[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;24771665]your*
F- see me after class[/QUOTE]
This guy knows what's up.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]
Go and read "How to write essays for [B]Dummy's[/B]" if you're that desperate. Seriously. :colbert:
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what is this garbage
I like to include humor in my essays, in a similar style David Thorne does.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]
TL;DR: A friend of mine made a map of my school in Counter-Strike and is going to jail.[/QUOTE]
I remember posting a thread on another account (I permabanned myself I think..) about how I was accused of hacking a school server. I used the same TL;DR
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]
Don't be afraid to be the over achiever. Fuck limitations. If you're told to write a one page paper, go to two unless told otherwise (as some teachers want you to size things down and make it all simple and concise.)
When you hit two, if you need more, write more. Let your imagination flow. You're the artist, the paper is your canvas, and the pencil is your tool. Forget the boundaries. The only thing limiting the length of your paper is how much you're willing to write and how much paper you have to spare.
I usually do this. I'm that faggot that turns in five pages of pure gold while you're the loser who turns in that puny half-page piece of shit. You didn't even put it in the right margins. You intentionally put the rest of it in block form to make it look like you took up more space. [I]Oh you![/I]
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haha, I can really relate to this.
I enjoyed reading your guide by the way.
i legitly hated how my spanish teacher taught me to start essays with one thing that the history teacher hates
i win on one class lose on the other D:
Rule 1:
Write as much as you can, and be so descriptive that you even describe sweat dropping down your neck. It makes teachers aware you worked hard, and will generally get you an A if you keep your grammar, and other wise checked.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24771641]asdfwgfwgtwty
You're missing [I]the point.[/I]
I want my old FP back. :([/QUOTE]
A guy who wrote an essay guide doesn't even recognize sarcasm?
:wtf:
Thank you kind sir, you have greatly lowered the stagnation required for me to write essays.
:v:
Well maybe your friend shouldn't have told people about his map :downs:
(I know that's not what the thread is about)
if you're given a word limit, stick to it. at university you can lose marks for going over it.
just un petit tip.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;24772572]Well maybe your friend shouldn't have told people about his map :downs:
(I know that's not what the thread is about)[/QUOTE]
parenthesis to make sure we know your not funny.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24771465]Thank you.
I'm sorely disappointed in you, FP. :saddowns:
Then again it's only 12:30. Maybe it'll be better tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
You can be disappointed all you like, FP never gets sarcasm or irony.
But the guide was actually slightly helpful :what:
How long did he go to jail for?
wait making a map of your school in css is illegal? ive done that twice...
this would have been better had you made this half way through term, not at the end
I someday want to make a roleplay server similar to jail break but have the setting be a high school and have the prisoners be hostages held captive.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]
uncreative cock.
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I cried, laughed, feared, and marveled at the beauty of these synchronized words.
So immaculate...
I'm glad that I read that.
The first useful guide to be posted on FP in ages. Thanks.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]I don't fuck with making a thought web.[/QUOTE]
[B]THANK GOD[/B]
*ahem*, kinda figured I wasn't the only one that did that.
This has probably helped, and/or taught me more than the English class I'm in will ever teach me. ( The crappy teacher only does shitty videos and
I haven't read a damn thing in their since the beginning of the year and the internet agreement forms we had to sign.)
Very informative thanks a lot, I'll rate you a heart!
[QUOTE=cornholieo;25258404]This has probably helped, and/or taught me more than the English class I'm in will ever teach me. ( The crappy teacher only does shitty videos and
I haven't read a damn thing in their since the beginning of the year and the internet agreement forms we had to sign.)
Very informative thanks a lot, I'll rate you a heart![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24767797]
Circled, a big red letter lays before you. A letter which will be in your mind from now and forever. A letter which will be burned into your head. A letter which can never be unseen.
An F.
[I]"But Haloguy! You said I would get an A! WHAT HAPPENED?"
[/I]I'll tell you what happened.
You got an F because you actually followed a guide on the internet rather than learning how to write papers yourself. Why don't you get off of your ass and quit looking up guides on how to write papers. After all, you're sitting at your computer 90% of the time. The time you spent reading this, you could have been doing that essay. But no. You got on Facepunch and saw this thread and decided to waste precious time reading it in the vain hope you would be good at writing essays.
[I]Wrong.[/I]
Go and read "How to write essays for Dummy's" if you're that desperate. Seriously. :colbert:
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Ahahahaha
[QUOTE=johnnyIERB;24799596]The first useful guide to be posted on FP in ages. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
You bumped this. Why? How?
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25258452]Ahahahaha[/QUOTE]
I said I learned more didn't I? :eng99:
Writing is an art, it doesn't/shouldn't require a guide. Agreed with OP.
I always wait until the last minute and whip it up the day before and get an A. Just like with my last persuasive essay.
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