cut his dick off and put it up your ass then eat it
[QUOTE=The Advisor;25815219]Does he have lego? Go play with some fucking lego.[/QUOTE]
This
play chess
or his penis might get stuck and then you'll have a true [b]everlasting bond[/b]
By posting this thread you have sealed your fate.
I am coming for you now.
Get with him.
Break down his door with an axe yelling "Here's Johnny"
Then engage in Mortal Combat
he sounds crazy man. you better hope that killing you is the only thing he has planned.
Suck his dick.
Run. Get the hell out of there. Before he finds you're on his laptop, looking at his ms paint drawings of you being hanged.
Beat him over the head with the laptop if he makes a move
A picture of someone hanging, then you think he will kill YOU? Are you fucking retarded? How the fuck is he gonna hang YOU?
[QUOTE=HappyBunny!!;25815989]A picture of someone hanging, then you think he will kill YOU? Are you fucking retarded? How the fuck is he gonna hang YOU?[/QUOTE]
Magic.
Yeah, if he was really freaked out about you finding that drawing, then he may be contemplating suicide.
OP hasn't posted in a bit, he is dead
Seems like every '10 makes shit threads. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Registered User;25816088]Seems like every '10 makes shit threads. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
You're a '10
[QUOTE=Registered User;25816088]Seems like every '10 makes shit threads. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25816145]You're a '10[/QUOTE]
That's the joke :downsbravo:
You just ruined your surprise birthday card
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;25816162]:colbert: Every [I]late[/I] 10er[/QUOTE]
v:v:v
lean against his door and confess your love to him & beg him not to kill himself, when he opens the door grab his dick & kiss him passionately, have anal sex & use the rope he was going to hang himself w/ for a little BDSM
a little love saves lives!!
Ask him, "Why?".
Leave?
[QUOTE=Registered User;25816088]Seems like every '10 makes shit threads. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
It was the same with '09s
Dont expect it to change
Seriously OP if your friend freaked out when you found the picture then he isnt gonna kill you.
since hanging isnt a viable murder option.
[QUOTE=Domamin;25816255]It was the same with '09s
Dont expect it to change[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Tell him to hang himself? But lock him in a room where he has to cut his arm and put X amount of blood into a beaker/whatever to receive the rope. Or bin where he has to deposit a dismembered limb to receive the rope.
[QUOTE=Registered User;25816088]Seems like every '10 makes shit threads. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
:irony:
[QUOTE=dill6869;25816389]:irony:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;25816162]That's the joke :downsbravo:[/QUOTE]
You have to do it first to remove the satisfaction he could get from it. You know what to do
Fight till death.
pull out handbags and start fighting :D
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