• Everyone has... "that guy"
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[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;34659410]double hits don't make you that guy. it's puff puff pass for a reason[/QUOTE] puff puff pass applies to joints/blunts/small bowls if you're double hitting a bong or a nice sized piece, you are 'that guy'
[QUOTE=brianosaur;34665947]your friends are weird no offense. you're supposed to hit it twice, hence puff puff pass. plus you shouldn't care about the shit all the way down to a single hit, that's crackhead shit. man if somebody tried giving me a lesson on smoking and complaining about holding and hitting the joint/blunt "improperly", i'd tell them to "chill the fuck out, i dont need a lesson on how to smoke from your dumbass".[/QUOTE] It was in a bowl though.
It still crackhead shit
That guy takes a massive hit almost torching the bowl, then as soon as it hits his lungs spews smoke back through the piece shooting the flaming bowl onto your ankle. yeah this is a true story
Fuck man, my buddy is a fishlipping, toke stealing (I'm talking like 5 tokes on a puff puff pass rotation), story-telling, bogarting-until-the-joint-is-out-then-relights-and-takes-5-more-tokes son of a bitch. He's ok in small doses, and currently he has much much much weed so we all put up with it, and even then he will roll a fat joint, say "oh man I'm going to percy this joint, I'll roll you guys another fattie" and rolls a pinner little piece of shit for us after doming his monster. I mean we've known him most of our lives so we're good friends, but damn he's becoming a douche. Whenever I pick up fat I sesh my homies up sooooo hard (whether they have weed or not, homies help homies), yet he just can't seem to return the generosity. Not that it's his obligation, but come on, stop being such a dick.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;34671123]Fuck man, my buddy is a fishlipping, toke stealing (I'm talking like 5 tokes on a puff puff pass rotation), story-telling, bogarting-until-the-joint-is-out-then-relights-and-takes-5-more-tokes son of a bitch. He's ok in small doses, and currently he has much much much weed so we all put up with it, and even then he will roll a fat joint, say "oh man I'm going to percy this joint, I'll roll you guys another fattie" and rolls a pinner little piece of shit for us after doming his monster. I mean we've known him most of our lives so we're good friends, but damn he's becoming a douche. Whenever I pick up fat I sesh my homies up sooooo hard (whether they have weed or not, homies help homies), yet he just can't seem to return the generosity. Not that it's his obligation, but come on, stop being such a dick.[/QUOTE] Ringo being a dick again, yea?
[QUOTE=FFStudios;34669046]puff puff pass applies to joints/blunts/small bowls if you're double hitting a bong or a nice sized piece, you are 'that guy'[/QUOTE] it's situational. if you're the only one double hitting and everyone pitched in equal you are that guy. if you pitched in more weed than normal you're allowed to double hit just don't be an asshole and clear the entire bowl.
that guy who breathes into the bong and splashes bongwater everywhere
[QUOTE=Mac2468;34672291]that guy who breathes into the bong and splashes bongwater everywhere[/QUOTE] Haha, I do that to clear the water out. I shoot it at "that guy".
the only time i take more than one puff with a piece is when its the last bowl and no one else wants to smoke, so i just finish off whats left in the bowl.
[QUOTE=Exxon;34672481]Haha, I do that to clear the water out. I shoot it at "that guy".[/QUOTE] You sure you aren't that guy? :v:
well, I used to have one he was smoking, we were talking, then we asked for him to pass it and he's like "I threw it" "wait, what?" "I threw it for Jah, man"
i think everyone of us has been "that guy" in at least one situation. i remember this one situation where some kid (white as i am) said he knew some kids were smoking a blunt. turns out it was a bunch of black kids, somewhat hardcore too, which is bad cause this kid was a nerd stoner. they totally hated him being there but with my personality and showing off my mad smoking skills they seemed to be somewhat warm to me. the kicker was the fact that i gave everyone in the circle a piece of gum and bummed out a few stouges as a thanks for smoking me out. the other kid didn't give them shit. in order to not be that guy in situations like this you need to bring something to the table. be it treats/snacks, personality, jokes, whatever it may be, hopefully a combo of a bunch of them, you can get smoked out for free just cause you're an awesome person, and the people who smoked you out were glad to have you. the key to all this is to know if you're bringing something to the table or not. you gotta read other people's actions. like when i showed off my smoking skills i took a mad long hit from the blunt. now if everyone became averted or didn't seem to like what i was doing i'd stop. but they crowded around me smiling, giggling and happily exclaimed about said skills in the manner that kids from the ghetto do. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] AWWW DAT SHITS SICK YO LUNGS OF STEEEEL
our "that guy" snitched when he got busted and got a few of us searched i hear that we're going to beat his ass sometime later
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;34673414]i think everyone of us has been "that guy" in at least one situation. i remember this one situation where some kid (white as i am) said he knew some kids were smoking a blunt. turns out it was a bunch of black kids, somewhat hardcore too, which is bad cause this kid was a nerd stoner. they totally hated him being there but with my personality and showing off my mad smoking skills they seemed to be somewhat warm to me. the kicker was the fact that i gave everyone in the circle a piece of gum and bummed out a few stouges as a thanks for smoking me out. the other kid didn't give them shit. in order to not be that guy in situations like this you need to bring something to the table. be it treats/snacks, personality, jokes, whatever it may be, hopefully a combo of a bunch of them, you can get smoked out for free just cause you're an awesome person, and the people who smoked you out were glad to have you. the key to all this is to know if you're bringing something to the table or not. you gotta read other people's actions. like when i showed off my smoking skills i took a mad long hit from the blunt. now if everyone became averted or didn't seem to like what i was doing i'd stop. but they crowded around me smiling, giggling and happily exclaimed about said skills in the manner that kids from the ghetto do. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] AWWW DAT SHITS SICK YO LUNGS OF STEEEEL[/QUOTE] Other people call ciggrettes stouges too!? YAY im not alone :D
I sold "that guy" a dime and he came back to my house begging for free weed. "come on man you have like an ounce." Weed is like his crack, he begs us to let him smoke for free and hits the joint like 10 times when we let him. We finally told him to fuck off with that behavior, and he tells us he's addicted and needs rehab... LOL, I stopped chillin with him cus of it.
