Foul Bachelor Food - Home alone? No money for pizza? LOOK NO FURTHER!
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[QUOTE=fpmankills;28271958]Toast white bread until perfection.
Put a slice of American Cheese (or sprinkle shredded cheddar/mozzarella)
Microwave until melted.
Sprinkle Salt (optional)
Cheese toast bitch.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plCNjB_IIo0[/media][/QUOTE]
What is wrong with you?!
That is disgusting.
Here, this one is better:
1: Take 2 pieces of white bread.
2: Put a slice of Gouda cheese on it.
3: Put the 2 pieces together, so the cheese is on the inside.
4: Get a good cooking pan.
5: Put it in the pan and just toast it.
Really good.
[QUOTE=joost1120;28279635]What is wrong with you?!
That is disgusting.
[/QUOTE]
Funny thing is that I eat that for breakfast everyday.
Step 1: Make a bowl of rice. Make sure to add butter, makes it taste better.
Step 2: Once rice finishes, get out out Tuna, Cheese and any other condiments you want to try.
Step 3: Drain Tuna, put in rice.
Step 4: Grate cheese and put it into the rice. You'll want to use cheeses that have a strong flavour like good ol' cheddar. Marble is also decent.
Step 5: Add any other condiments you wish to add, I throw in some Parmesan Cheese and Steak pepper to mine.
Step 6: Devour.
You can also use globs of cheese and form cheesy rice balls.
OP's image looks pretty gross.
Also
1. Get a hamburger bun if you don't have one, improvise, use 2 pieces of bread and press/glue smallest end of corner.
2.Place your items of choice in there.I like salad, yogurt mayo, onion, tomato and pickle.
3.KEBAB !
4.Eat it, love it, feel it.
Mince onions and meat.
Punch them together.
Shape this dough into little balls and fry them onto a pan.
Makeshift Swedish motherfucking meatballs.
Take a tortilla and fold it in half.
Put cheese inside the tortilla
Put in microwave while folded for 30 seconds
Instant quesadilla!
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28282231]Mince onions and meat.
Punch them together.
Shape this dough into little balls and fry them onto a pan.
Makeshift Swedish motherfucking meatballs.[/QUOTE]
no no no no!
you gotta have the eggs and the bread crumbs and milk mixture as well! or the thing will just fall apart!
Peanut butter and chocolate sauce sandwich. You can also use nutella as a replacement for chocolate sauce. Shit is cash.
This thread is frightening. I live by myself so I got interested in your recipes, but then after seeing your posts I got scared. Except for a few examples, most of these dishes are calory bombs. Everywhere there is frying, white bread, peanut butter, then more frying...
Here, have an example of healthy Swedish breakfast:
Porridge with milk and applesauce
Knäckemacka (or hard-bread sandwich) with some healthy pålägg like cottage cheese
[img]http://static.tasteline.com/picprod/ImageGallery/Thumbnails/55/77155/32790_7136.jpg[/img]
Orange juice
Sometimes you eat non-sweet cereals with milk or yoghurt instead.
For lunch you can eat cheap spaghetti bolognese (you'll need ground meat, an onion, tomato sauce and soured cream) or some kind of a pie (for pie you only need flour, water or milk, salt and some butter plus whatever you find in your fridge - broccoli, ham, cheese, leek...)
Great food, fast, low cholesterol.
[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;28282379]no no no no!
you gotta have the eggs and the bread crumbs and milk mixture as well! or the thing will just fall apart![/QUOTE]
How the hell did I forgot about it, the example below was surprisingly clear about this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic[/media]
1. Place 1-2 slices of cheese in between 2 slices of bread
2. Butter the outside of the bread
3. Pan on stove, medium heat.
4. Place bread in pan, no oil. (or a bit more butter in the pan instead of oil)
5. Toast both sides, check to see there's no burning.
Grilled Cheese sandwich, brilliant.
[QUOTE=mustikkaftw;28283230]This thread is frightening. I live by myself so I got interested in your recipes, but then after seeing your posts I got scared. Except for a few examples, most of these dishes are calory bombs. Everywhere there is frying, white bread, peanut butter, then more frying...
Here, have an example of healthy Swedish breakfast:
Porridge with milk and applesauce
Knäckemacka (or hard-bread sandwich) with some healthy pålägg like cottage cheese
[img_thumb]http://static.tasteline.com/picprod/ImageGallery/Thumbnails/55/77155/32790_7136.jpg[/img_thumb]
Orange juice
Sometimes you eat non-sweet cereals with milk or yoghurt instead.
For lunch you can eat cheap spaghetti bolognese (you'll need ground meat, an onion, tomato sauce and soured cream) or some kind of a pie (for pie you only need flour, water or milk, salt and some butter plus whatever you find in your fridge - broccoli, ham, cheese, leek...)
Great food, fast, low cholesterol.[/QUOTE]
I'll survive on my high-calorie meals for now. All of the low-calorie meals I can find are "Stuff your plate full of veggies, veggies and more veggies" when I am unable to process vegetables.
There is a mid-stage which is ideal, low calorie meals don't keep me going all day (most days I either do quite intensive sports or spend 10+ hours doing a fuck load of work) and high calorie meals just aren't healthy. Both extremes are as bad as each other.
It's not really hot food but:
1. Get some digestives(Or any kind of plain biscuit) and put them in a tall bowl.
2. Add milk and mush them down. (Quite a lot of milk)
3. Cut up some apple into cubes or something.
(Optional) Add some honey or jam or sugar.
4. Enjoy.
:buddy: Tastes so good.
