Take some rope and tie 2 mattresses around you. Then he can't stab or hang you. After that, you take his fathers suitcase as a shield, and tape a knife to a broom. Then you are ready for combat!
set up a medium class pillbox with two .50 caliber heavy machineguns for each hand, wait for him to exit his house before you pull the trigger, place a cyanide capsule beneath your tongue to avoid capture upon his death
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25815195]...better to be safe than sorry...[/QUOTE]
Better safe than sorry.
Better safe than sorry.
Better safe than sorry.
Better safe than sorry.
He's going to turn into a zombie.
Don't let him in and don't let him bite you. Learn from the church guy.
Get the fuck out of there, as he was planning to blow up the vault. Wait what.
On a serious note, really. You should get out of his house
Also is OP killed by his friend? or what?
He is whispering in his bedroom, therefore he is gonna cast a Wiccan spell on your ass
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Oh_wait._._._.png[/img]
OP got raped.Maybe.
[quote=freddirox!;25815113]engage him in mortal combat.[/quote]
finish him!
i have an idea :D
Knock him out capture him
then put him in a Cage
Then Send him to the zoo with the name Depresed Kiddo :D
Unless he starts scrawling "redrum" in a mysterious red fluid that you didn't know he had, you should be fine. If he does, exorcise his house and burn it to the ground with him still inside.
he's about to kill himself fyi
Kill yourself before he can.
Try to get into the bathroom. He might actually try to kill himself with the medicines.
A++ thread would lol again.
[QUOTE=TyHap;25828139][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Oh_wait._._._.png[/img_thumb]
OP got raped.Maybe.[/QUOTE]
Oh god.
[QUOTE=geogzm;25828616]he's about to kill himself fyi[/QUOTE]
Seems more likely.
Kill yourself before he can.
It's a win-win. He won't have to do any of the work, and you won't be around to post shit threads!
Consider that he has a brilliant future ahead of him as a cartoonist?
I think he might be dead. Hasn't updated for more than 22 hours.
Despite FP's amazing advice. The mission has failed.
What was the mission again?
Suck on his toes. Everyone likes to get their toes sucked.
[QUOTE=MrHackysack;25837133]Suck on his toes. Everyone likes to get their toes sucked.[/QUOTE]
for some reason this post made me hard
My senses tell me the OP is the guy that dressed in a girls cat costume and went to his school dressed like that and that he's also the guy that obsessed over user: Butthurter.
OP is deader than last year's cat.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;25837631]No, that's Kenshin.[/QUOTE]
Ah, it's just the OP's steam profile name is butthurter.
Then wouldn't that implicate some form of connection between you and the OP?
[QUOTE=Coffee;25837809]Then wouldn't that implicate some form of connection between you and the OP?[/QUOTE]
Coincidences can be pretty... coincidential.
This thread seems to have forgotten that OP is in grave danger.
OP, tell him to go for a quiet walk while listening to "Dust in the wind" on his iPod.
edit:
dammit clocks for me. this was yesteraday. He is dead. :downs:
[QUOTE=GreenRingOfLife;25823987]What picture?[/QUOTE]
I mean drawing, sorry.
OP must be dead. No updates. Shame, he seemed reasonably intelligent besides going through that guy's stuff.
[QUOTE=Newlemming;25843020]OP must be dead. No updates. Shame, he seemed reasonably intelligent besides going through that guy's stuff.[/QUOTE]
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