I nominate this post.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;18186493]That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?[/QUOTE]
This was the second post in a thread about how katanas are cheap bullshit fueled by angsty weaboos. Somehow he works DnD into his argument too.
Dumb post right here
[QUOTE=JustGman;33359896]I nominate this post.
This was the second post in a thread about how katanas are cheap bullshit fueled by angsty weaboos. Somehow we works DnD into his argument too.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't dumb though, it was a troll post.
I want to look for posts by people that are genuinely stupid.
[QUOTE=JustGman;33348479]There was some guy named Sonicfan or something that made a thread so retarded that he got trolled out of the forums. If anyone can find his account it would be a shitpost goldmine.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/322942-PieLover13[/url]
And this thread was the most significant, look at the last post before it got locked, just do it.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1003058?highlight=[/url]
and
[t]http://imageflock.com/img/1321825950.png[/t]
[QUOTE=thisispain;33346381]that was a hilarious post, everyone who took him seriously should be awarded dumbest post[/QUOTE]
If you check his post histories at the the time they were just as bad.
[QUOTE=JustGman;33359896]I nominate this post.
This was the second post in a thread about how katanas are cheap bullshit fueled by angsty weaboos. Somehow he works DnD into his argument too.[/QUOTE]
That's not original, it's just some copy paste piece that gets posted all over the place.
I nominate Nikota.
[QUOTE=Nikota;33358802][QUOTE=smurfy;33358761]Should have just stuck a magnet on the roof of the car and flown him straight to Guantanamo[/QUOTE]
Because a littlebird has that much fuel.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141754[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=33358802#post33358802[/url]
[QUOTE=dragonkilla;33366597]Do I Win[/QUOTE]
Do I Win
I'm nominating myself with this wonderful post:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1103752?p=30914600&viewfull=1#post30914600[/url]
[editline]21st November 2011[/editline]
If I only could be new to Facepunch again, and make shitty posts like that.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33322358]Jews were to blame for 9/11 so I nominate this post:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1141168?p=33322358&viewfull=1#post33322358[/url][/QUOTE]
i nominate this post
[QUOTE=CHRHN;33372382]I'm nominating myself with this wonderful post:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1103752?p=30914600&viewfull=1#post30914600[/url]
[editline]21st November 2011[/editline]
If I only could be new to Facepunch again, and make shitty posts like that.[/QUOTE]
I'll nominate yours as well:
[QUOTE=CHRHN;33371734]No, he will tell my parents, and soon all of my friends will know, and everyone will think that I am a psychotic freak with brain damage. :([/QUOTE]
when told to go to a doctor to see if he has ocd
I nominate this post
[QUOTE=certified;33373258]Also, just my personal opinion here:
Gender identity disorder should probably be treated with mental/psychotherapy, rather than rewarding the behavior. I'm not saying with extremist shit (Cross Creek HNNNNNnnnng) to stop it, but a normal therapy regiment like drug addicted people go on to break addictions.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;33376331]I wish someone would find something of me.
I need a good laugh.[/QUOTE]
Laugh away.
Posted by LuaChobo:
[I]''im op afhbasjkfgsakfjbsakfgsjakfgsajkfgafsafaf
Edited:
1 Computer Mouse was harmed in the making of this story.
just so he does not hsjlakdfhslajkdhasljkdhslajkdasljkdh edit it''
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[HIGHLIGHT][I](User was banned for this post ("Useless reply" - verynicelady))[/I][/HIGHLIGHT]
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;33376331]I wish someone would find something of me.
I need a good laugh.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;30303530]I will donate nudies.
I am a guy.
EDIT: Page king, So much content.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("What are you doing?" - Grea$eMonkey))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
I vote that the dumbest post is the post with the most boxes this year. Start searching, yo.
[QUOTE=Midas22;33376410]I vote that the dumbest post is the post with the most boxes this year. Start searching, yo.[/QUOTE]
The OP for one of the Call of Duty threads got like 900 dumbs at some point.
Dont know which one though, not the current.
This entire thread should be nominated:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1135736?highlight=[/url]
[QUOTE=ccg;33376736]This entire thread should be nominated:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1135736?highlight=[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh god, that was terrible.
[editline]22nd November 2011[/editline]
My eyes are bleeding.
Is it odd that I'm legitimately surprised that I haven't been nominated for one of my posts?
[QUOTE=~Myst;33376682]The OP for one of the Call of Duty threads got like 900 dumbs at some point.
Dont know which one though, not the current.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but I'm pretty sure the title of the thread was "Rate me dumb"
Every thread that has news of people abusing animals
Every thread garry makes wanting to hear opinions and what could be improved, they tend to have 1 golden post each.
OP you stole my old nickname
[QUOTE=Midas22;33376410]I vote that the dumbest post is the post with the most boxes this year. Start searching, yo.[/QUOTE]
Does the rules thread for GD counts as this year? Because it's got some what over 2000 dumbs I believe.
Where's that post VNL made regarding Hot Gif's rules when you need it?
[QUOTE=buddhamathis;33295904]hmm i thing this is a [B]free country or is this communist forum now?[/B] sorry no thankgs
i respects this forum more than you're so please stop being such an jerks you're only mad i'm defending OP[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1140666?p=33295904&viewfull=1#post33295904"]Jesus christ that's awful[/URL]
DUMBEST post I've ever seen.
every fast threads post
anything from rizzo
most stuff from mr apple
I've updated the OP with the list of nominations, unfortunately the lengthy posts don't get read a lot, so would be buried under the people that can't read something for longer than 5 seconds.
However if you think that they should be added, go ahead and say that.
P.s I think the winner should have to force-ably have 'Worst poster of 2011' as their avatar for all of 2012.
I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not at the fact that Firerain hasn't been mentioned.
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