make truce with the sandman by telling him jokes about luke skywalker.
this isn't an ultra serious comic like almost everything else in this category. think outside the box.
[editline]26th July 2011[/editline]
like, for example, if some dude didn't say "make rollerskates out of rocks" most of the story wouldn't have happened.
[QUOTE=MenteR;31339373]this isn't an ultra serious comic like almost everything else in this category. think outside the box.
[editline]26th July 2011[/editline]
like, for example, if some dude didn't say "make rollerskates out of rocks" most of the story wouldn't have happened.[/QUOTE]
okay then
take the hidden knife out of your mustache and trade it for his weapon
realize you can fly
then go to a space night club and hook up with a lion
[QUOTE=CptCool2;31339448]realize you can fly
then go to a space night club and hook up with a lion[/QUOTE]
you realize you can fly.
[img]http://gyazo.com/91079008ef2f28db7d57bcf7f4213b56.png[/img]
this is the best day of your life.
[img]http://gyazo.com/6c68508c58a7f82fd25ef0dfb6a168be.png[/img]
but wait, you find out that you can fly to the space! you find a night club on earth's low orbit. you wonder how nasa never found that shit floating over there.
[img]http://gyazo.com/14de3f43e36459d974ab336f89aa7f6e.png[/img]
you meet vanessa, a space lioness prostitute. she's a dandy looking woman, so you hook up with her.
[img]http://gyazo.com/0c2a4407ed971b11f6bda45b79a73c8e.png[/img]
she takes you to her own themed private room. damn, that's one classy bitch right there.
needless to say, you guys have an amazing time together. however...
[img]http://gyazo.com/6c872502f4da9102ada56d973a59a219.png[/img]
once you wake up there's a family sized gorilla smoking a cigar, laying next to you on the bed.
[editline]26th July 2011[/editline]
ok guys i'm gonna stop doing this for today. more stuff coming tomorrow.
Discover that the "G" in "Zero G Sex" actually stands for gay gorillas.
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;31340239]Discover that the "G" in "Zero G Sex" actually stands for gay gorillas.[/QUOTE]
But they are also gender bending wherelions, obviously.
>Call your turtle friend and ask for a rescue.
>Find a small butter knife under the gorilla and try to stab him.
>Meanwhile, the KKK members are having a special dinner and you're in the menu.
[QUOTE=NickoGialluca;31353249]>Call your turtle friend and ask for a rescue.
>Find a small butter knife under the gorilla and try to stab him.
>Meanwhile, the KKK members are having a special dinner and you're in the menu.[/QUOTE]
seriously? pick one of these. that's way too much stuff.
Holy shit this is awesome.
Hookup with the gorilla, then take him\her to a really fancy dinner, after you eat, take a romantic stroll under the moon, and when you get to the gorilla's home, reach in for a french kiss. Start dating exclusively, and after a few months, take him\her back to the Savanah-themed room, where you first met, spend the night together "Having fun", and then ask the gorilla to marry you. If he\she says yes, arrange a ROMANTIC wedding at a chapel, with everyone you know and love, with the really muscular duck from earlier in the story as your best-duck, spend your honeymoon in Venus, buy a house in Scotland, rasie a family with the gorilla with 2 goriduck babies, and a pet turtle, and grow old together, and when you retire both, move to Florida, to a romantic beach-house, and live the rest of your days with the gorilla happily ever after.
If the gorilla refuses to go on a date, murder him\her violently, using a dead rabbit to strangle the gorilla.
[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;31355216]Holy shit this is awesome.
Hookup with the gorilla, then take him\her to a really fancy dinner, after you eat, take a romantic stroll under the moon, and when you get to the gorilla's home, reach in for a french kiss. Start dating exclusively, and after a few months, take him\her back to the Savanah-themed room, where you first met, spend the night together "Having fun", and then ask the gorilla to marry you. If he\she says yes, arrange a ROMANTIC wedding at a chapel, with everyone you know and love, with the really muscular duck from earlier in the story as your best-duck, spend your honeymoon in Venus, buy a house in Scotland, rasie a family with the gorilla with 2 goriduck babies, and a pet turtle, and grow old together, and when you retire both, move to Florida, to a romantic beach-house, and live the rest of your days with the gorilla happily ever after.
If the gorilla refuses to go on a date, murder him\her violently, using a dead rabbit to strangle the gorilla.[/QUOTE]
perfect
[QUOTE=MenteR;31355606]perfect[/QUOTE]
Now illustrate.
After strangling him, call quickly to your friend, Walle Talle, a giant chair, to pick you up before the interstelar pigs arrive.
I demand illustration.
Where did you go? This had so much potential... My suggestion...
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;31438273]Where did you go? This had so much potential... My suggestion...
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
No one deserves to go an hero.
i'll continue the comics tomorrow. i've been busy this weekend.
[QUOTE=MenteR;31335222][img]http://gyazo.com/b739d9224173937fa306c02300919789.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Words cannot describe how amazing this is.
hey everyone, i'll be working properly on the coming saturday/sunday. it's been a pretty busy week for me.
[QUOTE=MenteR;31536930]hey everyone, i'll be working properly on the coming saturday/sunday. it's been a pretty busy week for me.[/QUOTE]
Im holding you for that.
I know what Dimitri said to the pig, he said "MenteR is amazing."
[QUOTE=Hampants;31554489]I know what Dimitri said to the pig, he said "MenteR is amazing."[/QUOTE]
So youre a duck?
MenteR, where's my update?
you tell the gorilla very beaultiful words. he is very pleased, and opens a flattered smile on his wrinkly gorilla face.
[img]http://gyazo.com/b4a6bfa58dd9bfb263251beb66f720bc.png[/img]
the gorilla displays affection.
[img]http://gyazo.com/f70a2c5411262548a6b0ca0c67ae905f.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/31236823222f83e727196323fa37e938.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/102db69349324448f468b2374b89edae.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/f2175f748b7758f6f4c1c713ae874b19.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/9f7197d2d9622b67db68055562b0b089.png[/img]
but it soon goes away when he realizes you're not gay.
and holy altnir for christ sakes stop bumping the thread, go please a lady or something.
Looks like that duck from "Courage the Cowardly Dog"
I pleased a lady a few time over the course of the week I've been waiting.
This is probably one of the better MS Paint Ad-...
...stories.
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