What can I do at work?

[Sphinxa279]

No stupid replies like "herp derp work"

The boss is out on business and I have a whole day to just sit here and answer the phone when it rings, give me stuff to do on my computer, stuff which is preferably safe for work incase he walks in/comes back early.

[Arsonist]

Indoor paintball match

[Jallen]

Lockerz.

[TurbisV2]

irc

[Nick895]

Games. Can't believe that hasn't been said yet.

[GeneralFredrik]

Play some free games online.

[editline]01:15PM[/editline]

Ffffffu-

[Denmen707]

[QUOTE=Arsonist;23227809]Indoor paintball match[/QUOTE]
really good idea, might be a lot to clean up

[-n3o-]

play solitaire

[Sphinxa279]

Ah Lockerz annoys me cause the redeem place is never open, I've been playing flash games all day so far along with browsing Facepunch, more suggestions please.

[Jallen]

[QUOTE=-n3o-;23227843]play the most boring game in the world[/QUOTE]

I interpreted your post as this.

[Cheryl Cole]

get paid

[Jallen]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23227857]Ah Lockerz annoys me cause the redeem place is never open, I've been playing flash games all day so far along with browsing Facepunch, more suggestions please.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://jallenbah.co.uk/mousetracker.php[/url]

Hate to advertise... But check out my mouse tracker :D
Remember to click finish else it won't save the image, and be careful not to overwrite any images you already made.

It makes the mundane have an interesting side effect.

[SeriousPoster]

get a cockring

[Sphinxa279]

I am getting paid, for sitting here on FP, Jallen that looks really smart, I just popped it on my USB and will take home and play some games and see what I get :smile:

[harris5]

Get work done. Earn your wage.

[turb_]

Browse reddit.

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=harris5;23227956]Get work done. Earn your wage.[/QUOTE]

Done all my work, all today involved was getting the Royal Bank of Scotland to approve our shopping website our company is setting up, what on earth is reddit?

[melindagreen]

Garrys mod using the CSS office map

[harris5]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23228012]Done all my work, all today involved was getting the Royal Bank of Scotland to approve our shopping website our company is setting up, what on earth is reddit?[/QUOTE]

Get off Facepunch and get ahead on other work then. You are getting paid right now, earn it.

[melindagreen]

throw an office party, hire a stripper, etc..

[Leg of Doom]

Take part in an elaborate scheme with your colleagues to sue your boss for sexual harassment and make millions from the lawsuit only to find out you and the others have been betrayed by someone involved in the plot.

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=harris5;23228044]Get off Facepunch and get ahead on other work then. You are getting paid right now, earn it.[/QUOTE]

I've done a fuckton of work for this company in the past year I've worked here, working weekends without getting paid, coming in early at time like 6am and sometimes earlier just to monitor another companies server or computers, I think I deserve a nice relaxed day.

[turb_]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23228012]what on earth is reddit?[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the Internet, you must be new here. May I take your coat?

[Sphinxa279]

No I browse the internet regurlarly, but I've never encountered Reddit, from what I just saw in the brief time I was looking at it, it's a website where people post their own links to stuff they've seen or made?

[Yeojsav]

Pirate Toy Story. >:3 No not really.

[Sphinxa279]

Fuck that, going to see it on the 23rd!

[Biggins]

Go to the bathroom and wank your willie for the rest of the day. Listen for him coming back.

[Dr. Freeman]

[QUOTE=YoMother;23228048][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php[/url]

You can suck my dick later[/QUOTE]

I recommend this, greatly.

[Sphinxa279]

Wank my willie, original, be right back...

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Back...

[Hanibal]

transformice and minecraft