[QUOTE=angrykid8;18941747]I was crying at the end. XD[/QUOTE]
So was he, as demonstrated in one of his many detailed MS paintings.
I dont get it :/
Its easy to piee and shit at same time.
I came here looking for a shitstorm
I left with burnt eyes
Oh god that was hilarious
[QUOTE=united forever;18926858]Sounds like a [i]crappy[/i] day.[/QUOTE]
inb4 pu- GODAMNIT
This was also hilarious.
I bet he felt like crap... I know I would.
[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html]Man with sexual fetish for slurry jailed.[/url]
Anyone else think of this?
Bookmark'd
Great read, would read again.
we need to jail more furry lover
People who don't use public restrooms because they are paranoid are dumbasses
He should have stood up and pissed, and just got a wad of toilet paper and caught the turd as it was coming out
After he shat in the bath he should of eaten those terds.
Destroy the evidence. It's the only way.
Or he could of pissed in his mouth while shitting to give him a bit of time.
Or point the piss into the basin trying to avoid the toothbrushes.
Note to self and other Facepunch members, Never shit in a girls bathtub with an erection
That story is legendary. Every so often I just break into fits of laughter when I think about it.
You bend your erection down before you get to the bowl. It's pretty fucking simple.
Also, why he have a hard time deciding whether to pee on her floor/shower or poop on it? The obvious answer is you piss.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;18927065]Why the fuck didn't he just push his boner into the toilet. It's hard but it can be done.[/QUOTE]
Um, I can't do this. You must have a very small penis.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;18952444]Um, I can't do this. You must have a very small penis.[/QUOTE]
You push it down before you get on the toilet. When you sit and lean forward, it retracts, it makes it a lot easier to push down in.
[QUOTE=KorJax;18949752]People who don't use public restrooms because they are paranoid are dumbasses[/QUOTE]
no
usually the ground is covered in poo or the toilet wasnt flushed kay'
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;18953987]no
usually the ground is covered in poo or the toilet wasnt flushed kay'[/QUOTE]
I don't know about you but I don't live in Rwanda
[QUOTE=agun;18951208]After he shat in the bath he should of eaten those terds.
Destroy the evidence. It's the only way.
Or he could of pissed in his mouth while shitting to give him a bit of time.
Or point the piss into the basin trying to avoid the toothbrushes.[/QUOTE]
uhhhh..... pardon me, but what the fuck
