Threads like these are the only reason i check GD anymore.
If you haven't used this as leverage to plow her like a fucking cornfield yet, you are a failure in my eyes.
[QUOTE=jammy job;20006935]Get a test for AIDS. Dirty bitch, god knows where she's been.[/QUOTE]
Urine is sterile..
and I like the taste.
Movie reference deploy!
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20014229]Where's the fun in that?[/QUOTE]
I sure do love drinking piss
Good thing Urine is as sterile substance.
[QUOTE=Ass Man;20019563]I sure do love drinking piss[/QUOTE]
Not what I meant but OK.
[QUOTE=Jacklus;20019603]Good thing Urine is as sterile substance.[/QUOTE]
Just because it's sterile doesn't mean you should go about drinking it.
See what else you can get her to do. She sounds like someone who would experiment a bit.
Piss in her chloroform
Give her to me!
There's only one solution:
Cunt Punt.
I drink my urine all the time
No need to get [i]pissy[/i] about it
:downsrim:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20020302]No need to get [i]pissy[/i] about it
:downsrim:[/QUOTE]
Oh you
Tell her she has to let you fuck her for her making you drink her piss.
[QUOTE=Maxx;20007021][img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9265/jarate.jpg[/img]
Is this your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
Seems like he has been shown who is the boss.
Oh, that's gross.
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Is that her?
I say break up with her. The fact that she shows so little respect for you as to piss in your drinks without telling you just so she can get off is not a good sign.
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;20007343]dont touch the yellow snow[/QUOTE]
It could be beer?:cheers:
[QUOTE=crazycory65;20006907]Okay so my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a [b]gatorada[/b] that she had. It was [b]half empty[/b] so I said alright why not. Well after I finished it and school was out. My girlfriend called me laterthat night and told me she urinated a little in that gatorade she gave me. At first [b]i[/b] laughed and thought she was joking but then she told me she had a closet watersport fetish and was finally coming out with it. She also told me that it wasn't the first time she did it either. She did it many other times and told me she just loved watching me drink it. So here [b]im[/b] thinking HOWmany times she did it and sick I feel right now. What should I do? Should I break up with her or just tell her to stop doing it?[/QUOTE]
Let's see... You spelled Gatorade wrong, it should have been half [b]full[/b], you misspelled that "I", and it should have said "So here I am".
You are a fail troll, I'm sorry.
Edit: Build a fort for me.
[QUOTE=CorpseRida;20022203]Let's see... You spelled Gatorade wrong, it should have been half [b]full[/b], you misspelled that "I", and it should have said "So here I am".
You are a fail troll, I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]
Wow, just wow.
Look on the bright side;
At least she didn't make you drink her menstrual blood.
this topic made me fucking lol whether it's a troll or not
Bitch be crazy.
[QUOTE=Rubber;20006942]I call troll[/QU
So an '09 is calling troll on an '05. idiot.
Slap that bitch back to the kitchen, or report it to the police.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;20012564]This is hot.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;20006952]Break the fuck up with her.
What the fuck, seriously...[/QUOTE]
?
Eww.
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