OP sounds like that pathetic class clown kid that we all had in school.
The guy that blew it up in the first place, was this guy:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/987702-I-blew-up-some-rubber-gloves-and-now-my-parents-think-I-m-on-meth[/url]
How original.
Stupid kid.
Ahh I remember my rebel years... As a middle schooler.
[QUOTE=Murkat;26588732]So you picked up a condom that had piss in it.
Classy.[/QUOTE]
It wasnt piss...
This thread pretty much sums up facepunch
Well someone bought a pack at condoms a few months ago, and a few friends of mine put them on their head. Immature hilariousity ensured.
Touch your robot groin, you robot.
Nah just kiddin', OP There will be another thread called, I can't life without sex for one second.
On topic, you shouldn't do that.
That was everyday situation at my cock sucking gymnasium.
School school
Now imagine this. That condom was probably sliding in and out of your moms vagina about an hour ago before you picked it up.
Smell your fingers.
[editline]10th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Minion Jake;26591773]Gonna go try that..
[editline]9th December 2010[/editline]
Shit.
Well you won't ever use a condom so that's alright.
I forgot I don't have any.
:([/QUOTE]
Well you wouldn't use them anyway so that's alright.
[QUOTE=meepugh;26588176]One time I found a shoe in a urinal.[/QUOTE]
I found a lunchbox in a urinal and the mirror was peed on.
Ah yeah I remember back in middle school too.
OH LOL A CONDOM
HAHA
SO EDGY AND RANDUMB~~~ :xd: :xd:
Get out
[QUOTE=one free man;26591861]You will probably get a terrible nickname from this[/QUOTE]
i already have. Stew-gart.
i really dont know why, i am also known as bargin buckets, stewie, commie, and silly bass drinker
Oh top lad.
Te he condoms, they're funny because they are related to willies te he
No.
You're going to get all the ladies now.
No but seriously they will never forget this.
Have fun.
[QUOTE=marcus;26587834]Wow, that's pretty mature.[/QUOTE]
It just occured to me that what you said was a perfect match for your avatar...
[img]http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9085/lockeu.jpg[/img]
[B]I'm going to stop you from doing something good Jack, because my smoke-hating mother never loved me.[/B]
[img]http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4064/jackd.jpg[/img]
[I]Wow, that's pretty mature Locke...[/I]
[img]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1420/lockehappy.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFazYSJIMN0[/url]
Haha, just watched this yesterday.
reminds me of that time i found an apple coated in some brownish-orange stuff jammed in the toilet
This kid on my bus bought condoms from another kid in 8th grade, and he just blew them up and kept them on our bus. After, he would sometimes put them down the storm drain
I filled one up with snow and chucked it at my friend... was funny until I realised there was a biology teacher standing behind me the entire time.
You're a stud. ;o
ITT "super mature" teens
Reminds me of the last day of 8th Grade, the Dean slipped on a pile of broken condoms some kids used for a water balloon fight.
My friend picked up a deer leg that was 4 weeks into decomposition, The noise he made was like Dave Chappelle's Tyrone Biggums saying "oooh"
He then proceeded to pick it up and smash it off of a sign post and squeeze the morbid blood out of it. And then chase us with it.
Was funny at the time but on the way home he rode in the back of my truck.
Stop trying so hard
Thats nice :downsbravo:
[QUOTE=mak13two;26587848]I bet you're the most popular guy at school now, huh OP?[/QUOTE]
I just imagined-
[img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=181440&dateline=1291923757[/img]
[quote=Dean]I bet you're the most popular guy at school now, huh OP?[/quote]
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