Haha, that was painful to read and hilarious at the same time. The bit about the turd not dissolving really got me.
Also scared the fuck out of me, I was browsing the first page, and because I was also listening to music, I couldn't hear my dad approaching. I almost scrolled over the drawing of the guy letting loose in the shower as he walked in. Jesus Christ, that would've been fucking hard to explain.
You know you have a cool mom when she walks in, sees the pictures, hears the very rushed explanation, and laughs.
Then tells me to go clean the cat litter >.<
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;18931756]You know you have a cool mom when she walks in, sees the pictures, hears the very rushed explanation, and laughs.
Then tells me to go clean the cat litter >.<[/QUOTE]
you better hope the cat had a pee bottle
The moral of the story is to carry a bottle to piss in? I think a better moral would be "stop being such a pansy and use a public toilet for crying out loud!"
Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in atleast two years...
If this happened to me, I would seriously consider suicide.
haha, WHAT THE FUCK.
I love these fucking type of threads
Best read ever.
His art fits his date. Shitty.
Yet another epic story in GD. :h:
egads
Shit hit the fan, and the fan was blowing around in the girl's apartment.
Ah, the images!
[QUOTE=w1z;18926818][img]http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/fuuu6.jpg[/img]
This man is an artist.
What is that maroonish colored thing though?
and why does he have such a fatass?[/QUOTE]
I would rather know why it looks like hes having an orgasm
haven't you ever almost felt like you were having an orgasm, just out of relief, while shitting or pissing after holding it in for an ungodly amount of time? I know I have :smug:
Absolute quality laugh.
good thread man ;)
What the fuck? :P
I'm surprised her roommates boyfriend didn't beat the shit out of him.
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