My best friend is in trouble for eating a cheeseburger
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Another reminder that Judaism is outdated on so many levels.
Any religion except The Holy Googleism is.
I think I have the final solution for them OP.
Contact me.
Ressurect Hitler.
Hm. Now I want a cheeseburger.
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Y U EAT CHEZBERGR
Bring hot dogs next time.
Why does God give a shit about what you eat? Maybe that's why there's so much hunger and bad things happening in the world; God is too busy looking at what you eat to do anything about it.
Or McRibs
Praise our all loving good, for not letting us eat whatever the fuck we want.
[QUOTE=proch;26249126]Any religion except The Holy Googleism is.[/QUOTE]
What about Dudeism?
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26245648]
tl;dr - My atheist friend got caught eating a cheeseburger by his strictly jewish parents and now they're mad at him. What should I do, Facepunch?
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You should do nothing, it isn't your place to do anything for this situation, your friend has to be honest and come out of the atheist closet and have him tell his parents. There is nothing you can really do other than offer advice to your friend, which I don't really condone. He can solve his own problems better than you can.
[QUOTE=nikomo;26246637]Go all holocaust on them.
There's a passage in the old testament about eating shellfish.[/QUOTE]
Genesis I 22:39 - "and you shall decree that eating shellfish is selfish"
what? not a titter?
EDIT: and to OP, you could apologise to the parents because you 'forgot he couldn't eat Beef' (is it beef that's kosher?), but yeah. It's really up to him to just tell them he's atheist. They might go batshit, or they might actually be cool about it. Depends whether they're accepting, or overbearing. Not much you yourself can do to help the situation. And don't feel bad about it, if your friend didn't want to eat cheeseburgers because it'd get him in trouble, he could have just said so.
[QUOTE=amcwatters;26247614]Old covenant. Doesn't apply to Christianity. Take a religions course, you're clearly misguided.[/QUOTE]
you're assuming i give a shit about religion
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Y U EAT CHEZBERGR[/QUOTE]
The fact that you have that username makes this post 5x funnier.
Haha it's funny because you're all bashing Christianity when Jews are Jewish and not Christian.
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Also, if they throw him out then let him stay at your house til either his parents are arrested by CPS or they forgive him.
Say it was vegan cheese. :downs:
But, really, the best thing to do would be to apologize to your friend.
if hes really an 'atheist' he'll stand up for what he believes in.
Go back in time and make hitler finish the job.
Well I laughed just a lil'bit :)
Also sorry I meant to press "Funny" not "Disagree"... :(
[QUOTE=peepin;26250275]Well I laughed just a lil'bit :)
Also sorry I meant to press "Funny" not "Disagree"... :([/QUOTE]
You know you can change it by refreshing the page and clicking funny, right? It would get rid of your disagree.
Your friend will probably tell them he's athiest and then all will be fine.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26250330]You know you can change it by refreshing the page and clicking funny, right? It would get rid of your disagree.[/QUOTE]
Why thank you my good man :) [never knew that]
No God should stand between a man and his cheeseburger.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;26245873]How is shellfish against Christianity? Shrimp, scallops, etc. are delicious. And the churches have a fish fry every friday during lent.[/QUOTE]
eating shellfish is genuinely a sin its in the same chapter that forbids homosexuality
[quote]And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.[/quote]
Oh my god, thats terrible. Poor Back to The Future! :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Dr. Troll;26246072]nachos are best when stoned[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, for some reason I never clued in to this. I thought he meant stoned as in having rocks thrown at one's self, since this is a religion thread.
[I]COLD[/I] cheeseburgers?
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