I hate how people don't seem to realize that when I have a large amount of weed, it's not for personal use, I can't just smoke everyone up. Though, I do smoke a lot of people up when I'm selling
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;34671123]Fuck man, my buddy is a fishlipping, toke stealing (I'm talking like 5 tokes on a puff puff pass rotation), story-telling, bogarting-until-the-joint-is-out-then-relights-and-takes-5-more-tokes son of a bitch. He's ok in small doses, and currently he has much much much weed so we all put up with it, and even then he will roll a fat joint, say "oh man I'm going to percy this joint, I'll roll you guys another fattie" and rolls a pinner little piece of shit for us after doming his monster. I mean we've known him most of our lives so we're good friends, but damn he's becoming a douche. Whenever I pick up fat I sesh my homies up sooooo hard (whether they have weed or not, homies help homies), yet he just can't seem to return the generosity. Not that it's his obligation, but come on, stop being such a dick.[/QUOTE] So much terminology I've never heard before
My friend hogs the joint when it's his turn, he just keeps hooting away on it.
Before entering the thread I thout that "that guy" is a guy whos always got something to light up, I was about to write how awesome it feels to be "that guy", but then after entering the topic I got a little bit down :( oh, and we dont have "that guy" here
All the "that guys" I've met, I've just kind of stopped smoking with. The one who acted like a cokehead was especially one that I wanted to get away with.
I like how it went from "everybody has that guy" to "no i dont really have that guy/ i just avoid them altogether"
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;34675800]So much terminology I've never heard before[/QUOTE] welcome to British Columbia mang
[QUOTE=Svidlak;34680730]Before entering the thread I thout that "that guy" is a guy whos always got something to light up, I was about to write how awesome it feels to be "that guy", but then after entering the topic I got a little bit down :( oh, and we dont have "that guy" here[/QUOTE] i know a few guys who act like they get really sick and can't function without weed. fucking losers.
theres this messed up kid who used to 'roll' joints by wrapping them like goddamned christmas presents. he now rolls good joints but hes still kind of messed up, like acting incredibly high.
I know one, generally just smokes when pissed. Though it's all cool as he's a rich kid who'll give you £15 to buy a £10 on their behalf.
I know that guy, the guy who will ask to hit a blunt that he didnt put in on, be denied, just to pull out his stash. Get the fuck outta here with that shit bro, wanna hit it, put in on it. The sick part was he was standing there in the conception phase of the blunt and didn't even try to put in.
I fucking hate when people deep throat the piece. [editline]16th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FoodStuffs;34673414] LUNGS OF STEEEEL[/QUOTE] Holy shit I get that all the time (not to be arrogant) Guess I bring atleast something lol
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;34673414]i remember this one situation where some kid (white as i am) said he knew some kids were smoking a blunt. turns out it was a bunch of black kids, somewhat hardcore too, which is bad cause this kid was a nerd stoner. they totally hated him being there but with my personality and showing off my mad smoking skills they seemed to be somewhat warm to me. the kicker was the fact that i gave everyone in the circle a piece of gum and bummed out a few stouges as a thanks for smoking me out. the other kid didn't give them shit. in order to not be that guy in situations like this you need to bring something to the table. be it treats/snacks, personality, jokes, whatever it may be, hopefully a combo of a bunch of them, you can get smoked out for free just cause you're an awesome person, and the people who smoked you out were glad to have you. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] AWWW DAT SHITS SICK YO LUNGS OF STEEEEL[/QUOTE] [B][U]WARNING: [/U]THIS MAY SOUND LIKE BOASTING, BUT I'M TELLING A TRUE STORY.[/B] That happened to me. I got so popular with the local stoner groups that people [U][B]wouldn't[/B][/U] stop offering to smoke me out just to have my company. Young, ahead in life, physically fit, a gentlemen, a lifeguard, a cook, a mathematician; I was the cohesive voice that brought all the threads of conversation together (like a system administrator). I had to cut it back though to focus on scholarly activities. It was hard to cut back even though I wasn't paying a dime for weed.
Whenever I'm "that guy, sometimes I do it on purpose because I am awesome and an asshole" I just come back at them later and smoke them out 5x more, makes them feel special. I think its better to smoke than to not smoke at all when you are at a place of smoking establishment when you have none or little, otherwise you don't belong there, gtfo But yea, when your low, just tell them and say you will get back to them.. not a big deal when people usually cover for eachother
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