• Some girl left some kid on my doorstep
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[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194045]I have a little recipe I like to use for them. 1. Hack off one leg with a hack saw or hand axe. (Freshness is not so important at this stage, since most children begin to ferment even before they have been slaughtered.) 2. Slice lengthwise along the underside of the leg. The child's underdeveloped muscles make for easy slicing; however, you may find it helpful to let the leg sit in the sink for several hours before attempting to cut. This will also provide a good basin to have the blood drain into. 3. After the blood has drained, pull open the incision with your hands, and sprinkle freshly ground pistachios, sumac, crushed tomatoes, and basil into the cut. 4. Place in a large roasting pan, and bake for 90 minutes at 350*F. 5. Baste frequently, as the juices are quite tasty. 6. Serve with individual portions of mango chutney, bibs, and baby spoons with which you will use to feed your guests. I have others, if anyone else wants some. We can trade recipes. [b]EDIT:[/b] Do you have any pics of the child?[/QUOTE] It's a little too much work, and should be kept for those special occasions. here's a simple recipe I concocted: Shave the child completely Peel off the skin for later roast over an open fire for 20 mins (add some vinegar and you choice of spices to let the taste merge in) fry the skin And now you have a 2 piece meal ready to serve to your guests
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23195351]It's a little too much work, and should be kept for those special occasions. here's a simple recipe I concocted: Shave the child completely Peel off the skin for later roast over an open fire for 20 mins (add some vinegar and you choice of spices to let the taste merge in) fry the skin And now you have a 2 piece meal ready to serve to your guests[/QUOTE] Chop off the fingers and toes and dip them in BBQ sauce
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23195351]It's a little too much work, and should be kept for those special occasions. here's a simple recipe I concocted: Cut off penis and testicles so as not to be eaten, discard. Shave the child completely Peel off the skin for later Roast over an open fire for 20 mins (add some vinegar and you choice of spices to let the taste merge in) Fry the skin Serve with some tater tots and ketchup. And now you have a 2 piece meal ready to serve to your guests[/QUOTE] Fixed. [editline]11:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=IamTehKings;23195379]Chop off the fingers and toes and dip them in BBQ sauce[/QUOTE] That would also be good, thats optional though.
Be nice to your Spanish boy. Being an exchange student in a foreign country is nerve-wracking. Few people understand you, you don't know anybody, and you constantly feel like you're a huge burden to your exchange family. If you want to make him feel totally comfortable, get him piss drunk. Drunken antics transcend ethnic and lingual barriers. I had a twenty minute conversation on American politics with a German girl who didn't speak a word of English, and me not a word of German. Then I tried to balance on a bench and knocked a table over, spilling everybody's drinks. Eventually caught a bus, watched a fireworks show, and miraculously ended up back at the family's house, feeling like I'd somehow bonded with the host I didn't spend any time with.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;23195722]Be nice to your Spanish boy. Being an exchange student in a foreign country is nerve-wracking. Few people understand you, you don't know anybody, and you constantly feel like you're a huge burden to your exchange family. If you want to make him feel totally comfortable, get him piss drunk. Drunken antics transcend ethnic and lingual barriers. I had a twenty minute conversation on American politics with a German girl who didn't speak a word of English, and me not a word of German. Then I tried to balance on a bench and knocked a table over, spilling everybody's drinks. Eventually caught a bus, watched a fireworks show, and miraculously ended up back at the family's house, feeling like I'd somehow bonded with the host I didn't spend any time with.[/QUOTE] Yes, we should be kind, caring and considerate for others problems, just like everyone else on this site. In addition this site is the PERFECT place to talk about personal problems!:mmmsmug:
Eat it. Raw.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;23196024]Eat it. Raw.[/QUOTE] My god, have you no decency?
Dude, it's your responsibility as his host to stand up for him. He obviously can't do it himself so you have to act on his behalf. Show that bitch Puta who's boss. Treat the kid as best as you can, not just polite, but like your best friend.
Although she was definitely in the wrong leaving the kid there at an empty house, when she said "dinner time" you should have asked for a specific time, rather than just assuming 6PM.
If she tries to demonize you and your family for what happened in this situation, you should tell her to Puta sock in it.
am I too late to say "LOL Puta!"
[QUOTE=kayOkay;23198511]am I too late to say "LOL Puta!"[/QUOTE] yes you are
Maybe a bit late, but the mother is such a[I] hija de puta[/I].
the kid's name is puta LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[QUOTE=gol4z03;23192968]Very creative story, but a spanish person isnt stupid enough to call their children whores.[/QUOTE] I like how people read the TL;DR but then pretend they read the whole story. :laugh:
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[QUOTE=dirty harry;23197839]Although she was definitely in the wrong leaving the kid there at an empty house, when she said "dinner time" you should have asked for a specific time, rather than just assuming 6PM.[/QUOTE] Dinner-time isn't 1:00 p.m. anywhere.
I'll not be surprised if her boyfriend was called Pendeho
[QUOTE=TheOneAndOnly;23194736]Throw him to the fur-fags to keep them entertained so they don't come and rape the rest of us! EDIT: Anyone who says they weren't thinking this in the back of their minds is either uncreative or WANTS to have sex with furries.[/QUOTE]lol furry jokes are so funny, aren't they guys?! ...guys?
[QUOTE=JesusKitty;23201781]lol furry jokes are so funny, aren't they guys?! ...guys?[/QUOTE] Honestly, I tried laughing at his joke but it was beyond my powers..; So I will just pass.
[QUOTE=TheOneAndOnly;23194736]Throw him to the fur-fags to keep them entertained so they don't come and rape the rest of us! EDIT: Anyone who says they weren't thinking this in the back of their minds is either uncreative or WANTS to have sex with furries.[/QUOTE] ^ closet furry
[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;23192800]TL;DR - Some chick left some kid on our porch and expects us to raise him and shit. What do?[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah Florida (i hate Florida, it decides to be hot and sunny with no wind one day and then the next week it's fucking 40 degrees with 30 mph wind and clouds.
[QUOTE=Inacio;23202681]Just in case some of you don't know puta is the brazilian vulgar word for prostitute[/QUOTE] And in Spanish it means whore.
Rape it. Nobody cares about the kid so it's the perfect opportunity.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23193413]Raise it in the way of the Facepuncher.[/QUOTE] TL;DR : Punch the kid in the face at least 240 times in day
Leave in a Bin
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;23202659]Fuck yeah Florida (i hate Florida, it decides to be hot and sunny with no wind one day and then the next week it's fucking 40 degrees with 30 mph wind and clouds.[/QUOTE] Lol I know. No consistency!
teach him to fly and ride bears
Guys, guys. Read, the fucking, thread.
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