OSHA Fatal Facts and Fatalities - General

[QUOTE=kaze4159;34339254][img]http://www.osha.gov/gif/FatalFacts/fact67graphic1.jpg[/img] "Worker overcome by sudden urge to dance"[/QUOTE] A man can't help it if he wants to kick it

"Worker was struck and killed by a golf cart." What a lame way to go. Oh god. "Employee is bitten on penis by black-widow spider." [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201085610[/url] Even reading this one hurts. [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131[/url]

[QUOTE=jeimizu;34351365]"Worker was struck and killed by a golf cart." What a lame way to go. Oh god. "Employee is bitten on penis by black-widow spider." [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201085610[/url] Even reading this one hurts. [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131[/url][/QUOTE] oh my fucking god, i cringed so fucking hard

[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;34352059]oh my fucking god, i cringed so fucking hard[/QUOTE] How does that even happen? I mean, I just read it, and I just... ow.

One day my teacher asked my friend in front of the class what OSHA did for his job. My friend responded that because of OSHA, he is not qualified to crawl into trash compactors at work, but his supervisors are.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;34351365]"Worker was struck and killed by a golf cart." What a lame way to go. Oh god. "Employee is bitten on penis by black-widow spider." [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201085610[/url] Even reading this one hurts. [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131[/url][/QUOTE] what the fuck

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24870237][img]http://gyazo.com/c9cf6deeb90955a868c2ec57f9766a63.png[/img] SO. MUCH. CORN DEATHS. Seriously, that's a lot of death by corn.[/QUOTE] All of them in Minnesota. Dear sweet christ. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=jeimizu;34351365]-snip-[/QUOTE] I like how when I checked the results page, you looked up penis explicitly.

[QUOTE=s0beit;34333583][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abb7ryCSynA&feature=related[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbNzBmoPiVM&feature=related[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LRtjqHi-Uc&feature=related[/media] There's a 70s british farm safety PSA where a kid drowns in poo and other kids die in numerous stupid ways[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/gyropedia/images/c/c2/Jesuschrist.jpg[/IMG] It's like Saw but with kids... I actually find these pretty disturbing haha

[QUOTE=jeimizu;34351365]Even reading this one hurts. [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131[/url][/QUOTE] [quote][sp] Employee #1 started direct pressure on the injured site and then travelled away from the laboratory to another room where the refrigerator resides. Employee #1 located an ice pad and plastic bag while in this room and then returned back to the laboratory. Once in the laboratory Employee #1 picked up his two testicles off the ground where the commercial mixer is located and then placed them inside the plastic bag with the ice pad. Employee #1 then made a telephone call to his daughter who was living nearby requesting her to take him to the hospital. Between the time Employee #1 finished the call and time that she arrived, Employee #1 cleaned up the blood off the mixer and the area surrounding the mixer.[/sp][/quote] What a trooper.

[quote] Worker shooting squirrels was killed when hit by a falling limb. [/quote] How do you get killed by a falling squirrel limb?!

I don't know any factory workplaces where people carry live firearms so I'm assuming he was shooting squirrels who were on a telephone line with a nailgun on his break or whatever and a leg hit him and he accidently fell on/in something

[QUOTE=jeimizu;34351365]Even reading this one hurts. [url]http://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131[/url][/QUOTE] I read this in a story book narrator voice for some reason... [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=a dumb bear;34360874]How do you get killed by a falling squirrel limb?![/QUOTE] Pretty sure it meant he was shooting at a squirrel in a tree and a big fucking branch fell and crushed him to death. Why he was doing this on the job is a mystery.