[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;42224808]Oh no, not this psycho...
Everyone, may I introduce you to CYNTHIA PETERSON, probably the most dense conspiracy theorist and lunatic I've ever had the misfortune to cross paths with.
She constantly goes to any PronunciationBook-related video and talks about how on the 23rd it's "time for introductions". Upon further inspection of [url=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu0FnaqG0nySq45qt1gcOQ]her channel[/url], you'll find not only UFO sightings where she's crying her eyes out in joy - but also videos where she explains herself as an alien spaceguard/peacekeeper who can control the energy flow of people. She claims to be part of an organization known as the "Orion Blue Fire Command", which she herself has said "very few knew of", yet when I asked her about this she said that military and governments across the globe has already been infiltrated.
She also claims to love everything and everyone, and that everyone should get ready to be "ascended" on the 23rd. Ironically when I questioned her on this she also claimed I would be sent to "one of the prison planets" to be "taught a lesson".
It doesn't just end there, though. I hopped onto another YouTube account and sent her a lengthy fantasy message about how I had a vision where my father awoke from the dead and told me I was the Prince of Time and he was the Lord of the Continuum (might turn that into a novel, it has potential). Made it a sob story about how "me and my father" ruled the universe with an iron fist and how my father sent me away when I got sick and I now have my powers back. I claimed I could stop and manipulate time.
And you know what? She believed me.
This is where my brain just stopped functioning for a moment. I couldn't fathom a person to be of this... kind of insane. I thought people like this only existed in parody, never in real life. I've seen people talk like this in the conspiracy talkshow in GTA: San Andreas - but just... what.
Now, how does she relate all of this to PronunciationBook? She never properly explains. This is all I got out of her on that subject before she started rambling about consciousness not being part of our biology or something.
So now you know that.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;42224808]Oh no, not this psycho...
Everyone, may I introduce you to CYNTHIA PETERSON, probably the most dense conspiracy theorist and lunatic I've ever had the misfortune to cross paths with.
She constantly goes to any PronunciationBook-related video and talks about how on the 23rd it's "time for introductions". Upon further inspection of [url=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu0FnaqG0nySq45qt1gcOQ]her channel[/url], you'll find not only UFO sightings where she's crying her eyes out in joy - but also videos where she explains herself as an alien spaceguard/peacekeeper who can control the energy flow of people. She claims to be part of an organization known as the "Orion Blue Fire Command", which she herself has said "very few knew of", yet when I asked her about this she said that military and governments across the globe has already been infiltrated.
She also claims to love everything and everyone, and that everyone should get ready to be "ascended" on the 23rd. Ironically when I questioned her on this she also claimed I would be sent to "one of the prison planets" to be "taught a lesson".
It doesn't just end there, though. I hopped onto another YouTube account and sent her a lengthy fantasy message about how I had a vision where my father awoke from the dead and told me I was the Prince of Time and he was the Lord of the Continuum (might turn that into a novel, it has potential). Made it a sob story about how "me and my father" ruled the universe with an iron fist and how my father sent me away when I got sick and I now have my powers back. I claimed I could stop and manipulate time.
And you know what? She believed me.
This is where my brain just stopped functioning for a moment. I couldn't fathom a person to be of this... kind of insane. I thought people like this only existed in parody, never in real life. I've seen people talk like this in the conspiracy talkshow in GTA: San Andreas - but just... what.
Now, how does she relate all of this to PronunciationBook? She never properly explains. This is all I got out of her on that subject before she started rambling about consciousness not being part of our biology or something.
So now you know that.[/QUOTE]
Meth is a hell of a drug
[QUOTE=robo126;42224203][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/I29iQm3.png[/IMG]
now it looks like a banana[/QUOTE]
[t]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvud6lZ811qfi058o1_400.jpg[/t]
What the hell is this shit
[QUOTE=Garik;42226075]What the hell is this shit[/QUOTE]
iluminatus
jebus cum agin
worl end 23
en is neeeeear
I prefer the upisto guy.
[QUOTE=robo126;42224203][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmWRlNdO5y4[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/I29iQm3.png[/IMG]
now it looks like a banana[/QUOTE]
What, is he Elvis or something?
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;42227066]What, is he Elvis or something?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/I29iQm3.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/P/Elvis-Presley-9446466-1-402.jpg[/IMG]
Yep it's elvis
omg
elvis never was really deaded
this is a sign that
he comes again
elvis will rise
[QUOTE=robo126;42224203]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/I29iQm3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/promo_650/public/media/daft-punk-tron-650-430.jpg[/IMG]
Just me? Okay.
[QUOTE=Wingz;42227209]omg
elvis never was really deaded
this is a sign that
he comes again
elvis will rise[/QUOTE]
hyper realistic skeleton elvis with hyper realistic quiff
Maybe this is how PB actually looks like -- As a "system"?
