus.

I never get them anymore. Don't worry kids, once you pass 7th grade they'll slow down/stop.

old people old people old people.... *erection gone*

[QUOTE=Sheiken;20051827]Surround yourself with chairs and masturbate during study hall.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=803171[/url] edit: probably already posted

[QUOTE=Human;20051852]I've passed puberty bucko.. No hate intended[/QUOTE] Well if you're still at school then you haven't guys tend to finish puberty between the ages of 16-18 I think.

Tuck them into waistband unless it's too small

[QUOTE=cagafuego88;20325823][img]http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/001_dicknose.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Arms are your best friend

I usually get boners when I do math :confused:

[QUOTE=Human;20051798]( I don't actually talk to my penis BTW)[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/information.png[/img]

[QUOTE=harris5;20054205]No you don't. Stop fucking lying.[/QUOTE] omg its harris5

They aren't random, you are just seeing hot men.

Put it upwards but be careful when you lift your top up slightly to scratch your belly because then bad things happen.

[QUOTE=Kylel999;20415549]I never get them anymore. Don't worry kids, once you pass 7th grade they'll slow down/stop.[/QUOTE] It's funny how you call someone kid,and you have 999 in your name.

Are you guys' pants to stiff, i mean i can get a random erection and hide it flawlessly. No, my dick isn't small.

Sometimes their annoying, sometimes their awesome. It was annoying when I litterly had one from 9 during band to 11 during Pre-Algebra

Shove it vertically down. Ooooow.

I love random erections

Yesterday i was talking to a friend of mine ( a girl lol) and i said that she hadn't balls(we were talking about a movie called paranormal activity). And she said: " no i don't, do you wanna see?" and i said yes (i thought she was joking) and she begun to take her pants off, and i was like WTF? OMFG! and she starts laugthing... then i realised that she was joking(of course) ...hopefully she stopped (we were in a fucking library).

[QUOTE=Sheiken;20051827]Surround yourself with chairs and masturbate during study hall.[/QUOTE] I remember reading that. LOL.

[QUOTE=Jorgetime;20420502]Yesterday i was talking to a friend of mine ( a girl lol) and i said that she hadn't balls(we were talking about a movie called paranormal activity). And she said: " no i don't, do you wanna see?" and i said yes (i thought she was joking) and she begun to take her pants off, and i was like WTF? OMFG! and she starts laugthing... then i realised that she was joking(of course) ...hopefully she stopped (we were in a fucking library).[/QUOTE] hopefully.. dude its her pants not yours

Imagine slitting a piece of paper down your urethra.

Think of rubbing a cheese grater on your dick. Or slamming a nail into it with a hammer. Both work.

[QUOTE=Sheiken;20051827]Surround yourself with chairs and masturbate during study hall.[/QUOTE] That guy was fucking weird.

Whenever i get a random erection I put my best :smug: face on and let everyone see the huge bulge in my pants.

It'll eventually stop as you get older.

Go see Nutgobbler.

I was just about to make a thread and bitch about this... I fucking HATE THEM! One girl was sucking on a pen... That's all I need to tell you

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20422318]I was just about to make a thread and bitch about this... I fucking HATE THEM! One girl was sucking on a pen... That's all I need to tell you[/QUOTE] Did you ask her if she would replace said pen with your penis?

Watching a girl doing something sexy and becoming aroused is not a random erection. A random erection occurs when you're sitting there in class or something and you suddenly have one for no reason.