Dumbest Posts of 2011 Nomination Thread.

[MountainWatcher]

I've seen Zeke use good arguments as well as amazingly shitty ones.

All in all, p good poster.

And I can't find the post, damn.

[Mr.T]

I nominate my own thread.

[url]www.facepunch.com/threads/1092231[/url]

Agree/Disagree

[myalt22]

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1113009?p=31477866&viewfull=1#post31477866]Can I nominate myself, also?[/url]

I think I've got a good shot, I got banned for that post :P

[ccg]

[QUOTE=wilolato;1121565]Ok. Im back. From school. And I was talking to some friends. But Seriously, What the fuck. I asked a simple question and I get flamed for no damn reason 1.My weight is none of your damn concern. I know im fat. Do i give 2 fucks? no sir I do not. 2. IM STRAIGHT. fuck. Im not gay. 3. What the fuck does my preference in music have to do with anything? I have a vast variety of music in my iTunes library, I just like many styles, anything from Lil Wayne to Amy Winehouse. 4. I use torrents for my music and getting Lil Waynes new album "The Carter 4" was very wanted at my school. And i got it the very minute it came out. Yes, I use torrents for my music, movies and programs. So I asked a question. Answer that, posts aside that matter past this point will be ignored.

(User was banned for this post ("Warez" - Autumn))[/QUOTE]

[editline]idk[/editline]

The shortcut doesn't appear to work, here's a link to the thread, [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1121565/4[/url]. (145th post in the thread).

[OogalaBoogal]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141437?p=33338565&viewfull=1#post33338565[/url]
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;33338565]He dragged away a guy who threatened to burn the city down, how is that not serving and protecting?

Occupy Wallstreet:
33% communists
33% fascists
33% anarchists
1% good right thinking Americans.[/QUOTE]

[DOG-GY]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33337900]I agree with about half of his posts, but the other half I don't think are dumb, I just vehemently disagree with them[/QUOTE]
cool i pretty much disagree with everything you say

and usually find it p dumb

[DOG-GY]

really can there be a worst poster nomination? i think the collective of a terrible poster's time spent here would be much greater

[Sillypiggy]

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;33339039]cool i pretty much disagree with everything you say

and usually find it p dumb[/QUOTE]
Maybe its because you find things you disagree with dumb?

[CheeseMan]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33337900]I agree with about half of his posts, but the other half I don't think are dumb, I just vehemently disagree with them[/QUOTE]

Zeke is funny

he can be ridiculously snappy and hostile with his posts, which puts me into an internal conflict because a lot of the time I agree with what he says and he's good at writing

[DOG-GY]

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;33339546]Maybe its because you find things you disagree with dumb?[/QUOTE]
nah, it's just you

[Alex_DeLarge]

[QUOTE=ArmyKid93;33324560]
And then in response a little further down, trying to defend his misogyny:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1126081?p=32365855&viewfull=1#post32365855[/url]
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Do I get a custom title if I win?

[SEKCobra]

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33339834]Do I get a custom title if I win?[/QUOTE]

[DOG-GY]

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33339834]Do I get a custom title if I win?[/QUOTE]
"Not at all honestly, girls I date wear modest clothing and if I tell them it's a little revealing, they'll either wear something under it or put on something else."
you know what that sounds exactly like

a burqa

[BlackRainbow]

Almost anything by this fella:

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/193786-Monkeytracks[/url]

Just kidding, i luv yhooo!

[Allstone]

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;33340179]"Not at all honestly, girls I date wear modest clothing and if I tell them it's a little revealing, they'll either wear something under it or put on something else."
you know what that sounds exactly like

a burqa[/QUOTE]Actually that sounds like a form of oppression as opposed to a form of clothing that people are able to either have forced upon them as well as choose to wear themselves.

[DOG-GY]

[QUOTE=Allstone;33340373]Actually that sounds like a form of oppression as opposed to a form of clothing that people are able to either have forced upon them as well as choose to wear themselves.[/QUOTE]
that's really specific and not the case a lot of the time but okay!

[Superwafflez]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;33339461][vid]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/09/Scout_no02.wav[/vid]

You're all going to be tormented by this[/QUOTE]

:suicide:

[Ponk]

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;33217474]You should die just like the 6 million Jews did.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Uhm, flaming?" - Autumn))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1139503[/url]

[Rankxerox]

You made this thread not expecting a shitstorm, wow.

[hoodoo456]

[QUOTE=Rankxerox;33342596]You made this thread not expecting a shitstorm, wow.[/QUOTE]

Can you see the future or something, because there is no, and was no shitstorm.

[NotName]

Definitely this one:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141168?p=33344088&viewfull=1#post33344088[/url]

[Mcfuret]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141270[/url]

"A week ago I od'd on nasal spray."

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=Mcfuret;33344384][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141270[/url]

"A week ago I od'd on nasal spray."[/QUOTE]

That whole thread.

[Jsm]

[quote=ccg]
[quote=AntiNazi]
Ok,prepare.

I own some explosives in my garage,but gay mafia tried to steal it! So i took TNT and put it in a grenade launcher,when i shot at the mafia car,the papal guards came from a cloud and started shooting,i escaped to Amazon so i could hide. Then pope sent MEL GIBSON to me,but i severed his dick of with a wedge cutter and he cried like a baby,when i returned,GAY MAFIA was there,so i had to show them porn to make them die,and TERROLISTITS came to FUCK me,so i escaped to a tower and hid in a vent,when they found me,i threw a fish tat gets in their DICK and eats their BALLS so they died instantly,i then jumped from the sun and rescued MARIO so we could get BOXER in the house,but the pope came in a tank so we ran and ran,and then we found a CHUCK NORRIS. CHUCK NORRIS threw a GABE NEWELL at the tank and it exploded,then we met hot girlz. The end.
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Any post this guy makes would be suitable for this thread. They are all equally dumb.

[BiN4RY]

This guy's basically a typical COD fan thinking real life wars are just like Call of Duty. He was commenting on how "unskilled" the soldiers that were in the video of them ambushed in Afghanistan are in the thread [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1030498]Canadians Ambushed in Afghanistan (Helmet Cam)[/url]

[QUOTE=Torfaldur;26277447]Badass?

He was standing still on the same spot, shooting blindly (he didn't even check the iron sight) on the "enemy", wasting ammo. If that was me I would fucking rush and kill them one by one, or sneak behind them.

EDIT: That was my 14 year old brother. We share computers and I forgot to log out, apologizes.[/QUOTE]

[Soderholm]

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/778487?p=16244713&viewfull=1#post16244713]This post.[/url]

[editline]19th November 2011[/editline]

:v:

[fordzje]

Myself, i realized how awful this was: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1129636?highlight=[/url]

[ccg]

Does anyone have BWO Josh's refugee camp threads? They deserve a place in this thread.

[editline]idk[/editline]

Found them.

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[ardosos]

Good thing it's dumbest post 2011, otherwise I'd be on this list a few times.

[Alex_DeLarge]

[QUOTE=fordzje;33345272]Myself, i realized how awful this was: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1129636?highlight=[/url][/QUOTE]

Why the hell are you a gold member and a October 2011er?