[QUOTE=Mista Tea;42227403][IMG]http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/promo_650/public/media/daft-punk-tron-650-430.jpg[/IMG]
Just me? Okay.[/QUOTE]
it does look like thomas
hold on.
IT'S [I]JOHNNY BRAVO![/I]
[QUOTE=BRS;42229463]it does look like thomas[/QUOTE]
"kinda" at best
[video=youtube;KDEM-5wn3Os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDEM-5wn3Os[/video]
Is it me or this guy sounds different here? Not different, as in different person...Like...he sounds kinda depressed? I don't know...
Hnnngh! The suspense is killing me!
[QUOTE=robo126;42233691][img]http://i.imgur.com/3dbJSlj.png[/img][/QUOTE]
his head is going to stretch off into infinity
Does no one realise it's Jules from Pulp Fiction
It's possibly VHS-type distortion, like the bottom-middle part but stretching rather than the static
[video=youtube;izQB2-Kmiic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic[/video]
it'd also be funny if all this was just hype for some creepypasta he plans on writing
or he releases a giant screamer on the last day
Post the real one.
[video=youtube;watch?v=mAJtxnOHDVM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAJtxnOHDVM[/video]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;42238443]Post the real one.
[video=youtube;watch?v=mAJtxnOHDVM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAJtxnOHDVM[/video][/QUOTE]
have we gotten to this point
has anyone done the spectrograph yet?
I'll post this here despite not being very relevant other than [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1288971&p=42224808&viewfull=1#post42224808"]"she made conspiracy theories of PronuciationBook"[/URL].
I decided to have some fun and play around with this Cynthia Peterson person by posing as someone "higher up" in that "Orion Blue Force Command". I sent her a message on the 17th saying there were "regulatory changes". Then I sent her a message asking for her to identify herself and that the OBFC was infiltrated. She believed me.
[quote]My only channels of authorization are through my guardians. I am allowed no other channels of access as that is a breach in protocol. This was implemented at incarnation as a fail safe. Please advise the council of correspondence. They will confirm. Thank you.[/quote]
"Jackpot", I thought.
I whipped up [url=http://www.youtube.com/user/MrFerelin/videos]a few videos to look science-y and futuristic[/url] in about half an hour and put them up. I sent the one with her name to her, and claimed (in-character!) that she was being "stripped of her rank as gatekeeper" and that she was being charged with misinformation and failure to comply for identification. She replies:
[quote]Identify yourself. Our orders come directly from Creator Consciousness. We are Orion BFC. Status and mission are irrevocable. Electronic communications are insufficient authentication. Mission locked for fail safe protocol. No orders acceptable through any channels other than direct link. You are addressing the Universal Mother and official emissary for the collective. Explain yourself.[/quote]
At first I thought "Damn, she's no fun". But then I recalled she mentioned this "council". So I used it to my advantage. I replied as a new character - this time being an "assigned agent", and wrote up a story about how I'd worked for the OBFC for years and was in security and the Council was really busy and that I had once fought draconians etc. etc. Just imagine your average Support-line cues with some spacey-wacey touches to it.
She believed me.
[QUOTE]Thank you for your response. [B]I will patiently allow the lock down to pass. I understand the councils actions. I was made aware of a breach, but not much other information has been provided. I was aware that I was a potential target for the Draconians some time ago.[/B] My guardians stated they are likely to attempt manipulation or breach. I understand the increased measures of security. :) My guardians have informed me that I am to stay on course with 9/23, but all cautions must be taken. They have been very protective lately. Please forgive my abruptness, as I am only allowed access to the collective through my guardians. I have been concerned with impostors for the past several weeks. My defenses have been up lately. I have been made aware that all precautions have been implemented for security. [B]I have been kept under quarantine and isolated for 9/23, as to not be contaminated. I am under no circumstance to violate universal law. I must maintain neutrality at all costs. That may explain why I was given no information about the new codes. :)[/B] Thank you very kindly for everything, and if there is anything you may need, please let me know. [B]Thank you also for the added security, as I was sensing the change in my energy pathways over the past week or so. Something had not felt right lately.[/B] I will wait dutifully on stand by until the council has had ample time to sort through matters and the quarantine has expired. :) Please give my regards to the council.[/QUOTE]
This is way too much fun to quit now, of course. I'm really just stunned how gullible this person is, to believe the slightest thing I say and even thus incorporate it into her already existing belief. Either that, or I'm a [I]damn good writer.[/I]
congrats, now you're deep into an RP session with a conspiracy theorist
I asked him: "What do you mean the body is a monument to waste? Are you not in your body anymore?"
And he answered with "HtP Positive"
[video=youtube;SBnSVS8pEhs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBnSVS8pEhs[/video]
He sounds so sad in the 6 video
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjaNyv1-gc[/MEDIA]
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