[QUOTE=Hezzy;20672935]Yes[/QUOTE]
they may have already taken you...get an x-ray of your head, if there's a small something embedded in your nose, then...[IMG]http://www.jerrypippin.com/Farah%20Yurdozu/Linda%27s%20nose%20implant%20X-Ray.JPG[/IMG]
it's kind of hard to see.
i don't know if you're serious. i'm coming at this from a 'here's what i think' point of view, so if this is a joke, feel free to laugh at me.
zalgo/slenderman
[QUOTE=nookupeous;20674535]zalgo/slenderman[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, that right. Slender man fucks up audio devices! :psyboom:
I was just about to say slender man too. I would have felt special :(
Hezzy will you suck my cock
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today me and my friend got a weird signal from our walkie talkies
Dragon is trying to kill you. he wants your spot.
If I hear a weird sound on the phone I say "I know you're listening". Also I've been doing that since before the XKCD comic. Hopefully I freak somone out.
Phone is broke that's who.
ET phoning home...............
Reminds me of that one time where I tried to call my mom, and the phone made a weird noise followed by a female voice yelling "BATTERIES!" before cutting to a busy signal.
That was strange.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20668834]This has been happening a lot recently
Here is a recording of the sound after it had gone on for about 2 minutes;
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3315994/Home%20%281%29.amr[/url]
Does anyone know what it could be?[/QUOTE]
Hide. Someone has bugged your phone, theyr'e watching your every move.
They want your moderator's account Hezzy.
They want to take over facepunch!!!
Does it happen in the same location/vicinity, or does it happen regardless?
do you posess any sort of drugs? or doughnuts? because that may be why..
They're phoning home
Either a wire tap or a dodgy phoneline.
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Also, expect Scotland Yard to pay a visit soon.
Sounds like something out of the [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=900358]Marble Hornets/Slender Man[/url] -videos :v:
Every time that sound happens, it could mean the Slender Man is nearby. I would advise starting to videoblog [i]everything[/i] you do, 24/7, and uploading anything concerning Slender to Youtube.
It's manticore and Lydecker.
RUN MAX
RUN
wait
no
that's me
shiiiiiiiiiiit.
Though seriously BARRICADE YOUR HOMES. It is us. the Dongorians.
i should not post after having 5 cups of 5 sugar tea.
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[QUOTE=Sheiken;20668902]You should check your anus for probes.[/QUOTE]
Have you been accepting any bribes lately? :colbert:
Its probably just someone sapping your phone calls.
Yeah. That can happen when you talk in phone in public places.
It was probably the grandma spy who got tired of your bullshit.
Try and insert the SIM-card into another phone and see if you get the same effect.
Get rid of the child porn, soon enough SWAT will be breaching into your house.
Go into the woods, destroy your phone as much as possible, then run, RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK WHATEVER YOU DO.
It sounds like they're trying to lick your ear.
:ghost:
Yes it sounds almost like an extremely distorted voice breathing directly into the phone.
:ohdear: Creepy shit.
[QUOTE=neos300;20673520]That is a malfunctioning phone tap. My phone had one, I had to rip it out myself.
Don't worry, it's probably not the goverment. It's a low quality tap so its probably your friends or some terrorists.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah ok if its just terrorists then theres no problem here.......
Is you phone fully upto date?
Listening to it again and I feel this might be some one playing a prank on you.
You ought to put another sim card into the phone to see if it continues.
No one is tapping in to your phone. That's GSM error correction, it's completely normal.
When the data stream is completely buggered then that's what happens, those kind of noises are actually phonetic-like. On short, transient errors, it makes the error sound less strange to the human ear, on long sections like that, it just sounds plain creepy simply because it does sound like a voice.
If it happens a lot then I am guessing your phone has fucked up since GSM is handled by your phone and not the network.
Something like this has been happening to me recently, though not nearly as fucked up. My phone beeps every once and a while for no apparent reason.
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My phone needed charging.
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