I'm tired of having random erections - General

[QUOTE=Drasnus;20421839]Imagine slitting a piece of paper down your urethra.[/QUOTE] FUCK. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [img]http://mamalonglegs.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scared_face.jpg[/img]

What disturbs me the most about the original post in this thread is that the majority of it consists of an explanation of what an erection [I]is.[/I]

Did you know it is physically impossible to headbang with your mouth open?

Cut off your penis. Problem solved.

[QUOTE=bepassley;20053053]you're going to go blind one day[/QUOTE] Is this even true? I've heard so many rumors, but I don't know what to believe... [editline]01:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CMasta;20426952]Did you know it is physically impossible to headbang with your mouth open?[/QUOTE] Oh god don't make me try it... D: [editline]01:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jorgetime;20420502]Yesterday i was talking to a friend of mine ( a girl lol) and i said that she hadn't balls(we were talking about a movie called paranormal activity). And she said: " no i don't, do you wanna see?" and i said yes (i thought she was joking) and she begun to take her pants off, and i was like WTF? OMFG! and she starts laugthing... then i realised that she was joking(of course) ...hopefully she stopped (we were in a fucking library).[/QUOTE] Fag.

Margaret Thatcher on a Cold day.

[QUOTE=Jorgetime;20420502]Yesterday i was talking to a friend of mine ( a girl lol) and i said that she hadn't balls(we were talking about a movie called paranormal activity). And she said: " no i don't, do you wanna see?" and i said yes (i thought she was joking) and she begun to take her pants off, and i was like WTF? OMFG! and she starts laugthing... then i realised that she was joking(of course) ...hopefully she stopped (we were in a fucking library).[/QUOTE] hella gay

only one solution for this problem: cut your dick off

Go stand next to the hottest girl in your area :smug: (if your single) if not, just ignore it

[QUOTE=T2DM;20055124]Answer this question, would you rather have random erections or blood coming out of your special area once a month during 5 days, which turn you into an irritable bitch?[/QUOTE] Hey. I happen to have plenty of blood coming out of my special area right now, and I'm not an irritable bitch. Asshole.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYQtbz_pPg[/media] No reason boner!

Probably already said, but get retro shorts and always put your little boy facing upwards. That way, nobody, and I mean nobody sees you got a boner. If you don't know what retro shorts are: [img]http://img.westfalia.eu/medien/scaled_pix/288/288/000/000/000/000/000/177/14.jpg[/img] Also from what I've heard girls like these more than normal boxer shorts. I hope this doesn't sounds too gay at all.

Maybe OP could do the "boner walk" [URL=http://img294.imageshack.us/i/bonerwalk.png/][IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7373/bonerwalk.png[/IMG][/URL]

Ironically I was reading this on one of the school computers the first time I did.

[QUOTE=waxrock;20427959]hella gay[/QUOTE] I almost had an erection so i'm not gay

[QUOTE=Jorgetime;20439532]I almost had an erection so i'm not gay[/QUOTE] Keyword being almost.

~snip~

Just think about music. Or fat old people :ohdear:

Well your only Human.

Tie your cock to your nutsack.

Last year I would always get erections at school because of my hot teacher and I would always have to put my backpack on my lap and pretend I'm looking for something so it can prevent it from rising. I also get boners out of nervousness and I still do get boners. Damn you, hot teachers.

I rarely ever get random boners anymore. Probably because I fap everyday.

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;20465683]I rarely ever get random boners anymore. Probably because I fap everyday.[/QUOTE] Once you start having sex a lot it happens less too. I still get the occasional "what the fuck" boner though. At work is the worse.

[QUOTE=Torekk;20429935]Probably already said, but get retro shorts and always put your little boy facing upwards. That way, nobody, and I mean nobody sees you got a boner. If you don't know what retro shorts are: [img]http://img.westfalia.eu/medien/scaled_pix/288/288/000/000/000/000/000/177/14.jpg[/img] Also from what I've heard girls like these more than normal boxer shorts. I hope this doesn't sounds too gay at all.[/QUOTE] This, feels great and can hide boners almost perfectly.

I live out in the countryside and I used to get erections when riding the bus to/from school due to the shitty state of the roads and to a lesser extent of the buses having zero suspension and hard seats. All of that vibration.. meh. I saw a thing on the discovery channel about tribes in central Africa where nobody wears clothing, except the men would tie a ribbon loosely around the base of their penis to prevent unwanted erections. I tried it in my pursuit to stop the unwanted erections problem and surprisingly it worked. The only problem with the ribbon is that you have to get it just right for it to work. If it's too tight, it will cut circulation off, if it's too lose, it will be ineffective.

Y'know what I really hate? Boners on Pajama day at school. The pajamas are too damn comfortable to wait it out, and the pajama crotch makes it very noticeable, so you have to do the boner walk like a motherfucker and even then you'll still have trouble hiding it.

Just make sure to not look at a male while having one to avoid public ridicule :downs:

I hate having boners in the Changing rooms whilst in school. Trying to change your trousers without people seeing your gargantuan wang is pretty much a pro ninja task.

I get them all the time at school, and especially in the morning before I piss. I need to piss, but I can't because my dick is practically looking at me. I get worried, and I not only lock the door, but I push the fucker down so I can piss into the toilet, not on the door.

[QUOTE=JSK-Fox;20474878]I get them all the time at school, and especially in the morning before I piss. I need to piss, but I can't because my dick is practically looking at me. I get worried, and I not only lock the door, but I push the fucker down so I can piss into the toilet, not on the door.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate when that happens to me, once I nearly had to lay down to get the thing in the toilet.