The Men's Public Restroom and You: Reflected Penises
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[QUOTE=Enishi;19685231]It could be far worse. We could all just piss in a trough.[/QUOTE]
Some public toilets are like that. One of the male toilets at my school is horrible. It is basically a large singular metal trough, that is lower than the floor level, which means (as you would expect), the floor is covered in piss.
To make it worse, there is only one stall and it would appear that everyone that has used the toilet before me is too fucking retarded to pull the plunger and sink the inevitable log that some faggot has left there for christ knows how long. To make it worse, what there is of a door has no latch, which means you have to hold the door closed with your foot while you're shitting or risk intrusion.
I personally try to make sure that I never need a number 2 while I'm out and about. Pissing is fine, I can do that in a hedge and feel fairly confident I won't embarrass myself. But pooping is a whole different matter. Very self concious about the noise and smell coming out of a stall, and I would prefer it if no one had to crap while out and about.
Although your layout is desirable, with cost in mind it's not effective as they can't have shared walls on the stalls.
OP, you should be a civil engineer. Make that layout happen.
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you are now gay
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you are now gay[/QUOTE]
It's a screenshot of a Mortal Online character, right? After looking at it a long time, it can't be a real dick. it just can't..
[QUOTE=H4yd3n;19688177]No more glory holes either.[/QUOTE]
Don´t remind me :ohdear:
An old man peeked on me, he was like :psyduck:
I still think womens' public bathrooms are worse.
I mean there is ALWAYS a much longer que. Always. And what confuses me is that girls doing their make-up in the mirrors by the sink is not the reason! Why would that affect the cubicles being free! What the hell are they doing in the cubicles that takes so long? Longer than the men anyway? When I reaaally need to go and/or people are waiting for me it's really annoying!
Then you go in and sometimes see drops of liquid on the seat. I used to wonder how the fuck this happened, how do women miss and piss on the seat? It's probably the ones who hover over the seat though. Bitches, at least clean up after yourself! And why hover? Why not put tissues on the seat like I do, it's quick and much easier! I usually avoid said toilets but if I really need to go and there's nowhere else then it's a bitch.
Also girls handbags, I really don't want to put my bag on the floor. If the girls piss on the seats then maybe they got the floor too? You get one flimsy hook for your stuff.
Plus you have to get past the girls taking up the mirrors for their make-up when you want to wash your hands, often giving you bitchy looks for them having to move for you to wash your hands.
I hate the public.
I remember in Junior High our bathrooms were terrible.
The building was made in the 60's when apparently privacy was a second though.
That or the bathroom was just haphazardly crammed into an old janitors closet.
Anyway, there were two urinals, and then one sit down toilet.
It was literally about a foot away from the urinals. I know you're thinking "So fucking what, you can hear people peeing...OH NO!"
But, there weren't stall walls.
Well, there was one...
It was about waist high for the person pissing in the urinal.
So not only would someone peeing there just be awkwardly close to you, and able to just turn ever so slightly and glance down for a view of your funderful undertaking, but you would also be getting splashed with piss the entire time since the bottom of the urinal was damn near level with the top of the wall.
Needless to say, that bathroom was only really popular in the school as a place for the "cool kids" to practice their Sharpie skills on the walls.
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