Dumbest Posts of 2011 Nomination Thread. - General

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;33324627]Thread: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1107554"]Realistic forest map with thousands of trees[/URL] [QUOTE=JimDaAthiest;31132828]Well, they can be made low poly. When I watch Avatar, or other 3d movies with forests, do I lag? Nope. Why should this lag then? I have seen huge city maps too, I don't lag there.[/QUOTE] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Dear god. I'm all for this one.

[QUOTE=SSBMX;33321328][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1135153?p=33003732&viewfull=1#post33003732[/url] not exactly quoteable[/QUOTE] That is the greatest thing i have ever seen on facepunch. I literally became teary with laughter.

[QUOTE=The Jack;33327973]That is the greatest thing i have ever seen on facepunch. I literally became teary with laughter.[/QUOTE] Looking back at it I can see why it would be a nomination, but it's more for the ban reasons agreeing with the macro, not the actual post. I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=Jockedevian;29402107]I get boner when I deficate[/QUOTE] :v: And you guys should take a look on his threads and post, biggest fucking weirdo 2011

[QUOTE=AntiNazi;33326387]Ok,prepare. I own some explosives in my garage,but gay mafia tried to steal it! So i took TNT and put it in a grenade launcher,when i shot at the mafia car,the papal guards came from a cloud and started shooting,i escaped to Amazon so i could hide. Then pope sent MEL GIBSON to me,but i severed his dick of with a wedge cutter and he cried like a baby,when i returned,GAY MAFIA was there,so i had to show them porn to make them die,and TERROLISTITS came to FUCK me,so i escaped to a tower and hid in a vent,when they found me,i threw a fish tat gets in their DICK and eats their BALLS so they died instantly,i then jumped from the sun and rescued MARIO so we could get BOXER in the house,but the pope came in a tank so we ran and ran,and then we found a CHUCK NORRIS. CHUCK NORRIS threw a GABE NEWELL at the tank and it exploded,then we met hot girlz. The end.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if I'm anywhere in this thread

In a MS paint thread by himself, darkfire1713 posts this, after being confronted with the fact that there are no replies. [QUOTE=darkfire1713;33251305]Nah i just wanted to do my own suggestion[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1138787?p=33252885&viewfull=1#post33252885[/url] I'd say it's pretty damn stupid.

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;33332443]I wonder if I'm anywhere in this thread[/QUOTE] Nope, but I can post a couple of your posts in this thread if you want me to.

I nominate Maverick's refugee camp posts let's see if I can find em seems they've fallen off the face of the forums, a damn shame

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;32517683]Gay sex sounds insanely hot and mischevious because you have to hide it from lots of people. Legalizng gay marriage feels like it would take all the thrill out of it, but that's just my opinion.[/QUOTE]

You don't necessarily have to hide it from people.

How about this post. [QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;33320865][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10565588/Pictures/dpo2011.png[/img] I've seen people nominating other people for dumbest posts of 2011 and I thought I'd make (most likely a bad) decision to create a thread where we can show morons to the rest of Facepunch. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10565588/Pictures/nominees.png[/img] -none as of yet- Go ahead and dump some of Facepunch's biggest idiots in this thread so we can laugh at them. [sub][sub][sub][sub]I can feel somebody about to post a link to this thread.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] From ZombieDawgs. agree/disagree

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All of [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/434039-buddhamathis"]this guy's[/URL] posts, for example: [QUOTE=buddhamathis;33307086]skyrim is a bad games anyway. i played it for an hours and i didn't even gets to use my bow and arrow. infact i give it a bad ratings of 4/10 betesda could do seriously better.. they did fallout 2 better than this![/QUOTE]

[img]http://imageflock.com/img/1321661655.bmp[/img] I drew this and got a few dumbs.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1111235?p=31359643&viewfull=1#post31359643[/url] One of the dumbest posts that I have ever seen.

