Je ne parle pas francais.
That's the only phrase I know.
Nous capitulons! Nous capitulons! Nous capitulons!
[QUOTE=Hackintosh;18707601]Translated from [url=http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/Rapu.shtml]here[/url] with google translate[/QUOTE]
Native french here
This has less errors than any text I've ever seen written manually by an American
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[QUOTE=Tetsmega;18710764]Sacre bleu![/QUOTE]
Sacrebleu is a single word
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[QUOTE=Tetsmega;18710764]Sacre bleu![/QUOTE]
Sacrebleu is a single word
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;18711415]Sacrebleu is a single word
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Sacrebleu is a single word[/QUOTE]
Sacre Bleu!
Nous remise!:hitler:
Sacre Bleu!
MEMBRES DE FACEPUNCH, JE VOUS DONNE TROIS SECONDES, VOUS ENTENDEZ, EXACTEMENT TROIS SECONDES POUR EFFACER CE PUTAIN DE SOURIRE DE VOS GUEULES DE CONS, SINON JE VOUS DÉVISSE LA TÊTE ET J'VOUS CHIE DANS L'COU :v:
Was considering helping, then saw this was posted 9 hours ago, that and I'm tired as fuck.
If this is still here tomorr-later today, I wouldn't mind helping.
Just write stuff like "Je suis une banane" or "Je mal a la tete!" Gives me good grades every time.
[QUOTE=amgoz1;18712121]Just write stuff like "Je suis une banane" or "[b]Je mal a la tete![/b]" Gives me good grades every time.[/QUOTE]
I'm almost sure you're kidding, otherwise you have the worst teacher ever.
I say almost because I've seen worse. ._.
Qu'est ce qu'on a en échange ?
Vous êtes très bête lal
Just write 'Left 4 Dead' on the paper and you'll pass for French anytime.
Take a rubber chiken, put it in your mouth, try to swallow it and as you do try to speak in English.
That's spoken French.
Now try to write the words that come out grabbing the pencil with only one finger.
That's written French.
Hope this little guide is useful for you :wink: .
Bonjour, je m'appèle Philippe et je vis à Paris, comme je suis de nationalité française j'adore les baguettes et le Camombert.
Sacre bleu!
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Omelette au fromage?
Well, this was a dissapointment.
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;18706553]Just use a translator or something, it'll work out I'm sure. If you don't know french well enough to write one yourself, the teacher won't blame you for having bad grammar because of the translator.[/QUOTE]
Translator?
Expect your french teacher to be surprised when she reads
"Her name was jim and she killed the thanks"
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je suis une grande merde
Sorry , probably got that wrong. Not sure on the masculinity / femininity of merde
75% of you suck at writing in french
Translator is totally useless, i once tried and i facepalmed when i saw how bad the translation was
i am french canadian
[QUOTE=RedStar;18714288]Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=amgoz1;18712121]Just write stuff like "Je suis une banane" or "J'ai mal à la tête!" Gives me good grades every time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=N0 WAR alt;18710659]L'enseignant est un drôle de grand. <--Make no sense
There you go, a nice and short story for your teacher.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lot of People]Sacrebleu![/QUOTE]
Fixed a Bunch
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;18715975]75% of you suck at writing in french
Translator is totally useless, i once tried and i facepalmed when i saw how bad the translation was
i am french canadian[/QUOTE]
How do you say "hello" in French again? Ah yes I have it
Hola :smile:
Ahaha c'est drole de vous voir bande de connards sur Facepunch parler francais
[QUOTE=RedStar;18716011]How do you say "hello" in French again? Ah yes I have it
Hola :smile:[/QUOTE]
Bonjour/Bonsoir
Salut
Allo
Stop joking.
Just use your Steam friends like I do
Oh Housemaster, how many times have you saved my arse
?No comprendo, hablas espanol?
[quote]"teh helps"[/quote]
you don't deserve our help
"Mon dieu! Quest'que-ce? Il y a un bruit degoutant a bout de la salle! Mon dieu! C'est moins loin! Ia! Ia! Le Cthulu f'thalgn!"
...Uh, yeah.
J'aime les seins.
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I suck at french :(
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