• Foul Bachelor Food - Home alone? No money for pizza? LOOK NO FURTHER!
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Omlette: Ingredients: Two Large Eggs Salt and Pepper Two Teaspoons water. Butter. Sauce of your choice Ham/Cheese. Get a jug. Put the water, cheese, ham, eggs, and salt and pepper in it. Beat lightly with a fork. DON'T WHISK. Beat until there are no clear spots. Get a teaspoon, get a really big chunk of butter out of the tub, put it in a sauce/frying pan. cook on a low heat until melted and frothy but not browning. Once the butter has melted, Immediately pour the mixture in. Keep on a low heat. Once the edges have started to cook, lift them with a spatula and tilt the pan to let uncooked egg flow beneath. Cook until it is white all over with few yellow spots. Put on a plate INSTANTLY. add sauce of choice and eat there and then or it will become cold and disgusting.
What I make for a quick and easy meal is generally dumpling noodles or egg noodles and I coat them with butter and parmesan cheese and sweet basil. The sweet basil adds a unique flavour that almost makes it taste like pesto sauce. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=joost1120;28279635]What is wrong with you?! That is disgusting. [/QUOTE] How is cheese and bread disgusting?
1sub roll 12 inch 1.Cut off top layer of crust on both outer sides 2.Make sub roll inside out. 3.Put butter (liquid) on outside parts of roll 4.slather one inner side in mayo 5.Put ham (or preferred meat) on to mayo side. 6.Put preferred cheese on other side. [b]Keep apart[/b] 7.Put on aluminum foil. 8.Put in oven and monitor often until cheese begins to melt/ roll begins to toast 9.Pull out. :v: 10.Put sub together. 11.Dip in melted garlic Parmesan and go to heaven. 12.Kill mother for being such an unworthy cook. 13.Set fire to the house and move to mexico. 14.Think about what you've done. 15.Cry.
i made flavoured noodles with oxo cubes and spices earlier, worked well, crush the oxo cube and other spices etc in a mortar and pestle or any way you prefer. add crushed noodles into a large mug, add powder on top of noodles and poor in boiling water, stab with fork to break up and noodle and mix the flavours.
Ingredients: Bread, Smoked Salmon, Creme Fraiche 1. Get some bread 2. Put a thick cover of that creme fraiche all on that sandwich 3. Put smoked salmon on it(1 or 2 layers) 4. Grill that motherfucker
Creme Fraiche or Cream Cheese + smoked salmon, holu fuck ultimate combo
[I]What you need, nigga[/I] 2 slices of bread 2 eggs Butter, average amount (just to butter your pan) Salt (optional but helps alot) Ground pepper (same as salt) 1 pan 1. Take two slices of bread and cut a hole about the size of a golf ball into the center of each slice. 2. Butter your pan on medium heat (Around 4 or 6 will suffice, like when you cook eggs) 3. Put the two slices of bread in the pan. 4. You may need to butter your pan a little more if your bread absorbed most of it 5. Crack one egg so the yolk falls into the little hole you made in your bread (do this for both slices obviously) (no butter = oh fuck it's stuck) You can also pop the egg at this step if you don't want it sunnyside up 6. Cook the slices of bread on each of it's sides 7. Hard to explain when you're done, but the end result should be toast with a egg cooked sunnyside up (or just a fried egg) in the middle of it. 8. Sprinkle a dash of salt and ground pepper. I may have fucked this up, I can't do cooking terms very well, and quite frankly this is the only cheap and creative thing I know how to do. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I wonder what else would work inside the bread hole... [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY PUT PANCAKE BATTER INSIDE THE HOLE :gonk: [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;28290376]I've got a good one. Childhood favorite. Step 1: Toast eggos Step 2: Take eggos out of toaster Step 3: put big slab of vanilla ice cream on one eggo Step 4: put other eggo on top TA-DA ICE CREAM SANDWICH c:[/QUOTE] holy shit i love you
If you can't do "Microwaved hot dog in tortilla" without instruction you deserve to starve
[QUOTE=BoosLee;28283699]1. Place 1-2 slices of cheese in between 2 slices of bread 2. Butter the outside of the bread 3. Pan on stove, medium heat. 4. Place bread in pan, no oil. (or a bit more butter in the pan instead of oil) 5. Toast both sides, check to see there's no burning. Grilled Cheese sandwich, brilliant.[/QUOTE] That is pretty much how I do it, except you used more details. Although I only use Dutch cheese, not that filthy American stuff you call cheese.
1. Acquire tin of beans 2. Acquire tin opener 3. Open tin 4. Grab fork 5. Eat cold beans from tin Is my personal favourite.
