Maybe she is trying to help you with your thirst by adding more fluids to your drink!
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I'm building a boxfort, I need supplies.
Wowee. What a weirdo.
Go find someone normal.
[QUOTE=Ass Man;20014176]Wowee. What a weirdo.
Go find someone normal.[/QUOTE]
Where's the fun in that?
[QUOTE=crazycory65;20006907]Okay so my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a gatorada that she had. It was half empty so I said alright why not. Well after I finished it and school was out. My girlfriend called me laterthat night and told me she urinated a little in that gatorade she gave me. At first i laughed and thought she was joking but then she told me she had a closet watersport fetish and was finally coming out with it. She also told me that it wasn't the first time she did it either. She did it many other times and told me she just loved watching me drink it. So here im thinking HOWmany times she did it and sick I feel right now. What should I do? Should I break up with her or just tell her to stop doing it?[/QUOTE]
Drinking urine is alright. You can drink it up to four times before it actually becoming pure ammonia.
Hot.
That's... actually kind of hot sounding.
Go all 'scout' on her.
[sp]BONK!
P.s. that means BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH A BAT[/sp]
[QUOTE=gk99;20014623]Go all 'scout' on her.
[sp]BONK!
P.s. that means BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH A BAT[/sp][/QUOTE]
Kinda like what I want to do to your avatar.
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just sayin'
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20014638]Kinda like what I want to do to your avatar.
[editline]07:27PM[/editline]
just sayin'[/QUOTE]
At least I don't urinate in your Gatorade.
And, another sugestion:
Make her a cake with 'chocalate' icing and just act as if theres no hard feelings :smug:
[QUOTE=gk99;20014674]At least I don't urinate in your Gatorade.
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That is true I suppose.
Tell that bitch to piss off.
....That's not good, make sure you drink water to flush it out and shit.....
oh and was it sterile and good tasting?
That would be funny if OP was granted gold member XD
OP, Facepunch can't give you a proper answer until you post pictures of your girlfriend.
Lol, it could've been worse
If a chick wanted to... I would let her piss on me, probably.
break up with her and tell everyone she is a pissfreak
[QUOTE=xZippy;20007842]First I see a thread about some chick's boyfriend annoyingly slapping her with used condoms, now this.[/QUOTE]
Haha that was me who posted that lol. But yeah what do you expect? If you think it's stupid don't read the thread and read something more interesting like the news or games discussion or something.
[QUOTE=NickFury666;20015281]break up with her and tell everyone she is a pissfreak[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's really the best way to approach it. Just because she's into pissing doesn't give you assholes the right to go blurt it out to everyone.
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[QUOTE=Rank;20012558]I bet she looks nasty, fuck sake man.[/QUOTE]
If she is attractive and has a decent personality (which I bet she does, she was just too scared to come out), a little piss is nothing. Also you can use it as leverage since you can be like "hey, I did this for you, do this for me" kind of deal.
How did you not TASTE the piss?
[QUOTE=Block;20011610]What happens when she says she likes it?[/QUOTE]
well then I guess you found your new portable toilet
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20016444]well then I guess you found your new portable toilet[/QUOTE]
I was just going to type this and then you beat me.
well what if you are outside and need to "drop an S-bomb?"
What a piss poor girl friend.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20016444]well then I guess you found your new portable toilet[/QUOTE]
I wish I had a portable toilet.
Looks like the OP was shown who is the boss.
Urine is sterile until the third time, your stomach does something with it and doesn't like it...
Also, pretend you pissed in a cup earlier, drink lemonade, see her face light up.
[QUOTE=credesniper;20017805]Urine is sterile until the third time, your stomach does something with it and doesn't like it...
Also, pretend you pissed in a cup earlier, drink lemonade, see her face light up.[/QUOTE]
Or you could drink a bunch of water so your piss is clear, then piss in a cup and drink it in front of her. That way youre basically just drinking some slightly salty water.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;20007614]This.
It's just warm.[/QUOTE]
This is one of the best replies I've ever seen, I fucking laughed hard.
Hey, at least it's not scat!
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