Holy fuck bump, but I'm glad it got bumped since it was an amazing read
And how did it go for you OP?
[QUOTE=aaronwotuk;33427535]jesus christ how horrifying[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
Be glad that she's sexually open. I'm in an open couple (not open as in "hey everybody come over and fuck our shit") and it's pretty great. Never an argument relating to sex.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
Tell her your fetishes.
But she should have gotten your permission so you should totally piss in her eye
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
I'm not sure how I'd react if my girlfriend did that.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
How didn't you taste the piss anyway? I mean I know there's only a small amount but just how small?
[QUOTE=geogzm;33427728]Be glad that she's sexually open. I'm in an open couple (not open as in "hey everybody come over and fuck our shit") and it's pretty great. Never an argument relating to sex.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
Tell her your fetishes.
But she should have gotten your permission so you should totally piss in her eye[/QUOTE]
look at the date above OP
personally I would've used the situation to gain me leverage to tons of anal sex
and pissing in her ass after anal sex
[QUOTE=Corewarp3;20006944]Wow, what i'd give to have such a kinky girlfriend.. <3<3. Hold on to her man, she could be way worse.[/QUOTE]
is that you in your avatar you fat weird faggot
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Oh wow. haha.
Oh look it's this thread again.
She made you do something socially unacceptable and universally disgusting unconsciously once.
If she repeats the same with whatever (oh god not scat), break up, for mutual trust isn't valued by her, bodily fluids are.
Wow, this thread again.
Wonder how it ended, OP.
[QUOTE=Corewarp3;20006944]Wow, what i'd give to have such a kinky girlfriend.. <3<3. Hold on to her man, she could be way worse.[/QUOTE]
shit accidently rated disagree, was supposed to rate agree.
I agree with this gentleman
[QUOTE=Holy-Smokes;33428626]shit accidently rated disagree, was supposed to rate agree.
I agree with this gentleman[/QUOTE]
You can rerate posts, just refresh and click what you want to change your rating to
[QUOTE=SiPlus666;33427066]Half full.[/QUOTE]
Wow, you revive a thread that's well over one and a half years old for a post like this?
As hilarious as this may be,a bump was not necessary...
Couldnt you file a police report for this kind of thing?
Beats her having a shit in your coffee.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
Also on the topic of piss, my piss smelled like cherries this morning.
it's better to be pissed off then pissed on
oh wait.
Lol dude my gf gets hot by watching animal porn.
I like midgets in olive oil. We all have weird things.
[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;33427616]Well hey, since it's been bumped, how'd that go OP?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd like to know it too. :v:
Catchy title....
But seriously...SOMEONE VOTED THE THREAD STARTING POST AS - Artistic?
[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;33431339]Lol dude my gf gets hot by watching animal porn.
I like midgets in olive oil. We all have weird things.[/QUOTE]
Don't know if serious.
a little wee- erd
[QUOTE=Satane;33432821]probably not because he said olive oil[/QUOTE]
It's just not the same with other types of oil...
[QUOTE=SiPlus666;33427066]Half full.[/QUOTE]
You didn't even look at the date, did you?
[QUOTE=Chubbles;33433836]You didn't even look at the date, did you?[/QUOTE]
Or the first page, for that matter
Atleast she didn't shit in your chocolade cake.
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I think you probably shouldn't anything with a golden or brown color.
[QUOTE=andy1337;33430768]it's better to be pissed off then pissed on
oh wait.[/QUOTE]
what about pissed in?
