Untold Stories from the Gym- Zumba in the shower, anyone? - General

After PE, I would wear my towel as a cape and do the helicopter dick at my friends.

I don't like to go swimming, we don't have pool in our school so we use the one in our city and damn they have some hot babes guarding you.

This couple were making out in their shower cubicle so just as I finished my shower I aimed a steady current of piss under the cubicle wall towards their feet. Heh.

[QUOTE=geogzm;33286610]This couple were making out in their shower cubicle so just as I finished my shower I aimed a steady current of piss under the cubicle wall towards their feet. Heh.[/QUOTE] You just made me laugh out loud in class. Now my professor's suspicious.

[QUOTE=Chezhead;33279255]Am I the only one that never used showers (except for after pool stuff) after PE? I mean, none of the class took a shower either.[/QUOTE] Nope, we all smelled like shit after but the showers were freezing cold and I doubt anybody wanted to whack their cock out. Spraying deodorant everywhere worked to a slight extent.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;33288878]Nope, we all smelled like shit after but the showers were freezing cold and I doubt anybody wanted to whack their cock out. Spraying deodorant everywhere worked to a slight extent.[/QUOTE] Changing room always stank of sweat and lynx/axe deodorant

Being a girl, In a locker room in a gym is perhaps one of the most disgusting place's to be, ever since i stepped a foot into one i never went back, only went back to exercise, because everyone thinks that gym's are the most unsanitary places ever, since you can catch al ot of disease's there too, and like wise i never go to that gym anymore, and i go to high school to exercise.

[QUOTE=Alaura;33296425]Being a girl, In a locker room in a gym is perhaps one of the most disgusting place's to be, ever since i stepped a foot into one i never went back, only went back to exercise, because everyone thinks that gym's are the most unsanitary places ever, since you can catch al ot of disease's there too, and like wise i never go to that gym anymore, and i go to high school to exercise.[/QUOTE] don't be a pussy

there's always that fucking naked old guy in the showers

[QUOTE=Impreza;33296815]there's always that fucking naked old guy in the showers[/QUOTE] Speaking of which. I remember seeing an old guy in the shower, after he finished he discovered he had forgotten his towel. He then went into the toilet and got some toilet paper and used that instead. v:v:v

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;33273629]This was when I was visiting Germany and decided to try out a local gym I was just drying myself after a shower and getting ready to leave when the guy next to me started humming something. I unconsciously started humming along, not recognizing the song. Then someone else started muttering the lyrics "I can't fight this feeling any longer..." I realized I was in some deep shit and started putting my clothes on as fast as I could. The dude who was originally humming started singing out loud and people were joining him. By the time I was tying my shoelaces half the locker room was was already singing out loud, most of the rest already humming along. I washed my hands and almost ran out of there as the chorus of Can't Fight This Feeling started.[/QUOTE] Similar story. After martial arts class, middle-aged guy begins humming familiar tune with another guy. Hum along unconsciously. Guy begins singing lyrics. Only then do I realise it's Eric Clapton's My Father's eyes and other guy is erm, how do I put it, singing the guitar. He was mimicking the music produced by the guitars in the song, note for note

Last year, I regularly went footballing to this place (with my dad, mind you) with people ranging from their 20s to their 60s (lotta fathers and sons). Of course, everyone above 50 spent half their time after the football was over bumbling about the locker room naked. T'was interesting.

[QUOTE=Chezhead;33279255]Am I the only one that never used showers (except for after pool stuff) after PE? I mean, none of the class took a shower either.[/QUOTE] Only the ones who used to or do any sports right now use the shower after PE in our school. It's good actually, since we don't have to wait for a long time.

my friend was bench pressing and while the other was spotting him he farted right in his face and one of my friends got wanked off in the jacuzzi

[QUOTE=Stimich;33297719]Speaking of which. I remember seeing an old guy in the shower, after he finished he discovered he had forgotten his towel. He then went into the toilet and got some toilet paper and used that instead. v:v:v[/QUOTE] I've done that too. :v:

