Untold Stories from the Gym- Zumba in the shower, anyone? - General

I was at the gym with my friends and we were all going to jump in the steam room after our workout. When I get in there, I see someone who looked like my friend, and being shrouded in steam, I thought it was him. So I go over and fake punch him. That was the day I almost got my ass kicked.

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;33317742][img]http://www.clipartclipart.com/_images_300/A_man_doing_a_bench_press_with_a_spotter_100821-104734-796060.jpg[/img] bench pressing except the spotter turned around real quick and let a massive one rip[/QUOTE] i thought the one doing the benching somehow managed to fart on the spotter that would take talent

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33309657]One of the few times I went to the gym, there were these changing rooms, they weren't really gender specific, like the changing rooms you find at a department store. So I open the door in one, it swings open, and behind it is this naked women peeling off her underwear. I just stand there for a good 10 seconds, then she yells, "OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stupid me, instead of complimenting how hot she was, I proceeded to be my normal self and argue that the locks are there for a reason, and it was here fault for not locking them. Then she yelled, "You're a creepy douchebag!" Stupid me.[/QUOTE] Should have shown her your dick, I watch porn, it works everytime!

[QUOTE=geogzm;33312200]Some kid jacked off at the back of the school bus.[/QUOTE] This happens way more often than it should. [editline]17th November 2011[/editline] caught someone doing that at least three times.

Used to go to the YMCA for this day camp kinda thing when I was young. Gave me something to do during the summer when I couldn't chill with friends. So it was swim day, and I decided to go back in to the shower room to shit since I think I was about to squeeze one of the sand worms from dune out of my asshole. So I do the business, walking out feeling victorious, and then I hear howling from the showers. Legit fucking howling. So I go to see if someone fell down, and there was a black guy in a swimming cap swinging his dick around in the shower howling. I later found out he was a special needs guy and his brother or something was shitting next to me. It was an odd day.

[QUOTE=Alaura;33296425]Being a girl, In a locker room in a gym is perhaps one of the most disgusting place's to be, ever since i stepped a foot into one i never went back, only went back to exercise, because everyone thinks that gym's are the most unsanitary places ever, since you can catch al ot of disease's there too, and like wise i never go to that gym anymore, and i go to high school to exercise.[/QUOTE] I would think the worst thing for a girl in the gym is being stared at by a bunch of weirdos. Some of them may even imagine all the spicy things they'd coat your luscious bum with.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33309657]One of the few times I went to the gym, there were these changing rooms, they weren't really gender specific, like the changing rooms you find at a department store. So I open the door in one, it swings open, and behind it is this naked women peeling off her underwear. I just stand there for a good 10 seconds, then she yells, "OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stupid me, instead of complimenting how hot she was, I proceeded to be my normal self and argue that the locks are there for a reason, and it was here fault for not locking them. Then she yelled, "You're a creepy douchebag!" Stupid me.[/QUOTE] You should've said "lets do what they do in gyms in Germany"

[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;33323846]I would think the worst thing for a girl in the gym is being stared at by a bunch of weirdos. Some of them may even imagine all the spicy things they'd coat your luscious bum with.[/QUOTE] god damn it.

[QUOTE=geogzm;33286610]This couple were making out in their shower cubicle so just as I finished my shower I aimed a steady current of piss under the cubicle wall towards their feet. Heh.[/QUOTE] GODDAMMIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY SCREEN

In high school I was part of the rugby team. One day we had to go do a tournament, needless to say - we got schooled by guys that had been playing rugby for years. Our team went back to the changing rooms, which were shared - me and a mate jumped under the showers and 2 female rugby players walk in. They undress in front of the rest of our team and walk into the shower with us. My mate got a stiffy, I kinda freaked out and finished up/got out.

[QUOTE=Gutsani;33343622]In high school I was part of the rugby team. One day we had to go do a tournament, needless to say - we got schooled by guys that had been playing rugby for years. Our team went back to the changing rooms, which were shared - me and a mate jumped under the showers and 2 female rugby players walk in. They undress in front of the rest of our team and walk into the shower with us. My mate got a stiffy, I kinda freaked out and finished up/got out.[/QUOTE] Female rugby player are normally fat and ugly.

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;33344354]Female rugby player are normally fat and ugly.[/QUOTE] this all the girl rugby player were groce, would not be suprised if they had dicks

[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;33344510]this all the girl rugby player were groce, would not be suprised if they had dicks[/QUOTE] I'd be surprised if they didn't.

I was in the changing room after I was in the Gym. I was getting ready to leave until my friends rugby coach (Jingles) walks around the corner from the shower cubicle and spots me whilst having his aged penis on display. He has a quick conversation with me before he walks back into the shower and releases a massive wet fart.

There's always that one fucking black dude with the big fucking black cock in the locker room. I didn't care about seeing dicks everywhere in my period, but seeing that specific big fucking black cock always put me to shame. Goddamn.