I bet while Op was reading what we have to say his friend killed him
you are failing the test.
You must be five steps ahead at all times, you are currently behind 2 steps.
You would have killed him 5 steps ago if you were ahead.
Make a thread on Facepunch and follow all of the incredibly useful and well thought out options posted by a concerned community.
Take a fire axe and start busting down his door. Stick your face into it, say "Honey, Im home." But in all seriousness you should just talk to him. It seems like he needs someone to talk to. Just dont tell anyone else about the convo
Try and stab him with a butter knife.
On second thought... eh, I say go for it.
pull out your dick and bounce it on his forehead
Kill yourself before he does!
Don't mention that picture to him again. Pretend that you forgot about it.
run? obviously what are you doing?! He wants to kill you and you hang around and make a FP thread? lol
Why were you looking in his Drawers?
Options:
1) Set up a barbwire fence around his house and have the perimeter patrolled at all times.
2) Enter the room he's in with a scythe and swing aimlessly.
3) Call the cops.
4) Light a glow stick on fire.
[QUOTE=DSG;25823489]
4) Light a glow stick on fire.[/QUOTE]
I did that before at a camp site.
It went boom with a flash of light.
[QUOTE=DSG;25823489]Options:
1) Set up a barbwire fence around his house and have the perimeter patrolled at all times.
2) Enter the room he's in with a scythe and swing aimlessly.
3) Call the cops.
4) Light a glow stick on fire.[/QUOTE]
I have only two questions. What are you smoking, and where can I get some?
Learn Kim Fu and fight him in hand to hand combat with all of us watching it through a live cam
[QUOTE=Dagern;25815292]This man has a valid point[/QUOTE]
Why do you have my example redneck picture as an avatar?
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;25816911]Don't mention that picture to him again. Pretend that you forgot about it.[/QUOTE]
What picture?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25823663]I have only two questions. What are you smoking, and where can I get some?[/QUOTE]
1) Coffee.
2) Safeway.
[QUOTE=Xonax;25823390]Why were you looking in his Drawers?[/QUOTE]
Doesn't anyone think this is strange? Unless it was left opened.
Decapitate yourself. Then he can't hang you.
When he comes out of his room just say: "I gotta go man, call me later and we can [I]hang[/I] out tomorrow."
Then, when he agrees, slap yourself on the forehead and say: "Wait! Crap! I can't hang out tomorrow, I'm [I]all tied up[/I]."
Make sure you have this face when saying these things: :smug:
After decapitating yourself
This thread reminds of a Choose your own adventure.
[QUOTE=Coffee;25815281]Strip naked and have raunchy anal sex with him.[/QUOTE]
This is the best solution to this problem. You should also post pictures.
I agree with the other dude, let's play some fucking lego
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25815068]Kill him first.[/QUOTE]
It's you or him OP.