[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20009781]Hold her close, only when she's gone will you realize what you really have.[/QUOTE]
Wet pants?
Is this an alt of that guy that had sex and shit on some transvestite he met on the internet? Or are there just a bunch of fucked up people coming on Facepunch lately? :geno:
[QUOTE=Kidd;20009822]Wet pants?[/QUOTE]
And free Gatorade.
well well look what you got yourself into
It's funny how people work, you're together with someone for awhile and you love eachother but then you discover she's into pissing OH MY GOD I SHOULD DUMP HER RIGHT AWAY.
Way to be ungrateful, I'd be absolutely fine if my girlfriend had a pissing fetish
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NOOOOO PISSING WE CANT HAVE THAT!!!
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Seriously though, you're overreacting, D2K5S1 has a point, you shouldn't be so quick to leave her over a fetish, even if you find it weird. Personally I'd be fine with it as well.
Worst thing you should do is ask her to stop pissing in your drinks, that's it.
Just tell her that you don't appreciate what she has done and if she cares about you then she wouldn't have done something so disgusting and that you would've rather her come out and told you that she's into "watersports".
I don't have a fetish ):
[QUOTE=chamon;20008295]Porn =/= Reality[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Blisster;20008424]I do it...[/QUOTE]
This.
She is special, I'd hold on to the kinky ones.
sounds hot.
ask her to go all out with you
Ok so what you should do is have sex with her.
BUT. Make sure your condom is broken, and piss in her a little. Show her who's boss
Dude that's sexy. If I were you I'd ask her to pee on my face/in my mouth.
Use it as a bargaining chip for later. Just get her to wear like a wizard costume or something. Whatever your secret fetish is. Don't tell me you don't have one. It might just be men.
Blast her with piss.
urine is sterile, theres nothing wrong with it.
Use it as leverage to fuck her in her pooper
[QUOTE=xZippy;20007842]First I see a thread about some chick's boyfriend annoyingly slapping her with used condoms, now this.[/QUOTE]
You're on facepunch, what do you expect?
That's actually pretty hot... Just sayin'
I don't think the problem here is that you've been drinking her urine; it's that she's been lying to you about it.
Also, didn't you ever notice your gatorade tasting a little strange?
Drink some more..
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;20007514]If you leave her, leave her because you're sexually incompatible, not because you are an immature twat who runs at the first scent of abnormality.
Even then, give her a chance, you'd be surprised what you can get used to. I you really like her, I think you should try to adapt.[/QUOTE]
I see your point, and agree that if they love each other they should try to get over it together, but seriously man, discovering that she's repeatedly urinated in your beverages is [i]not[/i] "the first scent of abnormality" in the same way that someone slitting their wrists is not a hint that they might be feeling a bit down. But yeah, give her a chance but pissing in drinks is disgusting, especially since she deceived you about it and tricked you into drinking it rather than just coming out with it.
It gives you a reason to shower together so you can piss in each others mouths
[QUOTE=Asm;20010628]It gives you a reason to shower together so you can piss in each others mouths[/QUOTE]
Uh, usually you can do that without your girlfriend having the need to piss in your mouth.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;20010508]urine is sterile, theres nothing wrong with it.[/QUOTE]
It may be sterile but that doesn't mean it's not toxic in large amounts.
Also it's valentines day soon, so you dumping her over that would be a jerk thing to do.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;20010586]I don't think the problem here is that you've been drinking her urine; it's that she's been lying to you about it.
Also, didn't you ever notice your gatorade [b]tasting a little strange?[/b][/QUOTE]
My thought exactly, since she peed in it while it was half- full it must have been like 10-20% piss, which would definately taste trough.
Although I find it weird, it's also kinda kinky :P
[QUOTE=Rosek;20007953]I wonder what urine actually tastes like.
And you could just not drink the stuff she gives you.[/QUOTE]
Apparently it tastes just like Gatorade.
[QUOTE=Maxx;20007021][img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9265/jarate.jpg[/img]
Is this your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
Yes, and this is him:
[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2a6k2no.jpg[/img]
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