Fix Up! Look Sharp v11: "there's like 8 of us here" - General

[QUOTE=Mbbird;50172731]Well I have the kind of body black mannequin trash is made for though[/QUOTE] really stretching to justify this its not a good looking sweater. its quite repulsive [editline]21st April 2016[/editline] its also way too fuckin military to the point where u just look strange wearing it normally, not like a camo coat or something (which is also bad but this is different)

I'm obv not gonna go out of my way to buy black mannequin, but i'm a small human being with IMO a nice shape. That's black mannequin as far as I know. Thank you anyway. I'm going to get a size up, because I have to know if I want it or not and it's certainly too short in any case, but it's valuable knowing what people think even if I disagree (the point is to stand out. An olive cableknit with shoulderpads is too military?) because I'm not the one looking at me all day

[QUOTE=Rusty100;50172775]really stretching to justify this its not a good looking sweater. its quite repulsive [editline]21st April 2016[/editline] its also way too fuckin military to the point where u just look strange wearing it normally, not like a camo coat or something (which is also bad but this is different)[/QUOTE] Why is wearing a camo coat bad?

[QUOTE=Nevermind.;50172903]Why is wearing a camo coat bad?[/QUOTE] bad in my opinion i realise its fashionable right now, which im saying is not the case with that jumper

[QUOTE=Rusty100;50172911]bad in my opinion i realise its fashionable right now, which im saying is not the case with that jumper[/QUOTE] I see, was just curious. I've seen a few fits with camo pieces that I really like and a few that are really bad in my opinion. Also looking for some jean shorts any suggestions? Also how to wear them.

[QUOTE=Nevermind.;50172958]Also looking for some jean shorts any suggestions? Also how to wear them.[/QUOTE] Step 1: Don't wear them Jean shorts just don't look good, dude.

*snip im dumb*

[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;50173029]Step 1: Don't wear them Jean shorts just don't look good, dude.[/QUOTE] Completely incorrect.

[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;50174510]Completely incorrect.[/QUOTE] Yeah. They're called [I]jorts[/I] you senseless twat. [I]Jorts [/I]just don't look good and you should never wear them.

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[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;50173029]Step 1: Don't wear them Jean shorts just don't look good, dude.[/QUOTE] Really? I've seen a lot of people wearing them, and they don't seem offensive to me. What jean short alternatives would you suggest? I have three or four pairs of those basic shorts like this, they fit me different than this picture and have my kneecaps exposed and a little bit more of my upper leg.[img]http://www.gap.com/webcontent/0010/503/484/cn10503484.jpg[/img] I have one pair in camo print, one like that picture and a blue and a red pair. I was looking for some more variety.

I definitely wouldn't go for jean shorts. It's not that they're offensive, but they're very "dumpy middle aged dad" tier. Or John Cena, I guess...

Recently got a haircut, would you say it fits my face? I was happier that it was easier to manage (a [I]lot[/I] easier) but I couldn't help but think I could have done something with the longer hair too. [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/206956179/THEKNOT/Brah 02.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/206956179/THEKNOT/Brah 01.jpg[/IMG] (Posted because hairstyles seem to come into question frequently with fashion)

shave and retake pics?

[QUOTE=Mbbird;50175263]shave and retake pics?[/QUOTE] Will do, although the pics are dated by about a month so the sides have grown in more. I'll have those done in the morning.

Would shorts that reach below the knee (and aren't skin tight) be acceptable since I don't want to subject people to my fat thighs (yes, weight-loss has been a goal since 2010 so the situation has improved at least), but would still like something lighter than shin-length pants?

Nothing wrong with shorts below the knee, as long as they look nice. What kinda stuff did you have in mind.

Go for the faded stubble thing if you have the facial hair to pull it off. Bitches love stubble.

I'm unfortunately cursed with terrible facial hair.

I would go clean shaven if you don't have thick facial hair.

[QUOTE=Nevermind.;50175327]Go for the faded stubble thing if you have the facial hair to pull it off. Bitches love stubble.[/QUOTE] he clearly doesn't though lol 5 o'clock pedostache

[QUOTE=Nevermind.;50175380]I would go clean shaven if you don't have thick facial hair.[/QUOTE] Yeah that's generally what I do, just been a little lazy the past couple days. [editline]22nd April 2016[/editline] I'll have some fit pics up too since I've been meaning to get some critique a while now. Hopefully I'm not too much of a lost cause :v:.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;50175388]he clearly doesn't though lol 5 o'clock pedostache[/QUOTE] Well it's kind of hard to tell by a picture, for all I know he just shaved the rest and left that there.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;50175263]shave and retake pics?[/QUOTE] ?? [editline]21st April 2016[/editline] and btw yes the hair looks good

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;50175521]?? [editline]21st April 2016[/editline] and btw yes the hair looks good[/QUOTE] sometimes i shave my upper lip even when i'm not going anywhere just because i forget what i look like and feel uglier with a moustache. pretty common for young people. lipfuzz makes people look completely different. it's like shoeless fitpics.

woke up before my alarm at 10:55, decided to try my luck at grabbing a motion logo from the supreme drop and i got a white one in medium resell prices on grailed are $100-150 so i think i made a good choice

I don't have anything specific in mind, just making sure I'm not committing an atrocious sin or something by buying too long shorts :v:

[QUOTE=Major Helper;50175633]I don't have anything specific in mind, just making sure I'm not committing an atrocious sin or something by buying too long shorts :v:[/QUOTE] As long as they're not so low that they're touching your ankles lmao you should be fine.

[img]http://41.media.tumblr.com/3fa5ce55a12cab6097d3491376250bf6/tumblr_nvjw1eIWKa1rpn9x9o1_500.jpg[/img] this is what you should be aiming for

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