• Pastafarianism: The Only Definite Truth
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Sounds like its ripped straight from this movie [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Futurama_BillionBacks.jpg[/img] Is a good movie by the way, I recommend watching it if you haven't yet.
[QUOTE=one free man;23213011]Once you've been touched by his noodley appendage, there is no going back.[/QUOTE] I, too, have been touched by his noodley appendage. MORE PASTA FOR THE PASTA GOD
I surrender my Spaghetti, my Strozzapreti and my Linguine, my Fettuccine and my Pappardelle, my Sagnarelli and my Mafaldine, for the Flying Spaghetti monster, with all sauce, forever, and ever.
Where may I accquire Pastafarian religious literature? I want to gain knowledge.
Well this thread made me convert.
[QUOTE=vizard38;23209944]Wonder where you can get a copy of The Gospel of the Fkying Spaegetti Monster?[/QUOTE] Somewhere where pirates roam, beneath the bay. Sold in stores. LOL [url]http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?r=1&ISBN=9780812976564&ourl=The-Gospel-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster%2FBobby-Henderson&cm_mmc=Google%20Product%20Search-_-Q000000630-_-The%20Gospel%20of%20the%20Flying%20Spaghetti%20Monster-_-9780812976564[/url]
may the spaghetti sauce be with you
We need more pirates right now, or else the earth is in total danger of environmental devastation..
Every day is now talk like a pirate day. You heard it here first, folks. Let's save the environment like bros.
I seriously want to read more. Where can I read more?
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;23209447]:foxnews:[B]RADICAL PASTAFARIAN CARBOMB EXPLODES NEAR RAGU FACTORY, MORE AT 8[/B]:foxnews:[/QUOTE] :foxnews:[b]ANGEL HAIR REBELS SUICIDE BOMB ELBOW EMBASSY IN TEHRAN MORE AT 11:00[/b]:foxnews:
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;23217676]Sounds like its ripped straight from this movie Is a good movie by the way, I recommend watching it if you haven't yet.[/QUOTE] no [editline]01:23PM[/editline] also I am a member of the church of the subgenius you can join too if you want
[quote] Our spaghetti Who art in the colander Hallowed be thy sauce Thy serving come Thy strands be wrung On forks as they are on spoons Give us this day our daily meatball And forgive us our starchiness As we forgive those who are starchy against us And lead us not into Kraft parmessan But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee For thine is the garlic And the onion and the bay leaves For ever and ever. RAmen[/quote] Dear god I've never laughed so hard.
Love this thread's direction.
If you guys didn't already know, Barnes & Noble sells The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I have a copy [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3661087/5613_121938640403_589695403_2852877_4302173_n.jpg[/IMG] Its actually a good read. I bought it at a Barnes and Noble in the States, but you can get it at pretty much any Chapters/Indigo bookstore in Canada.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU[/media] im helping to stop global warming
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