Untold Stories from the Gym- Zumba in the shower, anyone? - General

[QUOTE=Greendead;33262773]I never really talk in the gym. My friend told me that he never talks, because gym is for working out, not talking. But everytime I workout, I see many hot women in there. Goddamn, I need to talk to one next time. [editline]13th November 2011[/editline] That's a very interesting idea. I always listen to the music, but I get bored of it. Gonna try this tomorrow.[/QUOTE] That's why I started using Netflix at the gym. I got REALLY bored of doing the same thing every time. Music... elliptical... music... bike... music.... machines. It's nice watching a show that you don't have time to watch otherwise. and Start talking to women dude! The BEST women go to the gym. Back when I went to the YMCA, there was this foreign woman, probably a year or two older than me, but whenever she'd come in, she'd ALWAYS come up and start using the elliptical next to mine and ask me what I was watching. She had the best accent. Sounded like a mix of Russian and German. She was so beautiful and nice. I thought we might have had something but then I switched gyms and it saddened me cuz I knew I'd never see her again :(

[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;33262186]Once had the misfortune of being the only white person stuck in a locker room filled with racist mexicans. Spent the 2 minutes changing listening to nothing but "Gonna need some peanut butter on that white bread!"[/QUOTE] Maybe next time don't go to the community center gym and get a membership to an actual one.

I saw this one girl working on the glutes machine at my school's gym... That machine makes asses look like GOLD. You could bounce a quarter off of her ass :v:

this thread makes me want to take my clothes off.....I think I will...

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;33267312]this thread makes me want to take my clothes off.....I think I will...[/QUOTE] [i]"Yeah my dog sleeps near my feet. sometimes i squeeze her with my legs and she farts."[/i] Suddenly this takes a much more sinister turn.

There's never anything weird or funny that happens at my gym. Except when first timers end up getting so wasted by their trainers they vomit from exhaustion.

[QUOTE=ewitwins;33267103]I saw this one girl working on the glutes machine at my school's gym... That machine makes asses look like GOLD. You could bounce a quarter off of her ass :v:[/QUOTE] Try it.

[QUOTE=Chubbles;33259427]Maybe we should start going nude a little more often? :downs:[/QUOTE] Yes we should. Unless you have a stub down there.

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;33262575]That's got to be bullshit. [editline]Also[/editline] If not, you and your friends are assholes.[/QUOTE] It's from family guy.

[QUOTE=Chubbles;33252791]I glanced at her and just began to stare and gaze and imagine at all the spicy things I'd coat that luscious bum with.[/QUOTE] Bahahaha! Best thing I've read in a while.

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;33262575]That's got to be bullshit. [editline]Also[/editline] If not, you and your friends are assholes.[/QUOTE] Obvious satire.

i remember my friends splashing me with like 100 litres of cold water. Every time

I went into my gym's locker room and got to see someone with one leg up on the counter, blow-drying his balls. I'll never forget that horrifying image.

Not exactly the gym, but back in the days before highschool, during PE we used to have these showers with some metal bars running between them. Pretty nifty for doing hangups in the shower. They were also pretty good for lifting yourself up and wrapping your feet around an unsuspecting victim and pull them into HELL (groin) Always fun.

[QUOTE=Petrussen;33273413]Not exactly the gym, but back in the days before highschool, during PE we used to have these showers with some metal bars running between them. Pretty nifty for doing hangups in the shower. They were also pretty good for lifting yourself up and wrapping your feet around an unsuspecting victim and pull them into HELL (groin) Always fun.[/QUOTE] Oh dear god. That's happened to me before.

This was when I was visiting Germany and decided to try out a local gym I was just drying myself after a shower and getting ready to leave when the guy next to me started humming something. I unconsciously started humming along, not recognizing the song. Then someone else started muttering the lyrics "I can't fight this feeling any longer..." I realized I was in some deep shit and started putting my clothes on as fast as I could. The dude who was originally humming started singing out loud and people were joining him. By the time I was tying my shoelaces half the locker room was was already singing out loud, most of the rest already humming along. I washed my hands and almost ran out of there as the chorus of Can't Fight This Feeling started.

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;33262530]Me and my football friends used to strip nerds naked at school and tickle their balls and laugh at how gay they were and call them fags. Then usually a bud would stick his dick in their butts and take pics and spread it around and all our friends would laugh at how gay these nerds were. Shit was funny.[/QUOTE] Do you realize that saying that on a forum which is about 90% nerds will get you in very deep shit? The people here might send you boxes or something.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;33273629]This was when I was visiting Germany and decided to try out a local gym I was just drying myself after a shower and getting ready to leave when the guy next to me started humming something. I unconsciously started humming along, not recognizing the song. Then someone else started muttering the lyrics "I can't fight this feeling any longer..." I realized I was in some deep shit and started putting my clothes on as fast as I could. The dude who was originally humming started singing out loud and people were joining him. By the time I was tying my shoelaces half the locker room was was already singing out loud, most of the rest already humming along. I washed my hands and almost ran out of there as the chorus of Can't Fight This Feeling started.[/QUOTE] Wait, what... That's funny but what exactly was so scary about it?

me and my friends would play naked tag in the locker room and the only way a tag counts is if you hit them with ur dick, it was fun/funny

LMAO IRL ^^

[QUOTE=Mr.T;33273851]Do you realize that saying that on a forum which is about 90% nerds will get you in very deep shit? The people here might send you boxes or something.[/QUOTE] You think i care what a bunch a NERDS will do? You know what I do to NERDS?

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;33275076]You think i care what a bunch a NERDS will do? You know what I do to NERDS?[/QUOTE] Call 'em a bunch of pussies on an online forum..?

[QUOTE=Petrussen;33273413]Not exactly the gym, but back in the days before highschool, during PE we used to have these showers with some metal bars running between them. Pretty nifty for doing hangups in the shower. They were also pretty good for lifting yourself up and wrapping your feet around an unsuspecting victim and pull them into HELL (groin)Always fun.[/QUOTE]Am I the only one that never used showers (except for after pool stuff) after PE? I mean, none of the class took a shower either.

Some of the posts in this thread are EXACTLY why I have a home gym.

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I take Ezekiel pre-workout with Kre-Alkalyn before I workout. People routinely come up to me and ask if they can have some. When I politely decline, they act like I owe them my fucking $50 and $15 supplements. No, fuck off. I'm not giving you anything. Get your own stuff. Even worse is when they interrupt my lifting to try to tell me i'm doing things incorrectly or that i should be doing it this way or that way. Seriously, mind your own fucking business. Or when they ask me "what workouts do you do to get muscular". It's not as simple as that. Just general stupidity in the gym annoys the fuck out of me.

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;33262530]Me and my football friends used to strip nerds naked at school and tickle their balls and laugh at how gay they were and call them fags. Then usually a bud would stick his dick in their butts and take pics and spread it around and all our friends would laugh at how gay these nerds were. Shit was funny.[/QUOTE] Sounds like YOU are the gay one.

that's the joke, dude

Yes, I'm a dick because I don't like sharing my expensive supplements with the throes of stupid people who think I'm a charity. Go spam LMAO pics or something

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;33253058]With a little editing, the OP's two anecdotes sound like bad erotica.[/QUOTE] A little? They don't need any editing at all, just add sentences like "I thrust my manhood in her over and over again, while she screamed in delight" and "The old man joined in, his experienced fingers shocking and pleasuring me at the same time" and you can even publish the stuff.