"Baby's first natural male enhancement pill," or "Stop making absurd baby products." - General

Funny you mention this, right now I am working for a manufacturer that produces baby products and the like. I felt obligated to show my boss this post, and I immediately got fired for this guy ridiculing the interesting and useful products that babies NEED to live. What is your problem?

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;29574469]Probably because babies are creepy. I have never, ever, in my entire life, said, "cute baby," and meant it.[/QUOTE] Fucking finally! Someone understands my annoyance with babies! ESPECIALLY ASIAN BABIES! I don't understand why, but I have the strangest urge to punt them into a speeding train :smith: [editline]2nd May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Chrille;29574623]Mothers becoming younger? I don't know if the situation is different in the US, but I thought the general trend in Western countries was that first time mothers, on average, are getting older.[/QUOTE] It was...now its not.

I lost it at "happy Asian toddler throwing his hands into the air with joy as he shits into a training potty".

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;29576078]I lost it at "happy Asian toddler throwing his hands into the air with joy as he shits into a training potty".[/QUOTE] I lost it at Baby's First Natural Male Enhancement pill :v:

Humorously written OP. I think I'll apply for a job at target now..

Marketers have applied the same technique used against adults that has worked oh so well: Sell People useless shit that's covered in pretty pictures. People will buy it if it looks good, sounds good, and is at a right price. It doesn't matter what it actually does, as long as it [I]seems[/i] like it could then there's all the reason in the world to buy it.

I do not like babies. Whenever I am around one I am afraid that I might do something to set it off [i]and not even know what caused it to cry[/i]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;29576631]I do not like babies. Whenever I am around one I am afraid that I might do something to set it off [i]and not even know what caused it to cry[/i][/QUOTE] Oh god, I have the same exact fear. I'm helpless when a fucking baby starts crying.

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;29576574]Marketers have applied the same technique used against adults that has worked oh so well: Sell People useless shit that's covered in pretty pictures. People will buy it if it looks good, sounds good, and is at a right price. It doesn't matter what it actually does, as long as it [I]seems[/i] like it could then there's all the reason in the world to buy it.[/QUOTE] Hundred dollar hdmi cables

The way children are raised nowadays would make almost any human who lived before the 20th century cry with anguish and ask "WHY?".

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29576851]The way children are raised nowadays would make almost any human who lived before the 20th century cry with anguish and ask "WHY?".[/QUOTE] I know I am :smith:

When I have children I'm getting them into Porcupine Tree :v:

condoms for babies, the newest hot thing for your baby!

Reminds me of the fact that in the produce section of Woolworths, we sell packaged slices of apples for about 7x as much as normal apples.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29576851]The way children are raised nowadays would make almost any human who lived before the 20th century cry with anguish and ask "WHY?".[/QUOTE] The old ways aren't necessarily the best ways

[QUOTE=Nikota;29576767]Hundred dollar hdmi cables[/QUOTE] All of Monster's new headphones (the Beats).

I'll raise my child like Frederick the Great of Prussia was raised. And on Prussian virtues. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_virtues[/url]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29577412]I'll raise my child like Frederick the Great of Prussia was raised.[/QUOTE] yeah you're gonna have to have sex first buddy so a child is completely out of the question

[QUOTE=thisispain;29577454]yeah you're gonna have to have sex first buddy so a child is completely out of the question[/QUOTE] Ever heard of adoption?

[QUOTE=garychencool;29574607]oh god, the future kids will be fucked up[/QUOTE] dem 21'ers.

Do they also sell Baby Condoms?

Babies are mean, they like to try and eat my hair.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29577485]Ever heard of adoption?[/QUOTE] yeah the biggest thing all the adoption centers are looking for is a fascist facepunch poster who plans to raise his child on prussian principles i'm sure you'll do great at the interview

[QUOTE=thisispain;29577542]yeah the biggest thing all the adoption centers are looking for is a fascist facepunch poster who plans to raise his child on prussian principles i'm sure you'll do great at the interview[/QUOTE] You have to consider that people are very different on the internet than in real life. I'm sure you're quite an intelligent and sensible fellow outside the internet.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29577587] I'm sure you're quite an intelligent and sensible fellow outside the internet.[/QUOTE] wrong

[QUOTE=thisispain;29577611]wrong[/QUOTE] Well shit there goes my theory.

Everything you write make me orgasm several times. Never quit writing, please.

:golfclap: Well said.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;29579527]Everything you write make me orgasm several times. Never quit writing, please.[/QUOTE] I am not quite sure as to whom you are referencing.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;29579651]I am not quite sure as to whom you are referencing.[/QUOTE] definitely not you