[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;23192899]Hahah no I just did that for effect[/QUOTE]
Good, because if some parent was dumb enough to name there kid Puta...
Although there are some crazy people out there.
Fun.
You should teach this kid binary, and refuse to communicate with him in anything but binary.
I feel sorry for the kid. He barely speaks english in the U.S.A. He's staying with a strange family (strange as in unknown) and his counselor is a dick.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23193927]The child seems healthy, he is suitable for a most delicious appetizer (don't forget to add a sprig of basil!)[/QUOTE]
I have a little recipe I like to use for them.
1. Hack off one leg with a hack saw or hand axe. (Freshness is not so important at this stage, since most children begin to ferment even before they have been slaughtered.)
2. Slice lengthwise along the underside of the leg. The child's underdeveloped muscles make for easy slicing; however, you may find it helpful to let the leg sit in the sink for several hours before attempting to cut. This will also provide a good basin to have the blood drain into.
3. After the blood has drained, pull open the incision with your hands, and sprinkle freshly ground pistachios, sumac, crushed tomatoes, and basil into the cut.
4. Place in a large roasting pan, and bake for 90 minutes at 350*F.
5. Baste frequently, as the juices are quite tasty.
6. Serve with individual portions of mango chutney, bibs, and baby spoons with which you will use to feed your guests.
I have others, if anyone else wants some. We can trade recipes.
[b]EDIT:[/b] Do you have any pics of the child?
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;23193546]Puta also means fuck in Filipino.
Putanginamo! = Fuck your mom.
You're welcome![/QUOTE]
No it doesn't
Putangina means fuck.
Mo means you.
We've been duped.
Someone put a lot of thought into that...
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194045][b]EDIT:[/b] Do you have any pics of the child?[/QUOTE]
I can probably post one or two tomorrow.
Make stew with him. Then invite me over for some I love me some children stew!
[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;23194525]I can probably post one or two tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Good. Hope he's plump.
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23194534]Make stew with him. Then invite me over for some I love me some children stew![/QUOTE]
Or a risotto.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194553]Good. Hope he's plump.
Or a risotto.[/QUOTE]
Or grind him up and make burgers.
[QUOTE]Spanishland[/QUOTE]
Ummmmm... You mean Spain, right? lern2geography
So OP I can take this child off your hands, what is your address?
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23194591]Or grind him up and make burgers.[/QUOTE]
Or use the ground meat for a crostini.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194664]Or use the ground meat for a crostini.[/QUOTE]
Or just use the kid as pedo bait. Like how you fly fish with small fish as the bait
Throw him to the fur-fags to keep them entertained so they don't come and rape the rest of us!
EDIT: Anyone who says they weren't thinking this in the back of their minds is either uncreative or WANTS to have sex with furries.
^^We should get together sometime.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194770]^^We should get together sometime.[/QUOTE]
Who you and me? Creepy I don't even know your location.
Or that other dude? Did I get automerged?
What a :greatgift:
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23194776]Who you and me?[/quote]
Yes.
[quote=IamTehKings;23194776]Creepy I don't even know your location.[/QUOTE]
I'm talking about eating people using detailed recipes. What kind of person did you expect? Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194770]^^We should get together sometime.[/QUOTE]
Stay far, far away from me mofo.
EDIT: Nevermind, just read the above post.
I remember a foreign exchange student we had, also from Mexico. He smelled of whiskey the whole time and he ate all our taco meat. He only stayed for like a month...
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194831]Yes.
I'm talking about eating people using detailed recipes. What kind of person did you expect? Baton Rouge, Louisiana.[/QUOTE]
I can discuss the mater further in steam. Not like I have anything else to do this summer
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[QUOTE=Gummeh;23194848]I remember a foreign exchange student we had, also from Mexico. He smelled of whiskey the whole time and he ate all our taco meat. He only stayed for like a month...[/QUOTE]
Holy shit my friend from Spain made whiskey cookies and got us wasted reminds me of him
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23194858]I can discuss the mater further in steam. Not like I have anything else to do this summer[/QUOTE]
I'm gone to Las Vegas for the next 3 weeks. But we'll have to seriously consider it.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194873]I'm gone to Las Vegas for the next 3 weeks. But we'll have to seriously consider it.[/QUOTE]
Wait I am confused now. Do you want to chat with me on steam, or visit me IRL. I have no life so either one works
[QUOTE=Gummeh;23194848]I remember a foreign exchange student we had, also from Mexico. He smelled of whiskey the whole time and he ate all our taco meat. He only stayed for like a month...[/QUOTE]
Whiskey, tacos? Sounds fun!:smile:
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23194858]Holy shit my friend from Spain made whiskey cookies and got us wasted reminds me of him[/QUOTE]
Me and the kid just got wasted on regular whiskey, motherfucker brought like 3 bottles of this Mexican shit, burned my throat.
[QUOTE=Gummeh;23194942]Me and the kid just got wasted on regular whiskey, motherfucker brought like 3 bottles of this Mexican shit, burned my throat.[/QUOTE]
Nice, I get that stuff easy. Living in Texas and all, Mexican capital of the US
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[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194873]I'm gone to Las Vegas for the next 3 weeks. But we'll have to seriously consider it.[/QUOTE]
I live in Austin Texas, ways off.
Eat it.
[QUOTE=Deac;23194997]Eat it.[/QUOTE]
A little late. We have been discussing recipes for it.
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