[QUOTE=Owen Lol;20029123]You sir are a tool if you stay with her. My idea. Make her drink your piss. And leave her.[/QUOTE]
Give her a Cola and mix in some fecal matter, a little piss, and some splooge.
Leave her ass! Not because of the weird fetish, because she lied and spiked your drinks with her piss.
If she had a fetish about it, I bet she would steal one of your testicles.
[QUOTE=o DefcoN o;20023127]anyone who says "hot" and really does mean it should shoot themselves[/QUOTE]
But it IS hot.
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My avatar represents what I'd do if I was him.
Minus the shotgun.
Give her anal then piss while your doing it.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20029455]But it IS hot.
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My avatar represents what I'd do if I was him.
Minus the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
Id do that but with the shotgun.
[i][b][u]Revenge sex![/u][/b][/i]
[QUOTE=crazycory65;20006907]It was half empty [/QUOTE]
pessimist
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;20028761]OP hasn't said anything in over a Day[/QUOTE]
Read up a few post
Im pissing myself laughing.....
I'd say fuck her. Then get her really going and she'll most likely ask you to piss in her mouth.
It sounds kinda hawt
Dude, if my girlfriend did that, I'd ask her to piss in my mouth. I love watersports.
Here's another Idea, when you're having oral sex, just pee and rage "HOW DOES IT FEEL, BITCH?"
[highlight]Also your lying about the whole thing, you would of noticed it's pee, trust me; my friends made me drink pee and I noticed there was something extreamly wrong with it![/highlight]
put jizz in a bottle of her favourite soft drink, then give it to her.
[QUOTE=Namo;20033453]Dude, if my girlfriend did that, I'd ask her to piss in my mouth. I love watersports.[/QUOTE]
Despite what you may have learned on Sesame Street, some things are better left unshared.
[QUOTE=crazycory65;20006907]Okay so my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a gatorada that she had. It was half empty so I said alright why not. Well after I finished it and school was out. My girlfriend called me laterthat night and told me she urinated a little in that gatorade she gave me. At first i laughed and thought she was joking but then she told me she had a closet watersport fetish and was finally coming out with it. She also told me that it wasn't the first time she did it either. She did it many other times and told me she just loved watching me drink it. So here im thinking HOWmany times she did it and sick I feel right now. What should I do? Should I break up with her or just tell her to stop doing it?[/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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:cawg:
Facepunch, where the weird gets just [i]that[/i] much weirder.
wat
"R. Kelly" that bitch. Golden showers
owned
You didn't taste anything weird in your drinks? what's the problem? don't tell her it's okay, she'll get bored. but then again she might be a lying bitch and could be "testing" you. confront her about that.
Those are your options, choose one.
Be a man, gulp down the piss with satisfaction.
Troll her by pissing into one of her drinks
Light a bag of shit on her porch. Better hope she has a pyro scat fetish.
You must have been [b]pissed[/b]?
:smug:
Shit in her Gatorade.
I would be so PISS'ed
Shit on her while she sleeps.
Wait, you couldn't taste it? I guess her piss taste like gatorade.
Aaaaargh!
You should be proud, you got free lemonade.
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