Seeing the pizza thread has reminded, pizza toast:
Get a pitta bread, slice of bread or something similar.
Toast one side using the grill, on untoasted side put some tomato sauce (pasta sauce or something), cheese and then any topping like ham, precooked sausage etc.
Put under grill till cheese melts.
Enjoy. Like a mini 5 minute pizza!
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28283319]How the hell did I forgot about it, the example below was surprisingly clear about this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic[/media][/QUOTE]
better than epic meal tim
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=-Vista;28288285]It's not really hot food but:
1. Get some digestives(Or any kind of plain biscuit) and put them in a tall bowl.
2. Add milk and mush them down. (Quite a lot of milk)
3. Cut up some apple into cubes or something.
(Optional) Add some honey or jam or sugar.
4. Enjoy.
:buddy: Tastes so good.[/QUOTE]
that's disgusting, most of this thread is disgusting
[QUOTE=Shadaez;28288395]that's disgusting, most of this thread is disgusting[/QUOTE]
it's the [b]foul[/b] bachelor food thread did you expect better
[QUOTE=Shadaez;28288395]
that's disgusting, most of this thread is disgusting[/QUOTE]
When you live on your own and buy your own food stuff that seemed disgusting suddenly looks like dinner.
Although saying that Vista's suggestion is taking it bit far for me (can't stand milk personally).
[QUOTE=Random112358;28288606]When you live on your own and buy your own food stuff that seemed disgusting suddenly looks like dinner.
Although saying that Vista's suggestion is taking it bit far for me (can't stand milk personally).[/QUOTE]
Only if you are desperate, broke and lazy
Seriously living on my own was great because it meant I could break free from my dad's constant deep fryer and grill usage and make my own stuff
Though it does suck when you come home late and just don't want to make anything - in which case leftovers and my chicken rice recipie work wonders.
1. 2 Slices of bread in toaster.
2. Pan on heat, medium.
3. Crack 2 eggs in a bowl, dash of milk, pepper, a pinch of shredded/grated cheese (i prefer Parmesan), whisk/mix well.
4. Bit of butter in the pan, wait till melted/lightly bubbling. lightly butter toast as well.
5. pour eggs into pan, stirring every few seconds, remove when cooked to your doneness.
6. Serve on toasted bread, or make sandwich
I've got a good one. Childhood favorite.
Step 1: Toast eggos
Step 2: Take eggos out of toaster
Step 3: put big slab of vanilla ice cream on one eggo
Step 4: put other eggo on top
TA-DA
ICE CREAM SANDWICH
c:
1. Crush choc chip cookies
2. Jam crushed cookies into mouth
3. Pour milk into mouth, don't worry about spillage.
4. Chew and digest.
"Ghetto Pizza"
Grab a tortilla, some cheese (preferably shredded, but square slices will do), and some pepperoni slices.
-Put the cheese on the tortilla
-Organize pepperonies over the top to your liking
-Put in the microwave for 1 minute
-Roll up like a burrito, if you wish (but watch out, shit is hot)
-Eat
Also,
Grab a bagel, a slice of american cheese, and two slices of bacon
-Toast the bagel and cook the bacon at the same time
-Fold the bacon strips in half and place them and the cheese in the bagel
-Microwave the whole contraption until cheese melts
-Eat
Grab some motherfucking doritos
Grab some motherfucking cheese
Add doritos to bowl, add cheese on top. microwave that shit. Alternatively, oven that shit.
This thread is worthy of its title. So far pretty much everything in here is foul.
If you want a good protein and energy filled breakfast I suggest an egg sandwich.
Fry 2 slices of bacon in a pan.
Remove bacon when crispy.
Crack an egg into the pan
Flip that shit
Remove egg from pan
throw two slices of buttered sliced whole wheat bread into the pan
remove when toasted
Put fried egg and bacon in between the two bread slices, add a slice of cheese.
Enjoy.
Best thing of all time:
Sauté onions in red wine. Add tuna and tomato and sprinkle in some garlic salt. Put on toasted bread (with or without Provolone cheese melted on) and sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on that. Prepare to have your tastebuds cum.
[QUOTE=Random112358;28288606]When you live on your own and buy your own food stuff that seemed disgusting suddenly looks like dinner.
Although saying that Vista's suggestion is taking it bit far for me (can't stand milk personally).[/QUOTE]
But there's much better stuff to be made if you're poor, even quick stuff.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;28294066]But there's much better stuff to be made if you're poor, even quick stuff.[/QUOTE]
But when you have a few things left and can't be bothered to go shopping (closest shop to me is a 15 minute walk and it closes at 4) anything goes.
I do tend to eat better than most students though. I did have to each my 21 year old housemate what a pepper was and how to cut now. Also a few weeks ago I had to explain to another housemate what a freezer was, a fucking freezer!!!
[QUOTE=Random112358;28295932]But when you have a few things left and can't be bothered to go shopping (closest shop to me is a 15 minute walk and it closes at 4) anything goes.
I do tend to eat better than most students though. I did have to each my 21 year old housemate what a pepper was and how to cut now. Also a few weeks ago I had to explain to another housemate what a freezer was, a fucking freezer!!![/QUOTE]
Do you live in russia? :raise:
This is what I do when there's nothing to eat.
All you need is soft taco shells(anything of that sort will do), and cheese.
Warm up skillet on stove, throw taco shell on.
Throw cheese on taco shell.
Roll taco shell from circle to half circle.
Cook till brown on both sides, or until cheese inside melts.
Congratulations, Quesadillas!
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