[QUOTE=Shrapnel :3;20007025]You should go to her house when her parents are out and shit all over each other. Then smear it all over yourself. I heard from a friend that having shit on your balls feels awesome.[/QUOTE]
That is wrong... On [i]so[/i] many levels.
I think that's what makes it hilarious :v:
[QUOTE=Blisster;20008088]I'm pretty sure most guys do this to their girlfriends anyway..[/QUOTE]
Porn =/= Reality
This sounds fun. You are lucky to have a girlfriend like this.
[QUOTE=Shrapnel :3;20007025]I heard from a friend that having shit on your balls feels awesome.[/QUOTE]
It really does.
take a hot steaming shit in her bed
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20006947]piss in her face and ask her how she likes it[/QUOTE]
She would like it.
[QUOTE=chamon;20008295]Porn =/= Reality[/QUOTE]
I do it...
Well....thats just creepy
[QUOTE=H4ngman;20007348]Hold onto her. I did when my ex told me about her rape fetish, and we had an awesome time.[/QUOTE]
Rape fetish? The fuck.
[QUOTE=jammy job;20006935]Get a test for AIDS. Dirty bitch, god knows where she's been.[/QUOTE]
You don't get a test for AIDS. You get a test for HIV.
Shit in her ice cream and then admit you have a scat fetish.
Pics of her reaction.
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Remember to chill the shit or it won't be as convincing.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20006947]piss in her face and ask her how she likes it[/QUOTE]
Exactly, or do what she did to you.
If she likes it, dump her. Thats just gross...
[url=http://www.facebook.com/kobe.meyer?ref=search&sid=1611934598.467426306..1]You[/url] have a girlfriend? Sure.
Get AIDS and make her drink your piss.
Problem solved.
Dude your girlfriend is a FREAK. Is she hot? If she is then just go with it the. Crazy ones are always the coolest.
Haha, nice.
Well, that was a really mean thing to do of her. Tell her to stop doing that. But don't reject her just because she has a fetish for urinating, it's one of the most common fetishes.
Talk with eachother about it and try to come up with some solution. Be it trying it out, limiting it, stopping it for now or whatever. But I doubt you'll have any luck in keeping her if you don't let her play out her fetish on you ever, but take baby steps or see if you really just have to end it because you can't handle it.
[QUOTE=acds;20007959]Funny how some users here on FP are trying to be philosophical, intellectual and sophisticated about people pissing on each-other.[/QUOTE]
You mean you can't be intellectual and sophisticated when dealing with fetishes?
I don't really see how you can be philosophical about it though.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20008464]Rape fetish? The fuck.[/QUOTE]
Some women like to fantasize about either themselves being raped or someone they know being raped.
It's kind of strange, but it could open up a whole world of possibility when it comes to sensual roleplaying. :v:
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[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20007163]see that's your problem. you're a pessimist.[/QUOTE]
I think you mean a pissimist.
:downsrim:
Urine is actually clean, so enjoy your hydration
So, um.......I got to ask you, did it taste more salty than usual?
Break up. Right the fuck now.
dont break up with her unless youre fucking soft
Get her to piss on you when you fuck
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;20009246]Some women like to fantasize about either themselves being raped or someone they know being raped.
It's kind of strange, but it could open up a whole world of possibility when it comes to sensual roleplaying. :v:
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I think you mean a pissimist.
:downsrim:[/QUOTE]
On the subject of rape fetish, would it be rape if you were to "rape" a women that has a fetish about being raped?
:raise:
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;20009276]Urine is actually clean, so enjoy your hydration[/QUOTE]
It contains all the shit your body doesn't want, so if you drink too muchurine, you die.
Also, what the fuck OP?
[QUOTE=pentium;20006980]Call her a watersport bitch in front of all her friends, throw something like food at her and tell her it's over.
Watersport is not something to be proud of.[/QUOTE]
wait
wait
did you even think about that post before you posted it
obviously she's not proud of it if this is how she decides to tell him, she's clearly uncomfortable with it and not sure how he'd react
ontopic OP, FUCKING HOT
I'll take her if you don't want her. :D
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;20007832]
If it's grossing you out, you shouldn't "adapt" like the other people with Scat fetishes (presumably) say, Honestly, if you think it's disgusting, it's your right to think it.
If you like her, just tell her to stop and not do it anymore, if she does it anymore, leave her.[/QUOTE]
This has nothing to do with rights, we never said he has to drink piss, we said that you love someone, you make compromises.
But of course, that's what you said yourself, except that it's only the "freak" who should make the compromises, right?
Just ignore that fact. Piss is usually clean.
[QUOTE=acds;20007959]Funny how some users here on FP are trying to be philosophical, intellectual and sophisticated about people pissing on each-other.[/QUOTE]
Everything relates to philosophy, thinking otherwise is broken thinking.
Shit in her meal and see if she notices.
Hold her close, only when she's gone will you realize what you really have.
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