So you are asking us now for our credit card information so we can assist you in welcoming him?
when he gets back, when he arrives at home try to make it seem as lame as possible. don't clean, don't make it obvious that you've cooked anything and make sure that nobodies home, so it looks like none of you gave a fuck. drag it out for a bit until he starts getting a little nervous and then just fucking swarm the house with family and friends.
he'll love it, trust me.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26704359]Turn the heat to at least 95 degrees, otherwise he will be freezing his ass off.[/QUOTE]
Actually,compared to Dubai,Kuwait is really cold.(I live there)
Welcome him with a cock up his butt.
1.open door
2. shout "COUSIN WANT TO GO BOWLING?"
3.use phone to spawn helicopter
4. go bowling
Buy him a prostitute.
[QUOTE=ItsGary;26762671]Buy him a prostitute.[/QUOTE]
Better yet, bring him to a titty bar and get him rocked off scotch and whiskey shots.
My sister is flight attending on a plane of soldiers coming back from Kuwait next week. Maybe she will see him.
Make a sign saying "We've been Kuwaiting for you!". Throw mad party with said sign.
My brother got back from Iraq today. I would have done something but apparently it was a surprise
He said Kuwait was cold actually
[QUOTE=dudelewis1;26766927]My sister is flight attending on a plane of soldiers coming back from Kuwait next week. Maybe she will see him.[/QUOTE]
How do you feel about being an uncle?
Why the fuck would he visit Kuwait of all places, it's an urbanized desert that's full of Sri Lankan, Egyptian and Indian immigrants whose biggest attraction is two pointy towers with spheres skewered into them.
I would know, I was one of them.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;26770053]Why the fuck would he visit Kuwait of all places, it's an urbanized desert that's full of Sri Lankan, Egyptian and Indian immigrants whose biggest attraction is two pointy towers with spheres skewered into them.
I would know, I was one of them.[/QUOTE]
You haven't read shit about this have you. It's his second tour of duty, the National Guard sent him over there.
Put some cardboard cutout Iraqi's around the house.
Suck his dick
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