Wow, I take a piss and shit at the same time all the time, does this guy have downs?
[QUOTE=evilbla;18969165]Wow, I take a piss and shit at the same time all the time, does this guy have downs?[/QUOTE]
I don't know...
What a retard. Just use the f*cking public restrooms. That is why they are there!
HAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW!
Dumb idiot, why couldnt he pee in a public toilet?
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;18930274]Haha, that was painful to read and hilarious at the same time. The bit about the turd not dissolving really got me.
Also scared the fuck out of me, I was browsing the first page, and because I was also listening to music, I couldn't hear my dad approaching. I almost scrolled over the drawing of the guy letting loose in the shower as he walked in. Jesus Christ, that would've been fucking hard to explain.[/QUOTE]
"Son what are you looking at!?"
"D-d-dad, it's not what you think!"
"Son, I am disapoint." /memeshit
Why the fuck wouldn't you just sit as far back on the toilet as possible? Or squat slightly above the toilet. That OP is an idiot.
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[QUOTE=Teal Moose;18930274]Haha, that was painful to read and hilarious at the same time. The bit about the turd not dissolving really got me.
Also scared the fuck out of me, I was browsing the first page, and because I was also listening to music, I couldn't hear my dad approaching. I almost scrolled over the drawing of the guy letting loose in the shower as he walked in. Jesus Christ, that would've been fucking hard to explain.[/QUOTE]
Not really, it's a thread on the internet. Though I felt kind of the same way when my dad walked in and I was reading that, "Losing Sexual Desire After Wanking" thread.
haha that was funny poor guy
What the fuck lol. What's wrong with him.
I once knew a guy who was so roided up he couldn't wipe his own ass. he fucking stank.
[QUOTE=Arbitration;18983459]
I once knew a guy who was so roided up he couldn't wipe his own ass. he fucking stank.[/QUOTE]
You sure it wasn't a [b]Sticky[/b] situation? :smug:
[QUOTE=ZuXer;18992819]You sure it wasn't a [b]Sticky[/b] situation? :smug:[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure it was.
So i was searching for this on digg to to see if anyone posted it yet. Then i found this hilarious little gif:
[img]http://img2.me/79ign.gif[/img]
:roflolmao:
[url]http://digg.com/comedy/Worst_Date_Ever_GIF[/url] <- it's here if you want to digg it
:wtc:
don't think i've really lol'd in a while like this, ahaha.
Haha that's great, I'm too lazy to actually contribute anything new to the thread.
[QUOTE=pebkac;18993582]So i was searching for this on digg to to see if anyone posted it yet. Then i found this hilarious little gif:
[img]http://img2.me/79ign.gif[/img]
:roflolmao:
[url]http://digg.com/comedy/Worst_Date_Ever_GIF[/url] <- it's here if you want to digg it[/QUOTE]
Awsome lol
Also, to everyone who has read the thread and want more, check out his other threads on the bodybuilding forum, he's a lot more pathetic than just this. He made a thread where he made videos of his attempts to ask girls out, and after all this he still wants to talk to the girl; after she chased him out of her place with a knife (I don't blame her), and made many more 'good quality' threads.
I should probably add this into the OP as a proper update but if anyone wanted to see his pathetic attempts as being funny and trying to ask girls out, here's his youtube: [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/Malodrax[/url]
Edit: Anyone who wants me to just update the OP tell me and I'll do it, or just rate this post agree if you're lazy.
[QUOTE=pebkac;18993582]So i was searching for this on digg to to see if anyone posted it yet. Then i found this hilarious little gif:
[img]http://img2.me/79ign.gif[/img]
:roflolmao:
[url]http://digg.com/comedy/Worst_Date_Ever_GIF[/url] <- it's here if you want to digg it[/QUOTE]
Awesome lol
[QUOTE=pebkac;18993582]So i was searching for this on digg to to see if anyone posted it yet. Then i found this hilarious little gif:
[img]http://img2.me/79ign.gif[/img]
:roflolmao:
[url]http://digg.com/comedy/Worst_Date_Ever_GIF[/url] <- it's here if you want to digg it[/QUOTE]
I lol'd so much. I never even read the whole thing, thanks for making it!
Hahaha oh wow I laughed so hard at this.
Oh my god, I laughed so bad at this, hahahahah!
fake or not it was hilarious
LOL.
Best read I've had all year.
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