• Teens And Sex
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Alex Van Halen got laid by a 13 year old when he was 9. Lucky bastard.
I got my first handjob when I was 13. I had sex when I was 16. Best girls ever, shame the latter left me. Also, I deserve a medal. First one was strictly Mormon.
Kids grow up too fast....
[QUOTE=ytr191;26128793]I have never slept with anyone in my life facepunch. Does that mean something is wrong?[/QUOTE] How old are you.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26127037]The whole "connection" thing explains what I'm trying to say. They fucked eachother to brag, not because they liked eachother. And now they're dating just to look cool.[/QUOTE] It's high school man, what the fuck did you expect? Look, stop reading your pretentious bullshit into other people's lives and mind your own business. You'll get a lot farther in life that way.
[QUOTE=Shadow Angel;26129376]How old are you.[/QUOTE] 15, Everyone at my school says they have had sex in middle school.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26126620]No, I don't. My life is completely fucked up. I have depression and OCD. So please, explain. I'll do my best to try to pay attention as I chug down another Coke to cope with my Insomnia. Did I forget to mention that I also have that? Whoops.[/QUOTE] ahahahha i bet you have aspergers too
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26114522]This probably sounds like a paranoid-parent thread from the title, but it is not. I heard that someone who goes to the local junior high (she's 13 and her boyfriend is also 13) had sex and I've even seen pictures of the used condom to prove it. What the fuck were they thinking? Why the hell would they just go in and have sex? They're not even 18 yet (American age of consent). I know some people might disagree with me: "Sex is something everyone can enjoy"/whatever but this really disturbs me. I'll be honest with you, I don't get it. Discuss.[/QUOTE] Well...I don't know if you're jealous or something...but I'm having sex with my GF and she's 15...my ex girlfriend was 23 ans the other one was 17...I'm 19... I don't see the problem in having sex at anytime...some people appear to have found their love at this age...They might be together forever and that's the only thing that matters.
[QUOTE=PeZ_cOoL;26132886]Well...I don't know if you're jealous or something...but I'm having sex with my GF and she's 15...my ex girlfriend was 23 ans the other one was 17...I'm 19... I don't see the problem in having sex at anytime...some people appear to have found their love at this age...They might be together forever and that's the only thing that matters.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, four years is quite the age gap. First you date someone four years older than you, then four years younger.
Cuz' it's like giving someone a high five. You 'Just do it'.
[QUOTE=bopie;26114556]It's like kissing except you use the parts that you go to the bathroom with.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure I just broke my laptop from spitting tea all over it.
"Stop doing things that come natural to humans!"
[QUOTE=PeZ_cOoL;26132886]Well...I don't know if you're jealous or something...but I'm having sex with my GF and she's 15...my ex girlfriend was 23 ans the other one was 17...I'm 19... I don't see the problem in having sex at anytime...some people appear to have found their love at this age...They might be together forever and that's the only thing that matters.[/QUOTE] What country/state are you in? Because I'm pretty sure you're a sex offender. You're taking advantage of her, its amazing that you're even around girls her age.
I found a condom in school yesterday. I touched it and everyone looked at me like WTF. But it wasnt pulled yet.
Lol how do you use a condom as proof? Any idiot can jack off in a condom and then self proclaim himself as a total player.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;26126797]1. Coke is bad for insomnia, that should be common sense. Caffeine content. 2. There's people who are a lot worse off than you. OCD and depression are nothing.[/QUOTE] His problems rant nothing to him. Don't do that. I was hungry cause I ate breakfast late this morning, but the waitress at IHOP didn't tell me about how I shouldn't eat cause little kids in africa are starving to death.
[QUOTE=lintz;26114593]Har har, I'm jealous, studying hard in school so that I'll get a decent job while all the fuckwad chavs mooch off social benefits.[/QUOTE] Great rationalism there.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26126620]No, I don't. My life is completely fucked up. I have depression and OCD. So please, explain. I'll do my best to try to pay attention as I chug down another Coke to cope with my Insomnia. Did I forget to mention that I also have that? Whoops.[/QUOTE] I bet you self-diagnosed all of those.
With current school scores dropping like a fucking lead balloon, I'm surprised thirteen year olds even know what sex is, let alone how to perform.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;26134080]I bet you self-diagnosed all of those.[/QUOTE] The fact that he prescribed himself Coca-Cola to deal with his insomnia gave it away. [QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;26134097]With current school scores dropping like a fucking lead balloon, I'm surprised thirteen year olds even know what sex is, let alone how to perform.[/QUOTE] Internet pornography.
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;26134102] Internet pornography.[/QUOTE] Because normal sex is totally the same as porn. huge penis and massive implants.
[QUOTE=Tea;26114676]itt nerds and virgins[/QUOTE] oh shut the fuck up tea you're a regular poster on an internet forum and you meet up with strangers via that internet forum and your facebook friends literally consist of those people everyones a nerd in some way so stop using it to insult people point is: sex is good and according to lintz i've been a chav for 3 years and the left shift on this netbook is broken
[QUOTE=Brimziz;26134209]Because normal sex is totally the same as porn. huge penis and massive implants.[/QUOTE] In that case I've been having the wrong kind of sex...
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;26134305]In that case I've been having the wrong kind of sex...[/QUOTE] how many posts have you had itt? dude we get it you've fucked, stop trying to be e-cool
[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;26134371]how many posts have you had itt? dude we get it you've fucked, stop trying to be e-cool[/QUOTE] You sound a little mad?
I knew a guy who was gettin it on with his girlfriend back in 7th grade, he was what, 12 back then? Today he's 23 years old and does nothing but smoke pot and play guitar and still lives with his parents. Dunno whatever happened to the girl, but i suspect she now has kids and is working a dead end job.
Thought the title was "teen anal sex" for a second.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26135217]Thought the title was "teen anal sex" for a second.[/QUOTE] Oh, it isn't that? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Coffee;26126394]Another great British Invention, along with concentration camps, train service and Rick Astley.[/QUOTE] You make it sound like we want chavs.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26126219] No. Just disturbed. [/QUOTE] You're disturbed that two people in a relationship are having consensual protected sex?
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