[quote=MaverickIB]How you're hailed as some intelligent poster or whatever, I have no idea. What the hell is wrong with FP and its member's inability to understand the concept of context. It's outright ridiculous how retarded you kids can be sometimes. Let's break this down so you can see how stupid you are. Where have I "bragged" about the cost of my suits? In the Fix-Up Look Sharp thread, a thread about fashion wherein the cost of clothing is directly related. In the PoY GMF thread where I've done it sarcastically because you faggots are ridiculous. Okay, lets break it down further. Maybe if you actually had the ability to read, you'd realize I don't brag about the cost of my suits in the context of "hurr durr look at me I'm rich." Look at every serious post I've made about the cost of my suits. I don't go "This was super expensive, look at me." I go "This is super expensive but I got a sweet deal on it." My jacket cost 2600 dollars, I wasn't bragging about being rich, I was bragging about getting a hook-up that allowed me to get something I would never be able to afford for a small fraction of the price. In another post, I bragged how I got a nice 3-piece suit for 180 bucks because the store is closing and giving half their shit away. I bragged about getting a jacket that would normally cost 600 bucks for around 250 through the use of Gilt.com. That's why I find this all so funny. You kids can go ahead and fiddle with your dicks, convinced the whole reason why I reply so ridiculous to you is because I'm mega-butthurt or something. However, the fact of the matter is that you kids took things out of context and decided to just run with it instead of going "Oh wait, that's not what he said." You're like Fox News running with a story they completely misunderstood or taking the words of a politician and bending them. No matter how much the person goes "Um, you took it out of context," they go "NUH UH WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING." So I'm going to politely ask you to get the fuck out of my thread and take your poor education with you. Or you can stay and keep getting lathed in zings by everyone else who can't read or think for themselves. Lie to yourself and say I'm getting butthurt and whatnot, whatever helps you sleep at night. Just know that every time you post, I really am laughing at you, no matter how much you'd like to think I'm here with an angry face pounding away at my keyboard. That smug face you hate oh so much, what do you think my face looks like right now? Either way you're just wasting your time. Why you kids continue to believe you'd even be able to dent my confidence or ego, I have no idea. Even if I was pretentious and all "huehuahue look at me oh so rich in my expensive suits," what do you expect to get out of all this? Oh, I know. It makes you feel good to have everyone lathe you in zings. Your life is so devoid of real satisfaction that you turn to an online forum, dishing out witty comments here and there so you can feel cool and hip. When in real life, you're probably just some faggot that sits in a corner and daydreams about all the cool shit you could say. Someone says something to you and you go home daydreaming about all the ways you could have responded and looked awesome. But you didn't respond and look awesome, you just sat there looking retarded. You get online behind a shield of distance and anonymity to attack those who have superiority in the real world. You attack me not because I'm pretentious or have a smug face, those are just your excuses for attacking me. The reality is that you'd be attacking me regardless of what I do, because you hate people like me. You hate people who are better than you at everything, people who others like and enjoy being around, people who are successful. Call me an asshole, call me a dipshit, call me a twat, say witty things and earn your zings, that doesn't change the fact that in the real world, I am more important than you. I walk into places and people approach me going "Are you Trey Maldonado? I saw that news story/magazine article/radio broadcast about you." People I have never met in my life contact me saying my writing has changed their lives. I get calls from high school coaches around the state asking me when I'm going to finish school so they can hire me. Face it child, I am better than you. Go ahead and hate me for that. (User was permabanned for this post ("Doesn't want to be here" - Autumn)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Can't play nice with others, doesn't belong here" - postal))[/quote]

Pretty much anything by Zeke would be a good nomination. 3000+ posts and he has no idea how to debate or converse intelligently on any topic. Normally, this wouldn't a problem, but he makes it a point to post in every single news thread every day like his opinions are new and original.

[QUOTE=StormHammer;33337367]Pretty much anything by Zeke would be a good nomination. 3000+ posts and he has no idea how to debate or converse intelligently on any topic. Normally, this wouldn't a problem, but he makes it a point to post in every single news thread every day like his opinions are new and original.[/QUOTE] i nominate this post for failing to recognize good posters.

[QUOTE=StormHammer;33337367]Pretty much anything by Zeke would be a good nomination. 3000+ posts and he has no idea how to debate or converse intelligently on any topic. Normally, this wouldn't a problem, but he makes it a point to post in every single news thread every day like his opinions are new and original.[/QUOTE] I actually remember exactly who you are You're just mad that I called you out for [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1133268?p=32858385&viewfull=1#post32858385]this post[/url]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33337525]I actually remember exactly who you are You're just mad that I called you out for [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1133268?p=32858385&viewfull=1#post32858385]this post[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god that entire debate needs to be nominated.

Ah, the unique critical analysis that is facepunch. I shall bookmark this thread for future reference.

Just remembered this gem from the LMAO pics: [QUOTE=Fox Arts;32693152]I know we're not supposed to talk about it but I'm going to anyways. I think back through all of the LMAO pics of the past and all I can do is smile. This is kind of a big deal guys, we're growing up. Shouldn't this be some big celebration, I feel like we should all be in some Skype call and all take a drink together over a toast of all we've done and accomplished (taking down sub-par hosting sites, oh so many dropboxes...) I'm proud of you Facepunch. Here's to the history of LMAO pics, and to a better tomorrow![/QUOTE]

I remember a post I made a while back defending bronies and the pony thread. It got posted on the LMAo pics thread and everything. Not 2011, though.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33337647]I remember a post I made a while back defending bronies and the pony thread. It got posted on the LMAo pics thread and everything. Not 2011, though.[/QUOTE] Can you post it?

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33337647]I remember a post I made a while back defending bronies and the pony thread. It got posted on the LMAo pics thread and everything. Not 2011, though.[/QUOTE] I think I saw that. You said something along the lines of "I don't understand why people who watch MLP:FIM have to be called "ponyfags", you don't see people who watch spongebob being called "spongeniggers", or something along the lines of that.

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;33337550]Oh god that entire debate needs to be nominated.[/QUOTE] As the OP of that thread, I honestly apologize for ever having started that shitstorm.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33337525]I actually remember exactly who you are You're just mad that I called you out for [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1133268?p=32858385&viewfull=1#post32858385]this post[/url][/QUOTE] Woah back up tough guy here

[QUOTE=ccg;33337695]I think I saw that. You said something along the lines of "I don't understand why people who watch MLP:FIM have to be called "ponyfags", you don't see people who watch spongebob being called "sponge niggers", or something along the lines of that.[/QUOTE] I did use the spongebob argument, but I don't remember spongeniggers. Fuck, that's actually brilliant.

[QUOTE=StormHammer;33337367]Pretty much anything by Zeke would be a good nomination. 3000+ posts and he has no idea how to debate or converse intelligently on any topic. Normally, this wouldn't a problem, but he makes it a point to post in every single news thread every day like his opinions are new and original.[/QUOTE] I agree with about half of his posts, but the other half I don't think are dumb, I just vehemently disagree with them