Beef Ramen Noodles 1. Get bowl and ramen noodles. 2. Crush bag of noodles. 3. Open ramen noodles. 4. Throw bowl at small infant or sibling. 5. Get spice packet out. 6. Pour space packet in bag. 7. Shake. 8. Eat.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;28316747][I]What you need, nigga[/I] 2 slices of bread 2 eggs Butter, average amount (just to butter your pan) Salt (optional but helps alot) Ground pepper (same as salt) 1 pan 1. Take two slices of bread and cut a hole about the size of a golf ball into the center of each slice. 2. Butter your pan on medium heat (Around 4 or 6 will suffice, like when you cook eggs) 3. Put the two slices of bread in the pan. 4. You may need to butter your pan a little more if your bread absorbed most of it 5. Crack one egg so the yolk falls into the little hole you made in your bread (do this for both slices obviously) (no butter = oh fuck it's stuck) You can also pop the egg at this step if you don't want it sunnyside up 6. Cook the slices of bread on each of it's sides 7. Hard to explain when you're done, but the end result should be toast with a egg cooked sunnyside up (or just a fried egg) in the middle of it. 8. Sprinkle a dash of salt and ground pepper. I may have fucked this up, I can't do cooking terms very well, and quite frankly this is the only cheap and creative thing I know how to do. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I wonder what else would work inside the bread hole... [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY PUT PANCAKE BATTER INSIDE THE HOLE :gonk: [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] holy shit i love you[/QUOTE] Actually you really want to cook Egg Nests (what these are called) on high heat first then lower it, or leave it at high. Otherwise the egg will leak out from under the bread before it cooks and adheres to it. I find high heat is best for cooking egg nests since it cooks the whites quick enough and browns the bread beautifully by the time the yolk is half cooked, which is how I prefer them.
If you like ramen, put rooster sauce, sesame oil, and shrimp (or your favorite seafood, other meats like chicken also work) into it. Fucking amazing. Another thing to do, is take a ramen packet, boil the noodles like normal, then drain them. Put in teriyaki sauce (I use this "Soy Vay Very Very Teriyaki" stuff, it's pretty good), rooster sauce, sesame oil, vegetables, and meat.
Microwaving beans is certainly foul, if you can make the effort to heat them in a pot on the cooker.
whaat? i microwave my beans all the time and they taste no different at all?
[QUOTE=BoosLee;28283699]1. Place 1-2 slices of cheese in between 2 slices of bread 2. Butter the outside of the bread 3. Pan on stove, medium heat. 4. Place bread in pan, no oil. (or a bit more butter in the pan instead of oil) 5. Toast both sides, check to see there's no burning. Grilled Cheese sandwich, brilliant.[/QUOTE] You forgot the tomato soup, man.
Beans should be fine in a microwave, a microwave heats up by making water particles vibrate. Stuff liked baked beans are fine as the liquid around it heats up heating the beans up. Solid food is always a bit more dodgy from a microwave.
[b]Next night Sloppy-Joe leftover meal[/b] Grab Tortilla chips Put shredded cheese on tortilla chips Put Manwich sloppyjoe shit on the chips Suddenly you have Beefy Nachos :c00l:
Why do all of these require an oven or a stove? All I've got is a microwave. :argh:
1. Purchase "prairie oysters" from your local seafood shop. 2. Boil in water for 30 minutes 3. Chop up onions, mushrooms, and peppers 4. Fry up in a small pan with a little bit of olive oil 5. Take your "prairie oysters" and add them to the mix in the small pan when onions are translucent, adding spices to preference. 6. When "oysters" are nice and brown, place to serve. 7. You're done! Enjoy your delicious "seafood" meal!
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/961524-Quick-Eats?p=22975989#post22975989][U][B]THIS GUY[/B][/U][/url] has it right, fucking delicious
[QUOTE=Autumn;28322012]whaat? i microwave my beans all the time and they taste no different at all?[/QUOTE] Foul bachelor MOD! I used to have them microwaved when I was younger and not brave enough to use the cooker. Quality of taste skyrocketed when I done them in the pot. Can only have beans with bacon, sausages and eggs though.
do you have heinz beans or something else? because i have heated them on the hob and in the microwave and i literally cannot taste *any* difference whatsoever
I don't want to diss your eating habits guys but to me this thread is somewhat disgusting. Good food is so important. I understand that "good" can be different from person to person but setting these standards is a kind of self-control that I want to sustain.
i do agree with killuah, but i'm just in this thread to argue that there is no taste difference between heating heinz baked beans in the microwave and on the hob
[QUOTE=Killuah;28325993]I don't want to diss your eating habits guys but to me this thread is somewhat disgusting. Good food is so important. I understand that "good" can be different from person to person but setting these standards is a kind of self-control that I want to sustain.[/QUOTE] I thought about trying to keep my standards up until I realized I live in a dorm room with no kitchen and all I can cook with is a microwave and a french press on account of not being able to own appliances (other than a microwave and fridge)
[QUOTE=Killuah;28325993]I don't want to diss your eating habits guys but to me this thread is somewhat disgusting. Good food is so important. I understand that "good" can be different from person to person but setting these standards is a kind of self-control that I want to sustain.[/QUOTE] Some people can't cook 'good food' like you'd define it. A lot of dorms don't allow appliances so most only have a hot plate and/or microwave to work with.
[QUOTE=Killuah;28325993]I don't want to diss your eating habits guys but to me this thread is somewhat disgusting. Good food is so important. I understand that "good" can be different from person to person but setting these standards is a kind of self-control that I want to sustain.[/QUOTE] For my first year at University I had a microwave and hobs, and that was it. Now I live in a house with 4 others with a tiny fridge and freezer. Cooking is a lot harder. Quite a lot of this thread isn't that bad, the more serious meals are quite good. Although saying that there is some strange stuff in this thread even I would be cautious about eating and I eat a lot of strange crap.
Toast bagel. Put leftover marinara sauce from last night on. Sprinkle cheese on it. Put in microwave for 30 seconds. Insta pizza bagel.
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;28330800]Toast bagel. Put leftover marinara sauce from last night on. Sprinkle cheese on it. Put in microwave for 30 seconds. Insta pizza bagel.[/QUOTE] The bacon, you forgot the bacon!
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