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;33298974]Similar story. After martial arts class, middle-aged guy begins humming familiar tune with another guy. Hum along unconsciously. Guy begins singing lyrics. Only then do I realise it's Eric Clapton's My Father's eyes and other guy is erm, how do I put it, singing the guitar. He was mimicking the music produced by the guitars in the song, note for note[/QUOTE] I subconsciously do that all the time, with the fucking bass line.

why are people horrified when they see a dick or someone's balls it's human anatomy get over it, you're in a gym it's kinda expected to be naked in the showers

Once I found one of those zip-baggy things stuffed with shit. [editline]16th November 2011[/editline] Also an old guy was once pulled put of the pool for constantly jumping in the kiddie pool and when he was dragged out he pissed in the pool as a form of protest.

Well last week in gym at school some kid was masturbating in the change-room. Not even trying to hide it either, he was sitting on the fucking floor jacking off.

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;33304017]my friend was bench pressing and while the other was spotting him he farted right in his face and one of my friends got wanked off in the jacuzzi[/QUOTE] what the hell kind of bench pressing is that

the best kind

One of the few times I went to the gym, there were these changing rooms, they weren't really gender specific, like the changing rooms you find at a department store. So I open the door in one, it swings open, and behind it is this naked women peeling off her underwear. I just stand there for a good 10 seconds, then she yells, "OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stupid me, instead of complimenting how hot she was, I proceeded to be my normal self and argue that the locks are there for a reason, and it was here fault for not locking them. Then she yelled, "You're a creepy douchebag!" Stupid me.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33309657]One of the few times I went to the gym, there were these changing rooms, they weren't really gender specific, like the changing rooms you find at a department store. So I open the door in one, it swings open, and behind it is this naked women peeling off her underwear. I just stand there for a good 10 seconds, then she yells, "OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stupid me, instead of complimenting how hot she was, I proceeded to be my normal self and argue that the locks are there for a reason, and it was here fault for not locking them. Then she yelled, "You're a creepy douchebag!" Stupid me.[/QUOTE] No, no. You did the right thing.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33309657]One of the few times I went to the gym, there were these changing rooms, they weren't really gender specific, like the changing rooms you find at a department store. So I open the door in one, it swings open, and behind it is this naked women peeling off her underwear. I just stand there for a good 10 seconds, then she yells, "OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stupid me, instead of complimenting how hot she was, I proceeded to be my normal self and argue that the locks are there for a reason, and it was here fault for not locking them. Then she yelled, "You're a creepy douchebag!" Stupid me.[/QUOTE] If you complimented her she probably would've freaked out even further. This isn't a porno!

My X-Country team and I would mud wrestle, play king of the hill. Then go over to the locker rooms to wash down. That day a visiting football team was in our locker room and our team would be showering and muddy. I think we spent a good hour in the showers. Got lathered up and slid across the floors. Needless to say we were stared down by homophobes.

[QUOTE=Polyethylene;33311933]My X-Country team and I would mud wrestle, play king of the hill. Then go over to the locker rooms to wash down. That day a visiting football team was in our locker room and our team would be showering and muddy. I think we spent a good hour in the showers. Got lathered up and slid across the floors. Needless to say we were stared down by homophobes.[/QUOTE] What's funny, is nobody ever wants to be caught looking at or around another guys dick, yet you'll willingly spend an hour a day watching a guys dick going into someone in porn.

[QUOTE=Diealready;33308075]Well last week in gym at school some kid was masturbating in the change-room. Not even trying to hide it either, he was sitting on the fucking floor jacking off.[/QUOTE] Some kid jacked off at the back of the school bus.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;33306207]why are people horrified when they see a dick or someone's balls it's human anatomy get over it, you're in a gym it's kinda expected to be naked in the showers[/QUOTE] It's old people's penis and balls that get us horrified. *shudders*

I went to a gym once. emphasis on [U]once[/U]

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;33308402]what the hell kind of bench pressing is that[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.clipartclipart.com/_images_300/A_man_doing_a_bench_press_with_a_spotter_100821-104734-796060.jpg[/img] bench pressing except the spotter turned around real quick and let a massive one rip