Ever got caught while in public? - Post your stories here!
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[QUOTE=alx12345;35630243]I smoke a joint anywhere, nobody ever bothered me.[/QUOTE]
They will, just keep doing it, unless you're in a medical state, in which case, big deal.
you'd be surprised.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;35642374]you'd be surprised.[/QUOTE]
Eh I wouldn't be surprised, there are too many brainwashed nuts who think that if I'm nonchalantly smoking a joint in front of someone who hates weed, I'm a danger to myself and others.
I mean in other places, where it's technically illegal but almost universally tolerated.
It only takes one asshole with nothing to do to make a big deal out of it and get you arrested.
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fml
What are you, 12? Who throws eggs anymore, let alone shitting in bags and running away. wow.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;35657552]What are you, 12? Who throws eggs anymore, let alone shitting in bags and running away. wow.[/QUOTE]
sounds familiar
I was smoking with a friend, and we hear a dirt bike coming by, and we are in the woods right? And he's fucking packing it, and he decides to start running with my bowl, losing everything he just packed. And then he stops, notices its gone and starts bitching, we hear the dirt bike again and it's coming nearer and nearer. So we run like fuck to a commonly used smoking spot.
This spot was a old crane left in the middle of the woods, and of course it's next to a trailer park, and concealed, so we sit down and smoke there. But I'm pissed, because he keeps telling me how much we lost, and I explain it's his fault. Then, once were done we notice it's just some little kid who was riding the dirt-bike.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;35644647]I mean in other places, where it's technically illegal but almost universally tolerated.[/QUOTE]
Sacramento, CA and the Sierra foothills. My coworkers and I usually smoke a blunt after a busy friday and saturday night right on the patio of our restaurant.
First year at uni, was smoking a joint outside my block of flats in the early hours, when the god damn subwarden decides to show up. Stinking of weed and high as hell, she attempted to take my details so she could report me, but being so high, I just stood still looking dumb. After a while she just said 'forget it' and stormed off.
so a few months ago, me and my crew were sitting on the bus stop, blowin a rillo loaded with a dime and a half of purple trainwreck. it's my second rotation, and just before i hit it, the boys pullout from the 7/11 across the street, and hit their sirens
being absolutely wrecked at the time, i did what any sane person would: ash the 1/4~ blunt left and eat it, right in front of the cops
turns out he was pretty chill, and he just laughed at me and pulled back off
that thing burnt like a whore on the way down :(
Almost man...almost....
Me and my two bros got a dime and I had an extra gram of blue dream, decided to sesh on a sunday night. We go to a parking structure that's usually deserted and as we're pulling in, my friend J sees his best friend and we pull into the parking structure but I turn around so we can meet up with them and buy a blunt wrap (he's 18). As we get out of the car, a cop pulls in and into the parking structure and parks. If we hadn't seen the friend, we would have been busted.
Close call #1
Friend goes and buys the blunt and we decide we gotta go somewhere else to chief. There's a local mountain/hill place less than a mile away so we go up there. As we're driving up at the very top we find out we need to pay to park. We go in and park and the same cop who we saw at the parking structure pulled in and parked near us. He was giving tickets to people who didn't pay to park, and he thanked me for paying. He said we had until 7:30 (it was 6:45) and we went on our way. In my somewhat shocked-state (it's the same cop, i was paranoid), I leave the keys in the ignition with the car off and unlocked.
Close call #2
We walk around the area and find a little cut off the path. We sat down in there, rolled the blunt and hit that + a bong. As we're leaving, I reach for my keys and don't find them. I scrambled into my bag and couldn't find them. I come to the realization I must have left them in the car, unlocked. I sprinted up the path and to the car. All of the lights were on, the keys still in the ignition, car unlocked, and the only one in the lot. We were lucky. And really blazed, and we reeked. It was around 7:15.
Close call #3
We catch our breath and get into the car. As we're pulling out and swerving down the mini-mountain, we get to the near bottom and the road is gated off. It was 7:20, 10 minutes early, and we were locked out. I honked for a few seconds to see if anyone would come open but after a minute nobody showed. I got out and considered calling the park management or whatever, and then the same cop car rolls up. I frantically get in, window shut. The cop gets out and starts walking to us, and right as he's about to stop at my window (and totally bust us), he walks past, unlocks the gate, and we get out. We all waved at him awkwardly and I sped off.
Close call #4
And then after we went to get some food, loitered elsewhere and went home. I'm still spooked about that cop who seemed to be following us, and we got so lucky every time something could have gone horribly wrong.
Jeez
[QUOTE=fskman;35751068]so a few months ago, me and my crew were sitting on the bus stop, blowin a rillo loaded with a dime and a half of purple trainwreck. it's my second rotation, and just before i hit it, the boys pullout from the 7/11 across the street, and hit their sirens
being absolutely wrecked at the time, i did what any sane person would: ash the 1/4~ blunt left and eat it, right in front of the cops
turns out he was pretty chill, and he just laughed at me and pulled back off
that thing burnt like a whore on the way down :([/QUOTE]
Where do you live???
[QUOTE=steven688;35770126]Where do you live???[/QUOTE]
baltimore, why?
Cause where steve lives a friend got arrested for having a seed :v:
[QUOTE=leet;35765258]-big story-[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the time I got pulled over with 5 grams in my pocket, then went to sheetz to find the same cop and me with the same 5 grams just strollin on by..
So I'm chilling in Boston in the common park smoking my way through some lemon haze through a brand new bowl, A park ranger walks up and says 'What are you doing' I reply with 'Smoking' she radios some cop to come over, and I just continue to smoke dispite her yelling.
Cop shows up, Asks what I'm doing, I reply with 'Smoking' I get handcuffed, and searched takes my info and dime bag (which was already pretty picked through) and he says this isn't even worth the ticket...
Undoes the handcuffs and tells me to have a nice day...
I fucking love decriminalization..
heh didnt know it was decriminalized there, i shoulda went to harvard.
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