Why you don't need friends - General

Have sex with men, they're less complicated.

You got alpha'd

The Naked Man is the only option you have left

:sweep:

[QUOTE=Mikkel49;23380388]The Naked Man is the only option you have left[/QUOTE] Why not, 2 outta 3 is a good risk.

Facepunch my life.

kill everyone in your story.

Heres what to do, turn up at her house in a space helmet and nothing else and she will succumb to the mystical power of your crotch, if this works in an interactive then it works IRL !

Usually when a girl starts talking to you first, they have some interest in you.

Gee, good work not doing anything. If you just go "nah, I won't do anything cus she might not like me". Big fucking deal. Ask her out or she'll take someone else. Simple as that.

But you'd be lonely...

Burn the word "traitor" into your friend's lawn. All you need is some petrol and a lighter. :wink:

[QUOTE=Robinhaz;23380956]Burn the word "traitor" into your friend's lawn. All you need is some petrol and a lighter. :wink:[/QUOTE] Not a good idea. I burned my foot doing that.

Why you dont need friends!? I want a mousepad!

[QUOTE=Chickens!;23380715]kill everyone in your story.[/QUOTE] And say Facepunch made you do it before you kill yourself.

OP is a pussy, go after that shit or else you'll be stuck to your computer for female companionship.

Seriously fucking tired of all the kids who post on the forum moping about how some other guy got the girl he wanted. If you want to go out with the girl, just fucking ask her for Christ's sake. If you don't, then never ever fucking speak of it again because you had your chance and you blew it. You're an idiotic loser if you fail to ask a girl out and then cry yourself to sleep when some other dude with a pair asks her out. Honestly, there is no excuse.

Tough luck. Stop acting pussy shit, and get back in line. Fish are catch and release most of the time... Eventually Megan will be looking for another fish.

Holy fuck, if she's with somebody then leave them be. If somebody went after my girlfriend I'd tear their face off.

Blogpunch all over this place.

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The truth it hurts! Whyd you post those pictures.

There was this one girl that I hard real strong feelings for. I really cared about her. Then I realized her and this other cunt were obsessed with each other :sigh:. Time to move on.

You will be fine mate.

I thought that was quite a good FML.

So, you're saying that friends are backstabbing pricks? You're hanging out with the wrong people.

ahahaha. You fucked up