Peeing like a ninja - General

[QUOTE=Ilya;18473801]Girls can do this too, actually! (I tried) :P[/QUOTE] Awesome! I knew there were ninja women who did this as well... I'm looking forward to listen to some more female reviews :ninja: [QUOTE=johngrimm;18475696]I used to do this, then I noticed that because my piss stream was hitting the side of the bowl it was fucking spraying tiny piss molecules everywhere.[/QUOTE] It sounds like you're hosing your toilet with that [i]snake[/i] of yours, dude...

I've been ninja peeing for quite a while. I purposely do it directly into the water though most of the time at home. It's my house i don't care who's in it. But when it's in a public toilet a ninja pee to the extreme.

I do it too. Go me!

Hey, I have a method on how to FLUSH like a ninja. Very lightly, press down on the plunger. Just enough so you can hear water flow. After about 20 seconds, it flushes, but much, much quieter than normal.

Real ninja's piss inside of the little holes in the mat to make an ultimate silence: [img]http://design.weblogsinc.com/media/2006/06/soccer_urinal-thumb.jpg[/img]

In high school after gym in the showers there were these guys that pissed on peoples legs when they were washing there hair and they wouldn't even know it. Is that a ninja piss?

[QUOTE=fskman;18477289]Hey, I have a method on how to FLUSH like a ninja. Very lightly, press down on the plunger. Just enough so you can hear water flow. After about 20 seconds, it flushes, but much, much quieter than normal.[/QUOTE] That's an excellent technique! I actually thought about it for a second but you'd be sacrificing precious seconds pressing ever-so-gently the plunger in order to flush down your load. So, that's actually pretty cool if you're a polite ninja, but if you want to take a leak so fast nobody can tell what the hell just happened in the loo, just pee superfast and don't flush...

I take ninja pees all the time because I know it's annoying when there's fucking huge splashing sound and the guy is going "AHHHHH SO DAMN REFRESHING MMM LOOK AT THAT PISS GO. LOOK AT IT MAN IT'S MAGNIFISCENT" although I've never actually heard anybody say that, I'm frightened for it

[QUOTE=-Matt-94;18469026]I am such a good ninja I don't have to pee. It just excretes out my skin pores like sweat.[/QUOTE] Sounds more like you're a hobo than a ninja.

[QUOTE=fskman;18477289]Hey, I have a method on how to FLUSH like a ninja. Very lightly, press down on the plunger. Just enough so you can hear water flow. After about 20 seconds, it flushes, but much, much quieter than normal.[/QUOTE] In Australia our toilets have buttons, not "plungers" (we're in a drought so they have a half and full flush). [img]http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t200/Xravil/bradenbuttondetailcaroma.jpg[/img] Although if you are sufficiently skilled you can still use this technique by pushing the button ever so slightly. But if you push it just a little too far it will engage the entirety of the flush. [editline]01:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ssa gib A;18479403]I take ninja pees all the time because I know it's annoying when there's fucking huge splashing sound and the guy is going "AHHHHH SO DAMN REFRESHING MMM LOOK AT THAT PISS GO. LOOK AT IT MAN IT'S MAGNIFISCENT" although I've never actually heard anybody say that, I'm frightened for it[/QUOTE] I will do this next time I'm in a public toilet. With those exact words.

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18479403]I take ninja pees all the time because I know it's annoying when there's fucking huge splashing sound and the guy is going "AHHHHH SO DAMN REFRESHING MMM LOOK AT THAT PISS GO. LOOK AT IT MAN IT'S MAGNIFISCENT" although I've never actually heard anybody say that, I'm frightened for it[/QUOTE] That's what I'd call a Texan style of pissing... y'know, the louder, the bigger, the better (no offense, american ninjas ;) )... For the ones who want to to learn, I'd suggest you start ninja pissing on stalls... once you can handle that, move onto toilets. Ninja piss as many as possible. And if you want to step it up a notch, here's a challenge for you: NINJA PISSING IN THE DARK. Just wake up in the middle of the night, wearing nothing but your PJs/underwear/buttnaked/whatever, and walk into your bathroom without turning on the lights and take a Ninja piss. Now that's a tough one... Just think about how blind people takes a piss, that should give you a pretty good idea of all the issues you're going to run into (pun) [img]http://www.daleisphere.com/wp-content/uploads/chronicles-of-riddick-pitch-black-vin-diesel.jpg[/img] If you can master that, then you're the fucking Ninja-piss meister!

No, peeing loudly and showing everyone that my bladder holds plenty of piss is manly. I used to ninja pee but the flaw is that your piss still slaps the zen spot and makes a sound and it sounds like you're sitting down.

OP is such a badass.

If I'm in the handicap stall which is at the end of most bathrooms, I pee in the corner of the room so it makes this loud KATATATATATA sound. People using the urinals get nervous and forget to wiggle, then they pull their pants up and it squeezes all the piss out of their urethra and it gets on their shirts

Weirdest threads always pop up on FP.

My concentrated beams of piss can cut Sheetrock.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18479839]OP is such a badass.[/QUOTE] Get outta here lol Y'know what'd be cool? If somebody draws a schematic/cartoon about all the steps involved in ninja pissing, so that everyone will see how it actually looks like (and that way nobody will have to see me ninja pissing lol)... My Photoshop-fu is just too damn weak to do it myself so I might need a little help for that :( Also: While I was googling for toilet and "taking a piss" pics, I had SafeSearch off ... OMG WHAT IS THAT I DON'T EVEN [b]DON'T DO IT![/b]