Alternative to beer... - General

lol yea but both could work too.

Try dropping antifreeze in your eyes and squirting some in your ass while you´re at it. Nothing works as well as some good ol´ methanol in the butt.

Jagerbombs. Thousands of them.

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Masterbate.

Ether.

[QUOTE=DAS SPIEL;26012295]this[/QUOTE] They're delicious and get you shitfaced really quick. I had 4 in 3 hours a few weeks back. That was a fun night.

Mary Jane piss in your face fun time.

Wait so you can't drink beer but you're free to drink something like vodka? makes sense to me.

4000 bucks for being in prison? God, the prisons here really are changing into a hotel. No wonder all those criminal mocro shits like being there.

Instead of writing a story about how you went to jail, you could just go "I can't drink beer, what are my options" :geno:

Cider? Only a bit stronger than beer and it almost as nice.

I guess Malta could work people call it baby beer. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Malta_Goya.jpg/450px-Malta_Goya.jpg[/img_thumb]

You'd had to give a pretty hard punch to get send to prison for punching someone in the face in Holland

Morphine.

Energy Drinks

Spin around in a circle for a few minutes while holding your breath :downs:

Wine coolers? Maybe Mike's Hard Lemonade? Or you could just do mixed drinks, like Crown Royal, Jack Daniels, that kinda stuff, mix it with sodas. Rum and coke? C'mon, you just have to be creative.

smoke weed errday

Real alternative to alcohol: GHB similar to alcohol, more euphoric, no hangover, addiction possible as with alcohol.

Here, the most viable alternative for beer is spritzer (Or Fröccs), which is basically wine (Not expensive/good wines, of course) mixed with buzzing water. 's some good shit.

[QUOTE=Moh Tommie;26011230]70% of the guys where Muslim. (long live Geert Wilders). [/QUOTE] Is that worth noting?

[QUOTE=marlkarxv2;26014810]Is that worth noting?[/QUOTE] It's only for the best.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;26014871]It's only for the best.[/QUOTE] How does this benefit anyone in any way?

Root beer

I ment i cant drink any alcohol, I think i am trying xtc tonight... Also i ain't an alcoholic, I don't drink in the midweek but the weekend is awesome when you're drunk, Partying and stuff, Of course i can do that when i am sober... but that just aint the same!

Psilocybin Mushrooms.

Ginger beer is delicious

ecstacy?

whenever i need to be sober i take a good strong shot of Simply Lemonade with Raspberry