• Facepunch Camping Expedition - Lake District UK
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[QUOTE=Bengley;21973512]I bought a luxury king-size bed and a personal bar for my awesome portable hotel. I might buy a kitchen and a [b]gay[/b] strip club too, not sure yet.[/QUOTE] Fixed again.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21976007]water dispenser??? what's wrong with a big bottle?[/QUOTE] big bottle would be for himself, water dispenser would be for everyone. right?
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;21978778]big bottle would be for himself, water dispenser would be for everyone. right?[/QUOTE] Are you kidding? Bengley, share his 7 star luxury water dispenser?
[QUOTE=CourageDog;21978976]Are you kidding? Bengley, share his 7 star luxury water dispenser?[/QUOTE] He will share if you share :smug:
Is everyone facepunch famous in the UK?, for srs.
[QUOTE=CourageDog;21978976]Are you kidding? Bengley, share his 7 star luxury water dispenser?[/QUOTE] ah yeah, true. he will probably keep it in his tent, and i doubt anyone will want to venture in there.
[QUOTE=Pinsandneedles;21979066]Is everyone facepunch famous in the UK?, for srs.[/QUOTE] Nope, Im not from the UK.
Hezzy, add Sport-Juct for the fuck of it.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21975145]I wouldn't be surprised considering that it's a bunch of FPers.[/QUOTE] You do know that post was aimed mainly at you. We've had 17 pages full of people saying things like that. Enough is enough.
Seriously... Is bengley gay? First FP meetup was with a couple of guys, getting drunk in his room... then he buys a brand new tent, air bed, water dispenser, stove.. gay much? What's wrong with bringing a sleeping bag, some tarpaulin and a lighter, and survive off the wild for 3 days?
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;21979492]Seriously... Is bengley gay? First FP meetup was with a couple of guys, getting drunk in his room... then he buys a brand new tent, air bed, water dispenser, stove.. gay much? What's wrong with bringing a sleeping bag, some tarpaulin and a lighter, and survive off the wild for 3 days?[/QUOTE] I'm not Ray Mears. I want it to be comfortable thx. [editline]10:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hezzy;21976007]water dispenser??? what's wrong with a big bottle?[/QUOTE] It is just a big bottle with a tap on it.
Curious on who would be priority first aider in a serious situation? I.e. Someone accidentally behaves like a cock and impales themselves on a tentpole.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;21979602]Curious on who would be priority first aider in a serious situation? I.e. Someone accidentally behaves like a cock and impales themselves on a tentpole.[/QUOTE] cheery gmod or hezzy i suppose.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;21979602]Curious on who would be priority first aider in a serious situation? I.e. Someone accidentally behaves like a cock and impales themselves on a tentpole.[/QUOTE] We can perform improvised surgery using forks and tent pegs :fork:
So who am I sharing a tent with?
[QUOTE=Tea;21979678]So who am I sharing a tent with?[/QUOTE] With me, I thought you weren't allowed to go?
[QUOTE=HarryG321;21979674]We can perform improvised surgery using forks and tent pegs :fork:[/QUOTE] I'd rather not attend an event where if I cock up I'll have forks and tentpegs being surgically added to my body. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=mobrockers;21979691]With me, I thought you weren't allowed to go?[/QUOTE] I am now, going to book tickets monday. Also, I'm gonna spoon the fuck out of you.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;21979714]I'd rather not attend an event where if I cock up I'll have forks and tentpegs being surgically added to my body. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Why not?! It just adds to the fun!
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[QUOTE=Tea;21979726]I am now, going to book tickets monday. Also, I'm gonna spoon the fuck out of you.[/QUOTE] Shame I gotta miss that =/
[QUOTE=heavy artillery;21979777]:gooncamp:[/QUOTE] I saw that emoticone once on every page, I think... :v:
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;21979714]I'd rather not attend an event where if I cock up I'll have forks and tentpegs being surgically added to my body. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Pretty sure Hezzy is first aid trained for his job. If I get to go I've got a qualification which has "expired" but it's pretty difficult to forget the basics.
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;21979492]Seriously... Is bengley gay? First FP meetup was with a couple of guys, getting drunk in his room... then he buys a brand new tent, air bed, water dispenser, stove.. gay much? What's wrong with bringing a sleeping bag, some tarpaulin and a lighter, and survive off the wild for 3 days?[/QUOTE] Last time I went camping I didn't bring a tent. Or a sleeping bag. What does liking cock have to do with being prepared for a camping trip?
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;21979492]Seriously... Is bengley gay? First FP meetup was with a couple of guys, getting drunk in his room... then he buys a brand new tent, air bed, water dispenser, stove.. gay much? What's wrong with bringing a sleeping bag, some tarpaulin and a lighter, and survive off the wild for 3 days?[/QUOTE] Correction, my room. Also it was hardly getting drunk, well apart from Ben and Tazza, everyone else was fine. I'm also struggling to see what's gay about buying new stuff for the trip? I've bought a rucksack and a stove set.
[QUOTE=Acezorz;21982254]Correction, my room. Also it was hardly getting drunk, well apart from Ben and Tazza, everyone else was fine. I'm also struggling to see what's gay about buying new stuff for the trip? I've bought a rucksack and a stove set.[/QUOTE] Not really sure an air bed and a "water dispenser" can be considered necessary (whereas a stove and rucksack you will very much struggle without), when you can get away with just a sleeping bag (and that's not even necessary) and a water bottle, but it's his choice what he does.
[QUOTE=metallics;21982307]Not really sure an air bed and a "water dispenser" can be considered necessary (whereas a stove and rucksack you will very much struggle without), when you can get away with just a sleeping bag (and that's not even necessary) and a water bottle, but it's his choice what he does.[/QUOTE] True, true. An air bed and water dispenser is a bit overkill IMO, he'll have his own tent anyway so we won't have to worry about how much room his stuff takes up.
[QUOTE=Acezorz;21983461]True, true. An air bed and water dispenser is a bit overkill IMO, he'll have his own tent anyway so we won't have to worry about how much room his stuff takes up.[/QUOTE] He will also be the one carrying it to/from/on the train :P
I can sense the trip is going to go like this :gooncamp:
[QUOTE=cheeseman52;21984196]I can sense the trip is going to go like this :gooncamp:[/QUOTE] I see what you've done there. And I don't like it.
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