My best friend is in trouble for eating a cheeseburger
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Update: My friend called me and he was kinda pissed. I explained to him that it was all my fault and it was an accident.
He also told me that his parents called the police :argh:, but were (obviously) ignored.
I tried knocking a few times on the door while they were at home, they opened it, but bashed it closed as soon as they saw me. Adults never take us seriously. :argh:
I'll probably have to get another adult there to explain everything, such as my mother or uncle. (After they get back home, of course.)
I'll post another update in a few hours.
Buy a Delorean, go back and stop yourself from buying cheeseburgers.
But seriously, get your parents or someone to talk to them so you can get your DVDs back.
[editline]25th November 2010[/editline]
Oh yeah, almost forgot. You can see if it's possible to be allowed to see your friend again.
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;26245685]drop a trail of pennies from their doormat leading into the storm drain[/QUOTE]
One of the few gems of hilarity that actually made me laugh out loud on the internet, good work.
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[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26245663]Wow, what the fuck? Raging over ground beef and cheese? Seriously, what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
It's their religion.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;28210066]It's their religion.[/QUOTE]
Fuck religion, it has no place in the world.
The great bump.
Ooops, must of pressed the wrong button on my time machine.
So it's true what the government have been saying for years, fast food IS bad.
There are always those parents that think their kids share the same beliefs as them, 95% of the time they don't. My dad goes to church and all that dumb shit but he hasn't ever pushed that shit on me. My mother is another story same with my grandmother (mothers side).
Fuck that shit.
The day I believe in an all powerful being is the day we discover Sponge-Bob is based on a real story.
[editline]22nd February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dokaman;28210329]So it's true what the government have been saying for years, fast food IS bad.[/QUOTE]
That's probably because most of them are Jewish?
No but seriously it's bad for you to have cheeseburgers for all your meals or something.
Beef and cheese at the same time is just a dumb-ass Jewish tradition.
Religion is one of the cancers of this world we live in.
I hate that garbage so much. Fucking garbage is the only way I can describe it.
If you're religious good for you but plz just rate me whatever.
/rant
[QUOTE=moesislack;28210874]There are always those parents that think their kids share the same beliefs as them, 95% of the time they don't. My dad goes to church and all that dumb shit but he hasn't ever pushed that shit on me. My mother is another story same with my grandmother (mothers side).
Fuck that shit.
The day I believe in an all powerful being is the day we discover Sponge-Bob is based on a real story.
[editline]22nd February 2011[/editline]
That's probably because most of them are Jewish?
No but seriously it's bad for you to have cheeseburgers for all your meals or something.
Beef and cheese at the same time is just a dumb-ass Jewish tradition.
Religion is one of the cancers of this world we live in.
I hate that garbage so much. Fucking garbage is the only way I can describe it.
If you're religious good for you but plz just rate me whatever.
/rant[/QUOTE]
such a long response for an old thread no one cares about :(
[QUOTE=Superstormj;26245873]How is shellfish against Christianity? Shrimp, scallops, etc. are delicious. And the churches have a fish fry every friday during lent.[/QUOTE]
It's in Leviticus, right next to not being allowed to talk to a woman on her period.
I'm not joking, the bible is batshit.
Fairly stupid parents, smart kid for doing shit anyways regardless of how strict and ignorant his parents are. I wouldn't worry about it. Let them hate you, continue eating secret burgers with your friend because they are delicious and shouldn't be denied to anyone.
They're not American...
Religion. :rolleyes:
fuckin Jews, who do they think they are trying to teach their kid, their ancestors, ancient traditional values. :argh:
Your friend is going to die
Tell his parents to screw off and that he can choose whatever religion or non-religion he fucking feels like.
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