My best friend is in trouble for eating a cheeseburger
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This is why religion sucks. No cheeseburgers.
brb Burger King
[QUOTE=_Chewgum;26245667]kill the parents[/QUOTE]
This. :V
Go all holocaust on them.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;26245873]How is shellfish against Christianity? Shrimp, scallops, etc. are delicious. And the churches have a fish fry every friday during lent.[/QUOTE]
There's a passage in the old testament about eating shellfish.
Try to convince them that a cheeseburger has no meat, and if they say it has, ask them how do they know?
Haha! Then you'll have the clue that they have been eating cheeseburgers all the time, and just want to discriminate their son, so you go to the local Rabbi and tell them everything.
buy him a prosthetic foreskin to make up for it
Apologize to your friend for blurting that out even if it was an accident, and just ask him if he needs anything.
[QUOTE=Valnar;26246655]Apologize to your friend for blurting that out even if it was an accident, and just ask him if he needs anything.[/QUOTE]
That's way to easy and not fun at all...
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;26245685]drop a trail of pennies from their doormat leading into the storm drain[/QUOTE]
couldn't breathe when i read that.
Try not to associate with his parents too much, there will probably a kind of awkward silence if you do.
You should throw your friends parents into an oven. If you won't I will.
I've always been reasonably tolerant of Religion, but I draw the line at religious food laws. Why the FUCK is eating dairy with meat goddamn illegal.
Tell them you'll sue over emotional trauma caused by your friend's father staring at you.
-Oh and your back is hurting [b]a lot[/b] because of this.
IN HIS GREAT OMNIPOTENCE AND POWER, THE LORD COMMANDS THAT THOU SHALL NOT eat meat with dairy products what the fuck are you kidding me?
The fact that people buy this shit is beyond me.
Your friend should've known better. If he couldn't eat cheeseburgers, why did he?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26246934]Your friend should've known better. If he couldn't eat cheeseburgers, why did he?[/QUOTE]
Because it's a stupid rule that only idiots would follow.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26246934]Your friend should've known better. If he couldn't eat cheeseburgers, why did he?[/QUOTE]
He quite obviously can, but his parents do not allow it.
[QUOTE=nikomo;26246637]Go all holocaust on them.
There's a passage in the old testament about eating shellfish.[/QUOTE]
Back then they didn't eat shellfish and pig meat because... they'd kill you if they weren't fresh? Yeah. Or just make you ill. [b]CLOSTRIDIUM BOTULINUM RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR[/b]
Bring over a Hotdog as an apology.
[QUOTE=geogzm;26246648]buy him a prosthetic foreskin to make up for it[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I can just imagine how he would react.
Me: "Hey, I saved some money to buy you a new foreskin!"
Friend: *awkward silence*
Wait until they turn into cockroaches then tell him to leave.
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[QUOTE=nikomo;26246637]There's a passage in the old testament about eating shellfish.[/QUOTE]
Old covenant. Doesn't apply to Christianity. Take a religions course, you're clearly misguided.
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Man this place is like Sodom, except with virgin atheists and acne and angst instead of provocative women and sex and sodomy.
Oh religion. It will never cease to amaze me with it's stupid rules and what not.
Good. Cheeseburgers will make you fat. I learned the hard way :smug:
[QUOTE=Lilly;26247893]Good. Cheeseburgers will make you fat. I learned the hard way :smug:[/QUOTE]
When i was younger i used to eat my local McDonalds entire storage, and I've had serious underweight...
They are draining fat :saddowns:
[QUOTE=proch;26247979]When i was younger i used to eat my local McDonalds entire storage, and I've had serious underweight...
They are draining fat :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Fast metabolism is great, welcome to the club. :smug:
I think it's fucking dumb how some religions ban food products. Why do they care what you eat?
Lock them in a mcdonalds garbage bin.
Throw this at his parents:
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