Cool a spider megathread.
Am not scared by them, it's just that if you molest one the wrong way, and if he's badass, you would end up with that pic earlier in this page... bad for your health.
Still, small spiders are d'awww :D
Rated hearts half the pics around, anyway :allears:
This is what usually happens in my case(stolen from lmao pics thread, thumb'd due to size)
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[QUOTE=krassell;21789708]This is what usually happens in my case(stolen from lmao pics thread, thumb'd due to size)
[img_thumb]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8842/1273005508995.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Damn awsome :D
[QUOTE=krassell;21789708]This is what usually happens in my case(stolen from lmao pics thread, thumb'd due to size)
[img_thumb]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8842/1273005508995.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
:( :smithicide:
This whole thread is just [b]crawling[/b] with phobias.
SPIDAH BABEHS :3: D'awwwww
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[QUOTE=krassell;21789708]This is what usually happens in my case(stolen from lmao pics thread, thumb'd due to size)
[img_thumb]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8842/1273005508995.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I have arachnophobia and yet I try not to kill them, but throw them out the window.
(well maybe except that one big black fucker with red eyes that ran at me with speed of light while I was watching "The Mist")
Oh fuck oh god what the fuck
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Oh god I hate that spider. Scares the hell out of me when I see them in the woods.
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DIABEETUS
[QUOTE=Dan2593;21796876]My skin is crawling like a mother fucker.[/QUOTE]
You have scabies, get it checked, they're parasites that look like mini-spiders and make a colony within your arm.
:3:
This why I hate Alabama spider move in really fast when the weather comes around :(
You think spiders are bad? You should try cleaning out a nest of mice.
I hate those things. Hit them with a stick!
[b]Lynx[/b] spider?
They must smell like shit!
:sax:
[QUOTE=krassell;21789708]This is what usually happens in my case(stolen from lmao pics thread, thumb'd due to size)
[img_thumb]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8842/1273005508995.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Except spiders do not have a family structure. "Father" spiders usually have no part in their care anyway. /buzzkill.
So yes. Smash the little bastards.
There are fuck tons of spiders and centipedes (Those "silverfish" sons of bitches) around here. Usually, the spiders are tiny tannish things that apparently procreate in the basement. But there's one spider who is very different: A large, reddish spider that lives basically at the landing of the basement steps. We always find it hanging out near the wall. It doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone. We've seen him in the middle of the floor, and people just step over him, and he doesn't run, or get pissed or anything. Just keeps walking along.
So, we named him George. He still lives to this day. True story.
[QUOTE=darthveger;21796833][img]http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/bugs/BigScarySpider_t.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
There we go. What is the name of these spiders. I have tried to find it forever and never could.
[QUOTE=Void Skull;21767476]I ask myself everyday why I waltz into threads like these.
Curiosity killed the cat.[/QUOTE]
Actually this is the spider.
Corner spider is fucking terrifying.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;21796833][img]http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/bugs/BigScarySpider_t.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Jesus! I found one of those in my shoe once! Not fun! :byodood:
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;21798507]You think spiders are bad? You should try cleaning out a nest of mice.
I hate those things. Hit them with a stick![/QUOTE]
This isn't a tip or something. Just a story grandfather told me once. His father was delivering supplies during WW2 - Ammo, Explosives but mostly food. They couldn't get rid of mice and rats - and one time one soldier just burned one rat using gasoline after he was bit by them in night. Little fuckers gone like they've never been there.
/thread_derailing
Jeez, i think you won't be able to kill that 'corner' spider with a shoe. :|
P.S. I felt strong urge to find axe and keep it near. Just in case.
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[IMG]http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/%7Eorc/bugs/BigScarySpider_t.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You had to make the picture so zoomed into it?
I thought it was going to eat me.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;21796833]
[img]http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/bugs/BigScarySpider_t.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This one. This fucker right here.
I find those everywhere. Especially at bus stops.
Get a Lighter and burn it with irony.
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