• G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra...is it any good?
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I just came back from watching this with my friends. It was great. Well, making fun of how terrible it is was great. Seriously this movie is ridiculous and you should go see it just to laugh at the ridiculous things that happen.
Did anyone else see the trailer and think "Crackdown movie"?
The only thing I liked about the movie was Dr. Mindbender/Rex/COmmander and Zartan. Rex looked badass Zartan was awesome. Other than that, the movie was pile of shit.
I expected the following -little to no plot -explosions -action -guns -tons of cgi I was not disappointed.
[QUOTE=ARoss91;16573898]To Megan Fox haters I agree she is a complete egotistical cunt who shouldnt be in any movies that arent pornographic, but come on nothing a chick like that could ever say would stop you from wanting to bang her i know im late too dont comment[/QUOTE] she could just look at me, blink one eye, followed by the other one, say something hinging open and hinging shut that masculine jaw, and i don't think "god i wanna do you" would ever enter my mind. in a nut shell, she is attractive, but things like that, bad tattoos, and her ridiculously weird looking thumbs are huge put offs.
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[QUOTE=Nevermind_;16575711]I expected the following -little to no plot -explosions -action -guns -tons of cgi I was not disappointed.[/QUOTE] The plot was poorly written, the CGI was horribly done (90% of the movie is CGI) the acting was worse than terrible and the movie didn't even make any sense. The best part of the movie was the ninjas, in fact the whole movie should have been about them, it would have sucked less. The action did not make up for anything, as it looked horrible. I enjoyed the scenes more when there wasn't any CGI action shit. And why did all the guns make cheap sound effects? It sounded like they were playing with toys...
I enjoyed it, and that's all that matters. [sp]to me at least[/sp] [b]Edit:[/b] ITT internet nerds try to act all cultured and whatnot.
My God, that sucked cock. Almost as bad as Transformers 2.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16570250]Was she the porn star?[/QUOTE] Let me look it up What the hell she went to Columbia University? I would expect her to be smart enough not to star in this. CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
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