My girlfriend made me drink her urine - General

Put your finger down your throat, get that shit out.

For valentines day, you should do something really romantic... Like cuddle up to watch a horror movie, pretend to get scared and piss your pants... In theory she should be so horny she'll piss back and you can start having randy-piss covered sex in your living room

ITT: Facepunch reveals they think pissing is hot??? :confused:

[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;20009276]Urine is actually clean, so enjoy your hydration[/QUOTE] it's also full of salt and ammonia, so enjoy your.. salt and ammonia.

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;20116755]ITT: Facepunch reveals they think pissing is hot??? :confused:[/QUOTE] This. :wtc: [QUOTE=Galenus;20116843]it's also full of salt and ammonia, so enjoy your.. salt and ammonia.[/QUOTE] Oh and this. Urine is never advisable to drink unless you are dying of thirst.

Well it's like they say: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Wait...

[QUOTE=zpiscool;20121347]Well it's like they say: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Wait...[/QUOTE] It's both.

[QUOTE=crazycory65;20006907]Okay so my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a gatorada that she had. It was half empty so I said alright why not. Well after I finished it and school was out. My girlfriend called me laterthat night and told me she urinated a little in that gatorade she gave me. At first i laughed and thought she was joking but then she told me she had a closet watersport fetish and was finally coming out with it. She also told me that it wasn't the first time she did it either. She did it many other times and told me she just loved watching me drink it. So here im thinking HOWmany times she did it and sick I feel right now. What should I do? Should I break up with her or just tell her to stop doing it?[/QUOTE] Is it wrong if I kinda find that hot?

[QUOTE=zotic;20006976]I bet you're pissed off..[/QUOTE] :rimshot:

Give her to me :colbert:

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20006947]piss in her face and ask her how she likes it[/QUOTE] I agree with this guy, but i also agree with the other guy that said hold onto her. There are some real freaks in the world.

[img]http://www.scottking.info/Pics/southparkpee.jpg[/img] Dude, it's just pee.

[QUOTE=jammy job;20006935]Get a test for AIDS. Dirty bitch, god knows where she's been.[/QUOTE] holy shit 208 agrees also agree

As much as I love watersports, That was well out of order, making you drink her urine when you didn't know. Break up with her and be done with it.

[QUOTE=Jessey;20007338][B]Talk to her parents[/B] and to her maybe?[/QUOTE] Do this and it won't just be piss in your gatorade. EDIT: Oh and i just about popped a lung laughing at the OP, that shit's epic.

i say you pee in her drink and see how she likes it... [editline]10:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=leet;20036193]Light a bag of shit on her porch. Better hope she has a pyro scat fetish. You must have been [b]pissed[/b]? :smug:[/QUOTE] oh my i love you lol... but seriously do that shit.. : p scat it upp

Stick with her but ask her for no more surprises like that and she should be straight forward with things.

Blast her with piss.

So, if you shat in her dinner about seven times in the period of 2 to 3 weeks then told her about it, how do you think she'd react? By making you drink a toxic substance just to get a little kick is selfish and inconsiderate. In fact, urine isn't dangerous unless consumed in large quantities. But my point is, do you want someone like that in your life?

hint (The obvious answer would be no) hint... Still that girl sounds kinky :L.

Everyone offering to shit or cum in her food, what if she has secret scat fetish, op's fucked.

ask to do anal and piss inside her ass so she has to push it out and her punishment will be the hemeroid she will get from it

:fappery: :flashfap: :gizz: :gizz: :gizz: :flaccid: :byodood: :suicide:

[QUOTE=Asm;20193305]ask to do anal and piss inside her ass so she has to push it out and her punishment will be the hemeroid she will get from it[/QUOTE] I'm sure it just drips out, like cum. maybe faster, since it isn't thickened by potential children. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=johanz;20192359]Everyone offering to shit or cum in her food, what if she has secret scat fetish, op's fucked.[/QUOTE] [img]http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2008_11_cooking_with_cum.jpg[/img]

What in the hell!!

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20199108] [img]http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2008_11_cooking_with_cum.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Goddamn that looks delicious.

Urine is sterile. You're lucky to have a girl that actually has a fetish and not a bad one, it makes a relationship more fun and enjoyable. It doesn't have a taste if they just drink pure water. But what do I know, I don't drink urine. >:O [editline]01:00AM[/editline] [quote=callum-;20191494]so, if you shat in her dinner about seven times in the period of 2 to 3 weeks then told her about it, how do you think she'd react? By making you drink a toxic substance just to get a little kick is selfish and inconsiderate. In fact, urine isn't dangerous unless consumed in large quantities. But my point is, do you want someone like that in your life?[/quote] Urine is sterile!

[QUOTE=Death n1;20199380]Urine is steryl. You're lucky to have a girl that actually has a fetish and not a bad one, it makes a relationship more fun and enjoyable. It doesn't have a taste if they just drink pure water. [/QUOTE] Sterile or not, it's fucking gross, especially to do it without permission.

[QUOTE=Death n1;20199380]Urine is sterile. You're lucky to have a girl that actually has a fetish and not a bad one, it makes a relationship more fun and enjoyable. It doesn't have a taste if they just drink pure water. But what do I know, I don't drink urine. >:O [editline]01:00AM[/editline] Urine is sterile![/QUOTE] If drinking piss is your idea of "not a bad one", I shudder to think what one would find in your internet history.

[QUOTE=johanz;20199441]Sterile or not, it's fucking gross, especially to do it without permission.[/QUOTE] That's just stereotypes. Think about it, if its controlled just by pure water it'll be clean and have no taste. She gets turned on, you get more sex. It's a win, win situation.